Some things

No doubt you’ve read about Cardinal Desmond Connell going to the High Court to block the child abuse tribunal from getting access to a number of documents.

That’s Ireland puts it in perspective.

Is Desmond Connell’s motivation to protect the image of the church or could it be more personal than that? All his actions have done is make the catholic church look even worse than before and get people asking even more questions.

Then there’s this:

The Government has announced grants worth €250,000 to help fund the Orange Order in southern border counties. The money will be given over the next two years to a company set up by Orange lodges in Cavan, Monaghan, Leitrim and Donegal.

Awesome. I am assuming that if I set up my own sectarian, anti-catholic movement that expressly prohibits people of other faiths joining in and taking part in the provocative marches that often spark scenes of terrible violence then I too can get a big lump of government money. The trend has been well and truly set here. Which form do I fill in?

And then this. Now, I think Scientology is as ridiculous as the next man but this ‘Anonymous’ thing is a load of old bollocks. A semi-sinister video and some veiled threats laughable clichés about being ‘legion’ won’t make the slightest bit of difference to anything.

Religion has a lot to answer for. Those of you disenchanted with your faith could consider joining the Church of Twenty. All you have to do is pay me a tithe, let some of my clerics fuck your children and do exactly what I say which may include beating up and killing our rivals from the Church of Rice.

Only then will you find inner peace.

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18 Responses to Some things

  1. morgor says:

    You should check out the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    http://www.venganza.org/

    Remember; Pirates are holy.

  2. Anthony says:

    So Twenty… I heard you like mudkips.

  3. roosta says:

    The “anonymous” stuff is super corny.

    But im scared of them. So ill say no more.

  4. Twenty Major says:

    They are a legion of cunts.

  5. SuperGrover says:

    I think I might go along for a laugh. 2 gangs of mysterious (not) scary (not) nerds facing each other down. Could the great battle of good and evil be played out in Middle Abbey street on Saturday. I, for one, intend to find out. And then maybe go The Oval for a swift one.

  6. SuperGrover says:

    Sunday, I mean.

  7. morgor says:

    If I had nothing better to do I’d go too, but I’m a man with a plan. and it involves leaving Dublin and then lots of beer and poker.

  8. SuperGrover says:

    Fair enough. Remember – beware the weak ace

  9. morgor says:

    or the Ace/King hand.

    aka Anna Kournikova. (looks great but doesn’t play that well)

  10. SuperGrover says:

    Or be a jammy cunt like the clown on PPP the other night who cleaned me out with J 3 all in. Cunt.

  11. morgor says:

    my girlfriend (who can’t play poker) managed to get a royal flush of spades one day. There were some disgusted heads on all the fellas sitting around the table.

  12. SuperGrover says:

    Heh – sweet

  13. Johnny5 says:

    I flopped a royal flush on PPP a few weeks ago. The odds of doing so are in the 10 millions or so some geebag I was playing against told me.

  14. Twenty Major says:

    What’s PPP? Penis poker pals?

  15. bri says:

    Probably Paddy Power Poker.

    I’m sure the 250,000 will be used to buy triclours to burn on top of bonfires every 12th og July.

  16. Johnny5 says:

    Paddy Power Poker.

    Good one, though. NOT

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