Comments on: Cold is shit

By: Johnny5

Johnny5 — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:31:27 +0000

I am in a permanent state of arousal because I find myself extremely sexy so again the weather has little bearing on the state of my nipples.

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:07:18 +0000

I bet you have nipples like bullets.

By: Johhny5

Johhny5 — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:06:26 +0000

I am a cuntbag and no mistake, I’m not gay enough to allow the weather have an effect on my cuntbagishness.

Gloves and scarves? I’ve been out walking Sheriff St in my puma wife beater top and matching cycling shorts.

By: Pish Flaps

Pish Flaps — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:12:40 +0000

Aye, yis can all go on about how great the heat is ‘an all that but, here, have yis ever tried eating a bag of chips in fucking 35C in Sicily? – fuck that.

One good thing about Ireland, yeah, the weathers a fucking shitwipe, but cold weather = great fucking chippers, (and they all have salt and vinegar. Mayonaise on chips?, fucking barbarians).

By: Fouxdafafa

Fouxdafafa — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:46:58 +0000

I lived in Dublin for 2 years, and a lot of the people I lived with had the attitude of:
“Oh it always rains here…it’s terrible, it’s so cold….oh but when it’s Summer, I don’t like the heat” etc etc.

Then they’d start complaining whenever the temperature got above 15 degrees. I could NEVER understand it.

By: Jeannie

Jeannie — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:04:34 +0000

I live in Canada and you are right – the cold is shit. I hate it. And -25 in Edmonton is not the same as -15 near the Lakes. Edmonton is dry. Here it is damp and as you know from Ireland (been to Belfast a couple times) damp cold is way way worse – goes right through you. I’ve spoken to many people who have lived in both and they all say it is worse here. I too would rather be somewhere roasting hot with a cold one.

By: Loco Lobo

Loco Lobo — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:35:46 +0000

In the first world, in summer, one leaves ones air conditioned house, gets into ones air con auto, drives to the air con saloon or store, buys what is needed and goes home again the same way. In winter we go from heated house to heated car to heated saloon or store and back again the same way. It’s the only way to live. Fuck nature, it sucks! And don’t complain about rain until you have to shovel the shit.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:11:13 +0000

Cold is cutting a hole in the thick ice on a frozen lake and then jumping in. You’ll be so fucked up, that you won’t even feel the water on your second go.

Or, maybe the whole concept was fucked up from the start. My balls never really descended again to their proper hanging height…

By: maggot

maggot — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:39:11 +0000

I was going to point out that J5 was a cuntbag during the summer, but you spoiled it for me.

Wearing gloves is cool – no fingerprints.

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:35:24 +0000

I should clarify – Johnny5 was quite clearly a cuntbag from birth, the cold had nothing to do with it.