Furk off
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on January 30th, 2008
It seems animal rights activists have ‘upped their campaign against fur farming today, demanding Minister for Agriculture Mary Coughlan introduce a ban’.
Inconsiderate bastards. It’s much easier to skin an animal that’s trapped in a cage than to have to go out every day and hunt the little fuckers.
I bet these do-gooder hippies complain that traffic on the M50 makes their working day longer so why won’t they show the same courtesy to people just trying to make an honest living? They make me sick.
Sure you can cut the hair off beavers and they are still perfectly functional, some would say more attractive as a result!
January 30th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
As a protest everyone should skin the fur off some animal today. A cat, dog, hamster, monkey balls…
January 30th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
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Mary Coughlan has an ego bigger than Cullen and O’Dea put together; she needs to be caged.
January 30th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
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Please, not today. The gas company just disconnected me. At least wait ’til I get the heating back on
January 30th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
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I personally find hairless beavers a complete turn-off. There’s something paedophilic (Is that a word?) about them.
Trimmed is acceptable, but baldy- No way!
How do you eat your’s?
January 30th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
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I think I’d prefer if this didn’t descend into a discussion about people’s vaginal preferences. Thanks.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
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OK then, let’s kill some small defenceless animals instead. I’ll get me coat.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
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Fur coat
January 30th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
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The Canadian fur industry (big business over here since the first settlers landed) is now pointing out that synthetic clothes contribute significantly to environmental damage, since oil is a large component of polymers that go into clothes, whereas fur is biodegradable…
January 30th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
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Exactly. The argument is simple - if animals weren’t meant to be eaten they wouldn’t be tasty and if they weren’t meant to be worn they’d be made of nettles or thorns instead of fur and leather.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
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I had pair of slippers made from hedghogs, great for getting the kids to bed.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
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If fur even looked remotely plausible I’d agree, but, the fact is if you don a fur coat in Ireland, you commit a far worse crime than the one against the animal kingdom, you should be arrested by the fashion police. Three types of people wear fur coats, country people who are disillusioned and think they are “with it”, wealthy old women who ride the milk man whilst there husbands ride their secretaries and last but not least and by far the most prominent fur coat owners in Ireland, knackers. Real or fake fur coats are hideous. If you feel the urge to purchase one, seek medical advise immediately
January 30th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
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Lets skin the idle rich. They have nothing better to do than preach to the commoners to justify their existence.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
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fur lined boxer shorts. very comfortable
January 30th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
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Animals should be allowed to live free and roam wide it is better for them and good for the environment, plus you end up with organic fur, look at all the fun that can be had catching and harvesting them, snaring, traping, shooting, drowning, gasing, and hunting with horses and hounds, and you end up with a product that is close to nature and has no chemicals or additives.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
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Could always get into taxidermy. Starting with the now sadly defunct Jeremy Beadle. Aah poor little withered hand little cunt. I bet when he tried to wank, his cock looked huge in that little freak hand he had.
Bald Devil loves you all.
January 30th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
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Mary Coughlan is the Minister for Agriculture?
Moo.
January 30th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
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Congratumalations on all your nominations, Major. Well deserved, so they are.
January 31st, 2008 at 7:23 am
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Yes, I’ve just seen those too. Great stuff Twenty, well done.
January 31st, 2008 at 7:40 am
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Ta very much.
January 31st, 2008 at 8:37 am
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hmm Jeremey Beadle having a wank, not something I usually think about first thing in the morning.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:11 am
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i believe that mary is a shithead and should be fired i strongly believe that she is making the wrong decision like everyone else in fianna fail ENDA KENNY RULES!!!
February 4th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
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I think Mary Coughlan is no better than a hobo. imagine if your body was encaged in a cage with four other animals and then then gassed to death and skinned…………whoever left this blog in the first place is a shite
February 4th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
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