70s kids show deathmatch
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on January 29th, 2008
I’d like to see some of the characters from 70s TV shows thrown into a ring together. I’d say there’d be some epic battles.
Who would win between Mr Ben and Bod?
Could Chorlton take on both Rhubarb and Custard?
Would Morph’s morphing give him the edge against Bagpuss?
And could scary doll Hamble take on the weighty, but fairly immobile Great Uncle Bulgaria?
Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about things like this and my overriding thought is ‘What the fuck is wrong with you?’
mr. crow and judge take on o’brien. sweet.
January 29th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
jim rockford’s da in a fight to the death with snagglepuss. exit stage left, right even…
January 29th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
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etc.
January 29th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
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Huggy Bear vs Gentle Ben (street smarts versus pure aggression)
By the way is that you on the front page of the BBC website.
January 29th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
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kojak v stavros. hard to call that one
January 29th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
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You could not be that old. Was Rainbow out in the 70’s? I’d love to see Bungle beat the bollox out of that snot nose whimpering gay lord George. Imagine the little stuffy fucker screaming, “But why Bungle?, Why?”
January 29th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
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Id like to see the Partridge family take on the Brady bunch.
January 29th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
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mrs. hart (she’s goyjus) kicking the crap out of cheggers with her strappy heeled sandals. getting a semi…
January 29th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
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Their not kids but it would be cool to see the epic battle that would be Quincy Vs Columbo!
Just one more thing… Hi-YAA!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
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oh. kids shows. right. sorry. bye.
January 29th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
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Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about things like this and my overriding thought it ‘What the fuck is wrong with you?’
Judging by your previous posts about conversations with Dirty Dave - it’s the company you keep.
January 29th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
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Twenty, “my overriding thought it ‘What…”
methinks you’d be needing “is” rather than “it”.
January 29th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
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A fine contribution there Morgan..
January 29th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
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heh, cheers Morgor.
January 29th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
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chuckle brother 1 v chuckle brother 2 laugh that off you bastards
January 29th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
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Bunny Carr vs Bosco - the puppet would take that sniveling fuck in a second i reckon!
January 29th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
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i think that show that bunny carr did then was actually for kids
January 29th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
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Sooty & Sweep vs The Fingerbobs…. Sweep can dole out a good beating.. but a mouse on a finger… scary AND pointy
January 29th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
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Fingerbobs - haha, I’d forgotten about them.
January 29th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
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Aunt Sally and Sally James, a TisWeasel production in wet tee shirts…
January 29th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
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Top Cat v Snagglepuss. Exit, stage left!
January 29th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
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Oh come on, Morph was basically a clay version of the T-1000 from Terminator 2. He’d kick the crap out of any of them.
I’d favour a street rumble between the Clangers and those acid dropping Magic Roundabout hippies. I reckon the Soup Dragon would cripple Florence, Ermintrude and Brian within the first minute although Dougle and Zebedee look like they could handle themselves in a ruck. And of course Dillon has a major tactical advantage by being invisible.
January 29th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
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The Moomins rout the Wombles in Bad Day At Fraggle Rock.
January 29th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
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that Pat Ingoldsby from pats hat could certain have a good fight with himself ..mad as fucking cunt …
jesus when I think of him sitting around doing his nonsence poems ..how the fuck did rte let him have a show .. he must have been dropping acid like a selfield cloud . Id love to see him fight himself and pull that grey ponytail of his and yank that camp bandana …
jesus those memories have driven me to drink… 2 pints big man
January 29th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
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What was the witch called on Chorlton and the Wheelies again?
January 29th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
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pcb –> was that the wan who was ridiing the dosco 120 industrial high brissle …or was she riding the dosco 220 stagefloor model
January 29th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
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Sam - Fenella, I think.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
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An all playschooler..Hambel V Jemima. I wouldnt fancy picking a winner there .
January 29th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
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There’s a fantastic site on the Interweb called “Google” or something like that, and if you type “Chorlton and the Wheelies” into the search box on it you get this; http://www.nyanko.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/chamb/chorlton.html
Just thought I’d pass it on to you Noobs
January 29th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
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Oh, I forgot to say, the first 5 words on the site are “Fenella the Wicked Kettle Witch”
January 29th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
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I bet none of them could last 2 minutes up against WitchyPoo from Pippi Longstocking.
January 29th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
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Morph — I had almost forgotten that claytastic little fecker.
January 29th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
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Clangers V Wombles.
The Soup Dragon V Great Uncle Bulgaria.
Lets get it onnnnnnn!!
January 29th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
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The Man from Atlantis V. Flipper
Followed by - The Main Event-
The Mister Men V. Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb.
To Close:
Brian Cant from Play Away V. Mick from Magpie
January 29th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
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Wasn’t Mick from Magpie Brian May in a different life??
What was the name of the blond girl on that show?
January 29th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
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Capt Pugwash V Windy Miller.
For the Roger the cabinboy Lonsdale belt.
January 29th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
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Jenny Something?
January 29th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
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Wierd. Only lately did I type out that very name. I’m obviously one of the Noobs Monkey Balls was talking about.
Is a noob a cross between a navel and a boob?
January 29th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
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Morph versus his baddy brother would be a great scrap. nice and evenly matched. forget the brothers name but he was a paler colour. He used to do evil shit that morph would end up fixing. I dont know how it didnt come to a head long ago
January 29th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
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Didn’t the noobs invade England at the same time as the moops invaded Spain?
January 30th, 2008 at 12:47 am
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Fucksticks - Chas or Chad, I think.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:00 am
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You need to rack it up a decade and pit Stringfellow Hawk against Michael Knight. I’m going to pitch the script to Fox.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:17 am
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20’s estranged love children as the main event
Worzel Gummidge v Catweasel
Who’d win?
Who’d care?
January 30th, 2008 at 10:42 am
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Rentaghost Vs Wonderly Wagon
Let’s Get RRRReady To RRRRumbleA
January 30th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
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Ena Sharples V Minnie Riordan
C’mon Ireland!
January 31st, 2008 at 11:19 am
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Jamie takes his magic torch and batters the fucking head off Hartley hair with it. Let’s see what Mr Pipkin would thik about that eh?
Speaking of Playschool and Brian Cant, wouldn’t mind an oul tangle with Floella Benjamin myself.
February 2nd, 2008 at 3:45 am
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*think*
February 2nd, 2008 at 3:45 am
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“It’s time for Hartley to tell a story”
NO IT’S FUCKING NOT!!
Jamie lifts his magic torch and …BLAM, BLAM, BLAM
Hartley is then strung up by his own pupeteer.
Christ, I’m fucking sick.
February 2nd, 2008 at 3:50 am
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Professor Yaffle is by far the hardest after trouncing the full cast of Battle Of the Planets. Being wood is great when everyone else is flesh and bone
February 13th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
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mary tyler moore and rhoda slap it out in a bitch fest fight… now i would tune into that!!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:04 am
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what about lolek and bolek fight to the death with knives.. or am i the only person in ireland who remembers this cartoon ?? everyone i talk to says who!!! mrs slocambe v maggie riordan now theres a fight where you could see serious actions and limbs missing…
June 5th, 2008 at 10:08 am
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ok my last one what about dustin the turkey fighting that gaylord bungle from rainbow … go on ya gud thing ya… ( yeah yeah yeah i know dustin is from the 90,s but no kids were harmed in writing this email)
June 5th, 2008 at 10:12 am
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