Irish gangsters are fucking crap
It was interesting reading about Martin “The Viper” Foley being shot on Saturday. Apparently the gunman got off 9 shots, hit him with 5 or 6, and still didn’t kill him.
Seriously, how fucking crap do you have to be to shoot somebody 6 times and not kill him? Was he using a fucking water pistol, or something?
January 27th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Maybe it was a spud gun. Remember them??
January 27th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Also, turns out its the fourth time he has been shot. Really fucking crap gangsters indeed..
January 27th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Even a good solid chunk of kerr’s pink to the temple would have a good chance of killing someone.
January 27th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
I reckon he’s going for ten…
So he can turn around and say
“I got shot ten times”
and we won’t have to hear of that guy in america, some rapper or something, continue to say he got shot nine times.
Not like it’s something to be proud of, people hating you that much.
January 27th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I Dunno, ask our friend Monkey Balls.
January 27th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Reporters should have their own nicknames too!
We now join Paul “the python” Reynolds or Ursula “stone cold” Halligan reports!
January 27th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
A bit WWF dont you think?
Just as an aside, I know someone who witnessed “The General” Martin Cahill getting shot. Said it was the most surreal thing that ever happened to them. All happened in a flash if you will forgive the pun.
January 27th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Yeah Probaly is a WWF!
I always thought if the General wasn’t shot Veronica Gurin wouldn’t have been either.
January 27th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
You sure on the spelling of her name?
I could think of a lot of cunts I would like to see shot, either with a bullet or a with a ball of their own shite.
Phil Collins is one.
January 27th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
The paper said that he broke a record of being the most shot at gangster ever, is that just in ireland or wha?
Maybe i didn’t read it right..
January 27th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Just kimmage!
January 27th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
The Viper is Highlander.
January 27th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
This site is getting really boring…. I mean a swipe at Phil Collins, how original, and now I see there is some hilarity invovling Anthea Turner, this is cutting edge cynicism… I am going to start reading the blog of the poet with the poly-syllabic handle…
January 27th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Viper! It’s a name that sounds more fittin’ for a politician than an honest criminal. And with all that lead in him all that’s needed is a push in the river. He’ll go down like the Titanic.
January 27th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
I think we’ve found a secret Phil Collins admirer in Sam.
Lets rape him.
January 27th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Back to the point in question. If you were that close to the cunt to fire off a fistful wouldn’t you make absolutely fucking certain. Do you really want the cunt to survive when your features are burned into potentially his last conscious moments?
January 27th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Quote from this evenings news ” …one of the bullets bounced off his skull, just above the eye…”
Jesus.
January 27th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Fuck Superman, he is truly the man of steel.
January 27th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
No not Phil Collins fan..
Dont read The Sunday Wuddled either.
January 28th, 2008 at 7:52 am
What I don’t comprehend is what anyone thinks extra guards are going to do to “prevent” a gang war.
And shouldn’t we want them to kill each other off?
January 28th, 2008 at 9:23 am
for fuck sake these bastards think there so tuf
u should see how they react when u
cut the knackers off them and there alphabetic
kook nicknames …fuck the lot of them …fuck
cmon slowly slowly catchy a monkey ball
January 28th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Careful there Twenty, they’ll be after you next!
So you’re probably safe enough.
January 28th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Ah the young gangsters of today. Can’t do anything right. I blame the mothers and the telly. They should be outdoors doing target practice instead of sittin’ on their arses playing xBox games.. In my day, one bullet would have finished him off. mumble mumble mumble
January 28th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
That Viper lad is like da Oirish version of 50 Cent
- they shot that prick a rake o’ times & it stil didn’t stop him mumblin his version of shite hip hop!!
January 28th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Poor class of gangster we have in this country. I read in the paper today that Brian Meahan was one of the lads to have a go at killing the Viper. Unloaded a MACHINE GUN at him, 40 bullets or something, and the only manages to hit him with a 3 or so. Tosser is right! Do it right lads or dont bother at all!
January 28th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
[...] few days, but after publishing this, I see that both that robbing bastard Bock and that major cunt Twenty have made similar observations about the shiteness of the gunman and the crapness of Irish [...]
January 29th, 2008 at 4:43 am
Maybe the Viper was dressed as Ned Kelly so he deflected all the bullets?
“Sheelagh sticking up for the poor wee shooter”
March 14th, 2008 at 8:48 am
hear use yarsh lirul cuntchs irf i gert me harnds on yers ill blledin Bike yars with me Vernom allright and ill neva be caught & nerva shot Shweaaaa
July 14th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
glad they didnt kill me u cunt
well what kind of gangster are u
in in the full monthy gang they probly wouldnt give u a water pistol u might take your eye out
November 27th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
The viper was shot by a twenty year old.
from crumlin. if it had of been me he would have burned for real. poor old martin you bullet proof cunt.
they wont get you down but you should give up while you still can.
why did the general give you that name anyway.
did you stitch him on the o’conners gold that went missing during the pigeon run.
dept collection u should keep your fuckin nose out of matters that do not concern you maybe you wont get shot so often.
xxxx
November 27th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
silly billygoat gruff has he got the right stuff williams cant do it bird of a feather went walking along the mountain road by the heather.
lullaby of a nosey cunt.
crack! crack! good nite tap tap goodbye xx