Grump
I am in a grump today.
I woke up feeling grumpy, I drank coffee grumpily, I ate a grumpy breakfast and I’ve been doing some grumpy work.
I suspect later I’m going to have some grumpy pints, make some grumpy comments about some cunts, grump my way home, perhaps stopping for a grumpy bag of chips on the way home, before having a grumpy nightcap and going grumpaciously to bed.
I do not expect to be so grumpy tomorrow.
I think I’ll be grouchy instead.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
You deserve an Oscar mate.
He’s the biggest grouch of them all.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
eh… Frumpy
Scarlett Johansson plays a shy bird who dresses like her nan. Somehow the highschool quarterback (the Fareller?) gets to know her, gives her a bit of confidence and shes the belle of the prom
January 25th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
youve gone off the spice burgers then ?
January 25th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I had very little time for drinking yesterday, and I woke up feeling great today. No thumping headache, no unexplainable cuts or bruises, and heaps of money in me pocket. (It’s not all the usual loose change either.)
If only I could get rid of this damn itch in me trousers….
January 25th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I’m a bit ropey myself. Bad day at the office yesterday.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
So how are we meant to tell grumpy you from normal you, will anyone notice?
January 25th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Im in a good mood. The twat who sits across from me at work and reads his emails outloud is moving upstairs. Yeah.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
I’m also in a good mood, i got paid today, stuff I’m doing is working, AND IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY.
Perhaps, you need your prozac twenty.
Note : please, no more puns for a while, i think it might kill me.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I’m in a fucking shit mood
Stuck on the M50 for 2 hours because of a crash…why does the whole sysytem shut down because of a crash?
Bertie and Mary McAleese are fucking fuckbags
January 25th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
itchybollix, would now be a good time to be smug about cycling to work?
January 25th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I don’t remember writing that, but it must have been me. Damn this alzheimers…
January 25th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Im jumpy after the bomb so ill have some jumpy pints later to calm down. Ill try and be less jumpy tomorrow but then again we may just have another one.
January 25th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Morgor
If public transport was done correctly by Martin Cullen over the last 5 years; then I could be smug
smug off ye bollix
fucking fuckers
January 25th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Forest Grump – Twenty starts a colossal thread and is in a bad mood the next day!
January 25th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I generally find of a Friday evening that 12 pints of guinness will soon remove any form of grumpiness one is feeling.
January 25th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
yeah if public transport was done properly I wouldn’t have bothered shelling out for a car or bother to cycle to work to avoid traffic.
Ah well.
Beer on a friday evening? don’t mind if I do….
January 25th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
And any plans as to when are you going to be the other five Dwarves?
January 25th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
where’s Bald Devil today?
He’s my new idol.
January 25th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Was Grumpy, the grumpy dwarf in the Snow White story because he had an STD???
January 25th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
No, it’s because all the other dwarves took turns raping him.
January 25th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
“I think I’ll be grouchy instead.”
Fec me that is almost a theft of my character, some people stoop so low…that they deserve a kick in the Balls
January 25th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
fuck bastardface up the arse…will make u feel better
January 25th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Hey Twenty, Your name as all over 2FM this afternoon…
January 25th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
WAS all over 2FM…
January 25th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
What they saying?
January 25th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
They were doing the change 1 letter in a person’s name game…
January 25th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Talking about the name change game thing….
He thanked twenty profusely.
January 25th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
They are a tastefull bunch
January 25th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Thanks for great weeks fun . . . keep on blogging you crazy diamond.
January 26th, 2008 at 2:46 am
Go and have a wank. You can’t do THAT grumpily now can ya?
January 26th, 2008 at 7:47 am
Know what you mean Twenty.
I can recommend some happy pills to you. Or, just go to another pub. Sometimes its good to go and laugh at some other cunts that you dont even know!
Bald Devil does it all the time. Plays havoc with the liver and kidneys tho.. Never had grumpy chips, garlic cheese chips yes, not grumpy ones.
Bald Devil loves you all
January 26th, 2008 at 9:49 am
as Forest Gimp says ” life is like 21 pints of guinness ,you never know what you’ll get ” , fuckin pissed . why did’nt you allow 500 pists , sorry posts ?
January 26th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Because people were just making silly comments to get there. It’s all about quality here, Kev.
And I can do anything grumpily if I set my mind to it, Steph. I can even be happy grumpily.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:33 am
I get that completely – nothing more satisfying than being in a self induced funk and happy about it.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:39 am
quality , i’ll drink to that
January 26th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Quality – with no sugar. It was good craic most of the way… who’d have guessed that so many of your readers had OCD….
January 26th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
I don’t know steph.
sometimes an oul ‘anger wank’ can be quite the tonic for what ails you.
January 26th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
The holidays have come and gone and now your back to being yourself.
January 26th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
mmmm gin.
January 26th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Twenty, the Trojan Horse I emailed to that bastard Damien Rice has been counting his keyboard clicks. From what I can tell, he’s been ordering advance copies of your book online. A little birdie tells me he’s been penning lyrics to awful new songs in the margins whilst he squeezes out his turgid poo-balls.
January 27th, 2008 at 6:29 am
And speaking of “The Book”, is it really true that there’s a blank page after each chapter for us to insert comments.
Oh my God, what’s this?
http://tinyurl.com/3d4ncs
January 27th, 2008 at 11:15 am
What’s going on here? Nothing? I’ve been away for a day and there is nothing here!
Monkey, stick to commenting on here. Old fuckers like you and me weren’t meant to mess about with blogs and stuff.
Now, where did I put the teeth when I got in last night?
January 28th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
What’s wrong with Damian Rice? I love him. Have to say though, was in the car on Fri listening to 2fm and nearly threw up from laughing – absolute class!
January 28th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Seek help, Irishmammy. Seriously. For the Damien Rice thing, obviously.