Grump

I am in a grump today.

I woke up feeling grumpy, I drank coffee grumpily, I ate a grumpy breakfast and I’ve been doing some grumpy work.

I suspect later I’m going to have some grumpy pints, make some grumpy comments about some cunts, grump my way home, perhaps stopping for a grumpy bag of chips on the way home, before having a grumpy nightcap and going grumpaciously to bed.

I do not expect to be so grumpy tomorrow.

I think I’ll be grouchy instead.

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44 Responses to Grump

  1. JL Pagano says:

    You deserve an Oscar mate.

    He’s the biggest grouch of them all.

  2. fucksticks says:

    eh… Frumpy

    Scarlett Johansson plays a shy bird who dresses like her nan. Somehow the highschool quarterback (the Fareller?) gets to know her, gives her a bit of confidence and shes the belle of the prom

  3. Feynman says:

    youve gone off the spice burgers then ?

  4. Monkey Balls says:

    I had very little time for drinking yesterday, and I woke up feeling great today. No thumping headache, no unexplainable cuts or bruises, and heaps of money in me pocket. (It’s not all the usual loose change either.)
    If only I could get rid of this damn itch in me trousers….

  5. I’m a bit ropey myself. Bad day at the office yesterday.

  6. flirty says:

    So how are we meant to tell grumpy you from normal you, will anyone notice?

  7. Ibanez says:

    Im in a good mood. The twat who sits across from me at work and reads his emails outloud is moving upstairs. Yeah.

  8. morgor says:

    I’m also in a good mood, i got paid today, stuff I’m doing is working, AND IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY.

    Perhaps, you need your prozac twenty.

    Note : please, no more puns for a while, i think it might kill me.

  9. itchybollix says:

    I’m in a fucking shit mood

    Stuck on the M50 for 2 hours because of a crash…why does the whole sysytem shut down because of a crash?

    Bertie and Mary McAleese are fucking fuckbags

  10. morgor says:

    itchybollix, would now be a good time to be smug about cycling to work?

  11. Silly Old Sod says:

    I don’t remember writing that, but it must have been me. Damn this alzheimers…

  12. Macdara says:

    Im jumpy after the bomb so ill have some jumpy pints later to calm down. Ill try and be less jumpy tomorrow but then again we may just have another one.

  13. itchybollix says:

    Morgor

    If public transport was done correctly by Martin Cullen over the last 5 years; then I could be smug

    smug off ye bollix

    fucking fuckers

  14. HammerHead says:

    Forest Grump – Twenty starts a colossal thread and is in a bad mood the next day!

  15. Johnny5 says:

    I generally find of a Friday evening that 12 pints of guinness will soon remove any form of grumpiness one is feeling.

  16. morgor says:

    yeah if public transport was done properly I wouldn’t have bothered shelling out for a car or bother to cycle to work to avoid traffic.

    Ah well.

    Beer on a friday evening? don’t mind if I do….

  17. Slim says:

    And any plans as to when are you going to be the other five Dwarves?

  18. morgor says:

    where’s Bald Devil today?

    He’s my new idol.

  19. SeanR says:

    Was Grumpy, the grumpy dwarf in the Snow White story because he had an STD???

  20. Twenty Major says:

    No, it’s because all the other dwarves took turns raping him.

  21. Groucho says:

    “I think I’ll be grouchy instead.”
    Fec me that is almost a theft of my character, some people stoop so low…that they deserve a kick in the Balls

  22. shaz says:

    fuck bastardface up the arse…will make u feel better

  23. Northside Langer says:

    Hey Twenty, Your name as all over 2FM this afternoon…

  24. Northside Langer says:

    WAS all over 2FM…

  25. MUSTO GUSTO says:

    What they saying?

  26. Twenty Major says:

    They were doing the change 1 letter in a person’s name game…

  27. Northside Langer says:

    Talking about the name change game thing….
    He thanked twenty profusely.

  28. MUSTO GUSTO says:

    They are a tastefull bunch

  29. alexkintner says:

    Thanks for great weeks fun . . . keep on blogging you crazy diamond.

  30. steph says:

    Go and have a wank. You can’t do THAT grumpily now can ya?

  31. Bald Devil says:

    Know what you mean Twenty.
    I can recommend some happy pills to you. Or, just go to another pub. Sometimes its good to go and laugh at some other cunts that you dont even know!
    Bald Devil does it all the time. Plays havoc with the liver and kidneys tho.. Never had grumpy chips, garlic cheese chips yes, not grumpy ones.
    Bald Devil loves you all

  32. kev 1 says:

    as Forest Gimp says ” life is like 21 pints of guinness ,you never know what you’ll get ” , fuckin pissed . why did’nt you allow 500 pists , sorry posts ?

  33. Twenty Major says:

    Because people were just making silly comments to get there. It’s all about quality here, Kev.

    And I can do anything grumpily if I set my mind to it, Steph. I can even be happy grumpily.

  34. Celia Larking says:

    I get that completely – nothing more satisfying than being in a self induced funk and happy about it.

  35. kev 1 says:

    quality , i’ll drink to that

  36. Crock says:

    Quality – with no sugar. It was good craic most of the way… who’d have guessed that so many of your readers had OCD….

  37. I don’t know steph.

    sometimes an oul ‘anger wank’ can be quite the tonic for what ails you.

  38. Loco Lobo says:

    The holidays have come and gone and now your back to being yourself.

  39. morgor says:

    mmmm gin.

  40. SJL says:

    Twenty, the Trojan Horse I emailed to that bastard Damien Rice has been counting his keyboard clicks. From what I can tell, he’s been ordering advance copies of your book online. A little birdie tells me he’s been penning lyrics to awful new songs in the margins whilst he squeezes out his turgid poo-balls.

  41. Monkey Balls says:

    And speaking of “The Book”, is it really true that there’s a blank page after each chapter for us to insert comments.

    Oh my God, what’s this?
    http://tinyurl.com/3d4ncs

  42. Silly Old Sod says:

    What’s going on here? Nothing? I’ve been away for a day and there is nothing here!

    Monkey, stick to commenting on here. Old fuckers like you and me weren’t meant to mess about with blogs and stuff.

    Now, where did I put the teeth when I got in last night?

  43. irishmammy says:

    What’s wrong with Damian Rice? I love him. Have to say though, was in the car on Fri listening to 2fm and nearly threw up from laughing – absolute class!

  44. Twenty Major says:

    Seek help, Irishmammy. Seriously. For the Damien Rice thing, obviously.

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