It just never stops

“Here, I was reading your blog last night”, said Dirty Dave.

“Yeah?”

“Yeah. I’ve got one for your celebrity names thing.”

“Go on then.”

“Ron the Carman – he’ll look after your automobile!”

“Erm…”

“Timmy the Bollix – the Famous Five dog is a bit of a hard bastard!”

“Uhm…”

“Stinking Pepe – smelly French barfly!”

“Guh…”

“Dirty Cave – with one letter I become Oprah’s anal passage!”

“That’s enough now.”

“Splodgi – birthmarked bloke becomes famous Dingle dolphin.”

“That doesn’t even work, you twat.”

“Mucky Luciano – mud covered compassionate assassin!”

“That one’s not bad.”

“Twenty Manor – chain smoking, Guinness drinking, white-beared country estate!”

“Capital work. But really, that’s enough.”

“Yeah, you’re probably right, I’d best head off anyway. I’ve rented a DVD to watch.”

“Oh yeah? What did you get?”

“That one about the yiddish speaking shark.”

“Eh?”

“Jews!

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