1 – How many sugars do you take in a cup of tea?

None. Worked with a guy from Belfast who convinced me not to take sugar in my tea for three days. I didn’t and never wanted sugar again. Story finished.

2 – What is your favourite biscuit?

A custard cream. YUM

3 – What’s the worst place on earth you’ve ever been to?

Drogheda or possibly… POSSIBLY Utah. What a kip.

4 – Do you like cucumber?

I like it on it’s own but not with anything. Not on a sangwidge or with salt or any fancy stuff like that.

5 – What was the first book you ever read?

A little story book about the Mutiny on the HMS Bounty.

2: Rich Tea.

3: Temple Bar on the 17th of march.

4: Yup.

5: First I can remember reading is The Color of Magic – Terry Pratchett. I’m sure there were plenty of others prior to that but a lifetime of debauchery has wiped everything prior to ’93.

2 – What is your favourite biscuit?
double coated tim tams

3 – What’s the worst place on earth you’ve ever been to?
Adelaide

4 – Do you like cucumber?
Is this a trick question – there was a very interesting looking cucumber on Stephie’s blog about Christmas time…

5 – What was the first book you ever read?
Good question – if I’d lived a different life perhaps I could answer it… but that’s what you get with Keith Richards as a role model

2 – jammy dodger

3 – maesgeirchan

4 – on the side of sandwiches not in the sandwich.

5 – mr happy, roger hargraeves

Sausages.

Spain (all & everyone in it), 5yrs now and they’re still all cunts. Either that or anywhere you might get talking to backpackers that are more enlightened than the Dalai Lama and can’t help but tell you/judge you/bore you.

A poor mans substitute for the sossy and one that won’t fool me.

Anne and Barry.

2 – Anything based on Toblerone or Kinder chocolate.

3 – Bangkok

4 – Yes, very much so.

5 – Anne & Barry

2 – Chocolate Kimberley

3 – Rowlagh

4 – I despise cucumber

5 – The Iron Man

2 – Ginger nut

3 – Las Vegas

4 – Only in sambos

5 – Secret seven