Time for some payback
You know so much about me. Where I drink, who I drink with, what I drink, how often I drink, in which places I drink, the company I keep when I drink, which particular drinks I drink, and so on.
But I feel I know nothing about you. And this disturbs me. So, I have posed 5 questions which will allow me to get to you know you just that little bit better. Feel free to answer only the questions that apply to you. If you don’t feel comfortable answering a particular question then simply ignore it. There’s no pressure here.
Right then, here we go.
1 – How many sugars do you take in a cup of tea?
2 – What is your favourite biscuit?
3 – What’s the worst place on earth you’ve ever been to?
4 – Do you like cucumber?
5 – What was the first book you ever read?
Let the answerening beginitise.
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:39 pm
1. 6
2. custard cream
3. Ron’s bar
4. oh yes – 6 a day
5. Nietche’s philosophy for dummies
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:40 pm
1.
Marietta.
Dresden, Germany.
No.
Can’t remember.
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:41 pm
1: No sugars, it’s just plain wrong
2: McVities Digestives with the choclate and the caramel, or plain hob nobs
3: A forest in Spain, we missed a train and ended up in a depot in a forest where it was so dark you couldn’t even see your own hand right on front of your face, never mind anyone elses!!
4: Yes cucumber is lovely, apparently people who don’t like it have some sort of defective gene, or maybe that’s people who do like it
6: Grace Grape and Robert Raspberry by Jayne Fisher (Garden Gang Series)
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:42 pm
1. None.
2. Fox’s Classics.
3. Athy.
4. In sandwiches? No.
5. The Garden Gang – Alice Apple & Peter Potato.
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:42 pm
1 – How many sugars do you take in a cup of tea?
I dont drink tea
2 – What is your favourite biscuit?
Viscount … the minty ones (in green) not the fucking orange ones that only dandys eat
3 – What’s the worst place on earth you’ve ever been to?
Hong Kong …the plastic arsehole of asia
4 – Do you like cucumber?
No fucking way … and I get it a lot in my burgers in room service in hotels ….
5 – What was the first book you ever read?
babar the elephant … little did I know he later turned to selling his ass for a couple of grams of heroin every day …that elephants for you ..some
times its good t have a shit memory
dont be so fucking nosey you cunt …where that book
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:46 pm
none
don’t know
don’t know
no
don’t know.
hope this helps xxx
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:48 pm
1) Two, ta.
2) Bourbon, or the cheap Lidl jaffa cakes crammed with the orangey goo.
3) Kells, Co Meath. Sweet Jesus.
4) No.
5) Sadly enough I believe it was ‘The Ladybird Book of Tables’, as in times tables, and not the ones with Queen Anne legs.
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
1 1
2 Chocolate Chip
3 Drogheda.
4 – Id eat it but wouldnt care if it ceased to exist
5 – Shoot Annual ‘81.
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:56 pm
1. Dont touch either
2. Foxy creams & those custardy yokes with raspberry jam on them
3.
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Damn crumb-covered keyboard….
1. Don’t touch either
2. Foxy creams or those custardy yokes with raspberry jam
3. The men’s jax at the back of the Hogan Stand
4. God no
5. Never read one – waiting for yours….
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:00 pm
1 – 1/4 teaspoon
2 – Amaretto biscotti
3 – Brussels — it was like Lagos only dirtier
4 – Peeled cucumbers are edible.
5 – Lady Chatterley’s Lover. It was a gift from the gameskeeper.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:00 pm
1. None
2. A plain digestive (read: half a packet with a mug of tea)
3. Dublin
4. Only covered in mayonnaise. Otherwise I find it’s like eating wet grass.
5. I can’t remember but I was a demon for the Secret Seven ( more so than the Famous Five)
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
1 – How many sugars do you take in a cup of tea?
Two.
2 – What is your favourite biscuit?
Ginger Nut. Hmmm. Think I’ll have one now.
3 – What’s the worst place on earth you’ve ever been to?
Well, some people have a “Happy Place” that they go to when something REALLY bad is happening – you know : to block it all out. And although nothing really bad has happened to me, I still feel cheated that I don’t have a happy place. Instead I developed a really dark place that I go to before I go out to kill prostitiutes. As I figure it, if the victim isn’t going to pay attention, then neither am I. And if both of us are in a happy/dark place, it’s as if the murder never really happened. Don’t you think?
4 – Do you like cucumber?
Yes, very much so. It’s great on sandwiches.
5 – What was the first book you ever read?
The Old Testament of the Bible, you fithly no-good whore.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
1. two
2. jaffa cakes
3. chetumel, on the mixican/elizean border. sign on hotel bathroom door warned against cholera in the water.
4. yes – think there is something in the earlier genetic post. if you can actually taste cucumber then you don’t like it, if you can’t then you generally do.
5. Haven’t a clue – probably Richard Scarry.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
belizean – not “elizean”
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:15 pm
1 – How many sugars do you take in a cup of tea?
None
2 – What is your favourite biscuit?
Ummm… chocolate kimberly, McVities Fruit Shortcake or Maryland Chocolate Chip Cookies. Is that too many? If I had to pick… chocolate kimberly because if I start eating either of the other two I won’t stop until there are none left or somebody wrestles the packet from me.
3 – What’s the worst place on earth you’ve ever been to?
No idea – perhaps I’ve blocked it from my memory, perhaps its Mayo.
4 – Do you like cucumber?
Meh! I don’t think it tastes of anything.
5 – What was the first book you ever read?
No idea, I suspect it was something from Enid Blyton’s Brer Rabbit series.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
1. none
2. fruit shorties/jaffa cakes
3. Alton towers, under duress….horrendous. and i had to pretend it was lovely.
4. only in salad, never in a sangidge
5. Can’t remember, but most likely Noddy/famous five/secret seven – though it could have been Bod gets the Bird??
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:26 pm
1. none
2. none or all?
3. Majorca
4. sure – except for the bitter ones
5. probably Nursery Rhymes of some sort – taught myself to read before kindergarten – first “real” book? I think it was about Helen Keller’s teacher Annie Sullivan
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I have been smoking heavily, and posting loads of comments to your last post. Alone!! While everybody else was here!!
Now I’m monged, and in no fit state to answer questions. So here goes;
1. Thought about this one for a while, and then I realised, there is no T in sugar. It’s S-U-G-A-R. Nice try!
2. Them disco biscuits are very nice
3. Ladyboy’s undercrackers. My fuckin’ face dropped.
4.The missus always buys loads of them, but I can’t recall ever eating any.
6. There’s only five questions.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Right then, here we go.
1 – How many sugars do you take in a cup of tea? None, I am sweet enough, surprised no one has said that yet. Or maybe there is a very good reason why not!
2 – What is your favourite biscuit?
Garibaldi or hob nobs.
3 – What’s the worst place on earth you’ve ever been to? I am nearly tempted to say Mallow but I’ll not.
4 – Do you like cucumber? It never did anything to me to dislike it.
5 – What was the first book you ever read? God only knows, probably Kathy and Mark and Socks the dog.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:33 pm
May I suggest a book token?
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Why don’t you fuck off you nosey prick.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I knew somebody would love the Garibaldis.
Unlike Johnny5 who loves Baldy Garys. The benny.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
1. Just the one, but two sachets. It makes all the difference.
2. Chocolate chip cookies,but only the ones that come in the blue packet.
3. Knock – I suspect the Virgin Mary even found it boring, hence why she buggered off so quickly after appearing to the assembled masses.
4. Yes, it’s my favourite mostly-water solid foodstuff.
5. People at Work. It had sexually stereotypical pictures of doctors, teachers, firemen, etc.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Right, that’s it. I’m off to some random post from last year, or something…
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
1. Two
2. Jaffa Cakes (lovely)
3. Toss up between Plovdiv (Bulgaria) & Sicily, thos Ities are fcukin smelly wierd cunts.
4. In my pre-teens loved them, but now only occasionly on a carrs with chees salt & pepper-yummy.
5. The outsiders
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:43 pm
1. Half spoon pleeze
2. Ginger Nuts or homemade Chocolate Ginger Nuts where I dip shop bought Ginger nuts in the brown/milk Wonderbar chocolate.
3.
4. Maybe….
5. Lorna Doone.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Come back Monkey Balls
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Scratcher – are you telling mer you’d rather be in Drimnagh than Sisily?
Sissy.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I can’t fuckin’ hear you, nobhead.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Baldy Gary Glitters.
That’s not rhyming slang either.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Word on da street sez it IS, brother-
fucker!
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:01 pm
1- none. Sugar’s for cowards.
2-I don’t really like biscuits, but at a push, Jaffas.
3-Callen, it’s like an Irish Royston Valley, but creepier.
4-No, it is the devils ’smegma.
5-One of the Famous Five books.
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:05 pm
1. No sugar
2. Jaffa Cakes
3. Greece/Norway
4. Hate cucumbers
5. Cat In The Hat
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:07 pm
1 – None if with milk, half spoonful if without
2 – Nice (pronounced ‘nice’ or neece’?)
3 – James’ Hopsickle A&E
4 – A lot
5 – Richard Scarry’s Busy Town, Busy People
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:10 pm
1. No sugar. I drink at least 10 cups per day.
2. Those little cylindrical things that are like the cone from cornetto that you get in posh bars with your cappachino…
3.Havent been there yet, but according to a trailer I saw yesterday at the Cinema its Bruges in Belgium
4. Dont mind them, once they are being used as a food item.
5. James and the Giant Peach was one of the first I think, but my memory has been distorted by attending parties as pictured in yesterdays blog.
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
We’ll all be round to yours for tea later twenty, stiuck the kettle on and get the hob nobs in.
If you even attempt to serve us Cucumber I’ll set your throat and feed you to your dog. Then I’ll put your dogs face in the blender and feed the shake to your cat who I will then drown in my piss.
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Regarding the answers to question one:
May we take this opportunity to inform all the fat fuckers who don’t take sugar that a little bit more energy might actually help you out?
Tea without sugar? You’re only fooling yourself.
And before anyone mentions teeth, we don’t actually have any teeth. So there!
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:23 pm
If you even attempt to serve us Cucumber I’ll set your throat and feed you to your dog. Then I’ll put your dogs face in the blender and feed the shake to your cat who I will then drown in my piss.
Wear your Liverpool top when you come around. Bastardface loves that.
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:31 pm
1 – How many sugars do you take in a cup of tea?
Tea? Are you kidding me?
2 – What is your favourite biscuit?
Jaffa Cakes – time was you had to go to Belfast for them. [The infamous 'condom train' was actually a cover for mass importation of Jaffa Cakes].
3 – What’s the worst place on earth you’ve ever been to?
Longford.
4 – Do you like cucumber?
Only for ready money.
5 – What was the first book you ever read?
Little Miss Pepperpot.
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:34 pm
bit suspicious about this. for someone who doesn’t like giving out their personal details, you sure are a nosy cunt. either that, or you’re getting paid for every email address you provide to bord siucra, jacobs, budget travel, findthecucumberup.us and easons. won’t get me that easily
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
1. None.
2. Digestive..with blue cheese
3. Dublin (I’m from there)
4. Detest it!
5. Maura agus Bran ag sugradh.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
1) Two
2) Anything except fucking fig rolls
3) Slough/Trim
4) neither like or dislike it’s a bit pointless
5) No idea it was 30 odd years ago
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:06 pm
1. None
2. Jaffa cakes
3. Duisburg
4. Passable
5. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (C.S. Lewis)
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:09 pm
1)No Sugar
2)Bourban Cream or Shortcake
3)Cyprus
4)Depends what the girl on line is doing with it.
5)The Hobbit
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:17 pm
1)two sugars
2)don’t really give a toss but at a push kimerbly mikado
3)Swinford/kilkelly – anywhere in east Mayo
4)deseeded and it’s passable
5)H&E – first porn type anyway
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:24 pm
1. no sugar thanks
2. chocolate hob-nobs
3. Dublin on a rainy day
4. only because I think it’s good for me…how sad.
5. ‘matilda’ by roald dahl
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:24 pm
1. none
2. i have a penchant for the lemon puff (glazed variety)
3. london
4. no
5. caroline and friends.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:35 pm
1. None
2. Mikado or Chocolate Kimberly (hard to decide)
3. Rivington Street
4. Yes
5. “Out Pig, Out”
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:37 pm
1. None
2. A plain digestive dipped in Nutella
3. Maybe Belfast
4. I don’t mind eating them, if that’s what you mean
5. A French translation of Noddy and the Bumpy-Dog
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:41 pm
1. None
2 Dry Cream Crackers
3 Limerick
4 The Devil’s penis
5 Neighbour’s wives
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
1. 0
2. M&S Bakery Milk Chocolate Chunk
3. Rochester, New York (we referred to it lovingly as crotch-fester)
4. Love it! But peeled of course, just like my men! Heh!
5. Kids shite of some sort. First book I really remember reading-reading was Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follet when I was about 11. Hooked me on reading and taught me things I never should have known at that age.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
1. Sugar in tea?
2. Jaffa Cakes.
3. Moyross.
4. I won’t kick it out of a sandwich.
5. Robin Hood.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:53 pm
1. about three. No milk though.
2. Café Noir
3. Cork
4. Sliced, please
5. Can’t remember. probably “Nijntje”
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
1. none
2. Foxes classic bars (not the biscuits but these have biscuit inside)
3. Fermoy. Filled with inbred, hurley-weilding, bogtrotting mucksavages that have no right reproducing.
4. Depends on my mood. Sometimes its nice, sometimes i want to batter an orphan to death when i see it.
5. Not a clue.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
if your fuckin book is now suddenly called ‘The Snacking Habits of the Irish, Ill be round with Johnny 5 BOTH of us in our liverpool tops with a bottle opener, a saddle and a mace.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:03 pm
1. None
2. Fox’s Classics
3. Wigan. I would describe it as grey.
4. Yes
5. Lord Of The Rings.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Liverpool tops are a fantastic way to idenify the theives in a crowd.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:12 pm
1. No sugar in tea.
2. A round one.
3. Belfast
4. Who the fuck eats cucumbers?
5. No need to read. I watch TV.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:23 pm
1. Ólaim Barry’s gan siúcre (agus gan bainne!).
2. Ní maith liom brioscaí.
3. sa mheánscoil
4. i mo shailéad
5. Ní cuimhin liom.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Not only have you told us these many drink facts about yourself, Major, but for a clever reader between the lines, it is possible to discern your unconscious drink hopes and aspirations; your drinking ups, your drinking downs; your drinking infancy and how that has related to your ability to not think of your mother*; whether or not you were straw fed as a child; a likely projection of your drinking future.
I saw a clever reader between the lines pass the kitchen window a minute ago – I’ll go get him, see what he says about you.
*personally, I think drinking to not think about one’s mother is one of the very best reasons there are.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:25 pm
1. Tea is for old women, unless it’s green and served in a teashop in Prague.
2. Does cannabis count as a biscuit?
3. The Man U shop in Dublin, though a quick poo behind a cardboard cut-out of Rio Ferdinand soon improved the general atmosphere.
4. What do you take me for?!
5. I am a strict non-reader.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:30 pm
1. None. Sugar, like sleep, is for weaklings.
2. It’s a tie between bourbon cream and shortcake, with custard creams and jaffa cakes coming up close behind.
3. South Leitrim (North Leitrim’s ok)
4. Only in gherkin when raw or sandwich form when not. They taste like watery shite otherwise.
5. Some random etymological dictionary that my grandparents had. It ruined me for life.
@TwoSpot: Swinford and Kilkelly are indeed holes.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:40 pm
1. No sugar in tea, ever.
2. I rarely eat biscuits. If pressed, chocolate chip.
3. Ohio.
4. Love cucumbers.
5. Green Eggs and Ham.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Half
Ritz
Toss up between Belgrade and Istanbul
Love anything that makes me fart
Topical Times Football Annual, possibly.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Fer fux sake 20.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:50 pm
although 3 was your house.
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:04 pm
1 – How many sugars do you take in a cup of tea?
half spoon. no milk either.
2 – What is your favourite biscuit?
the classic chocolate digestive. mcvities, none of your own-brand yellow pack shite
3 – What’s the worst place on earth you’ve ever been to?
It’s a toss-up between Roscommon and Castlebar so I’ll opt for the entire county of Roscommon. It’s so fucking grey.
4 – Do you like cucumber?
To eat ?
5 – What was the first book you ever read?
The Ladybird book of Soldiers. Top notch read. I still think I could be a sapper some day… getting rid of landmines and stuff
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:52 pm
I think it’s filthy asking strangers on the net about their elevenses. Filthy dirty.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:07 pm
That’s just the kind of response I’d expect from a Rich Tea person.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
one sugar
green vicounts but only on special occassions
a public toilet in a bus station in Bolivia(no flush capacity.Used squares of bog roll are just thrown in the barrel beside the jacks to join the ###### brown squares of the last hundred people who’d been there-nearly fainted with the smell and gagged non-stop)
Cucumber is okay if thinly sliced into a sandwich and eaten straight away
First book was “Ann and Barry” in Junior or Senior infants I think.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:27 pm
1 – How many sugars do you take in a cup of tea?
I drink coffee with no milk or sugar.
2 – What is your favourite biscuit?
Toss Up between Jacob’s Fig Rolls or a Chocolate Chip Cookie
3 – What’s the worst place on earth you’ve ever been to?
Cyprus…..just full of English tourists with their England jersey’s on. Karaoke bars, awful food.They serve chips with everything, even breakfast. How is Limassol a tourist attraction when it’s just like The Long Mile Road with Sun and crap bars and restaurants! Worst holiday I have ever had.
4 – Do you like cucumber?
Love it. How could anyone dislike cucumber?
5 – What was the first book you ever read?
Can’t remember title or writer but it was one of those ‘ A is for Apple, B is for Ball’ ones.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:46 pm
don’t forget “C” is for ####!
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:51 pm
C is for cocaine
and cocksucker
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Tolkein? Twice? There is a misreading of that question as ‘worst’ book you ever read happening..
1. No sugar. Sugar in tea is very wrong.
2. Mikados/Fig Rolls
3. Toss up between The Shelbourne on Saturday night and the throes of labour
4. Yep
5. Noddy Goes To Town I think
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
1. None
2. Fig Rolls
3. Howth Junction, early 80’s, missed the last train
4. Nah
5. Does Asterix in Gaul count as a book ?
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:22 pm
How many fuckin’ Johnny/Jonny/Johnny Rotten/Johnny5s have we got now? Has nobody got any imagination anymore?
It’s like the aftermath of an all-nighter in Playboy Mansions.
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:27 pm
1: 2-3, depending on size & strength
2: Digestives, plain chocolate. (Trivia: did you know that Digestives biscuits were formulated to stop ladies farting?)
3: A toss-up between North Dublin and Bangalore. I’ve been to Hillbrow (Johannesburg), but that was years ago, before it became the shithole it is today.
4: Yes, with fish e.g. salmon sandwiches
5: The first I remember was some Enid Blyton pulp, but I’m sure there was some Noddy before that.
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Brian T, Noddy IS Enid Blyton. Unless you mean Noddy The Gay Fireman by Larry Grayson
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:38 pm
1- No sugar ever, bollocks to sugar.
2- Farley’s rusks. Embarrassing to buy, but lovely to eat.
3- Mallow…without a doubt, Mallow.
4- Bollocks to Cucumber, apparently you gain NOTHING from it.
5- The Order fo the Phoe- oh hang on!
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:39 pm
I may be a Rich Tea person but I ain’t no dunker, no way, no how.
Liking Rich Teas is just good practice for getting old. Some people plan ahead in life, Major, (*files nails idly) and others are just filthy dunkers with all their soggy floaty crumbs and every manner of nastiness at tea-cup’s bottom.
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:39 pm
1. No
2. Jaffas or minty viscounts but just to be polite
3. Limerick Junction
4. No they make the bread soggy
5. Ann & Barry
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:08 pm
1. Nope, no sugar.
2. Mikados. And toffee pops.
3. Sandyford in a car in the morning or evening.
4. Only in porn. Quite incredible how few cock jokes were made at the expense of the cucumber question.
5. Dr. Seuss. ‘Their hair grows quick..so quick, they say… they need a haircut every day…’
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:14 pm
1 – One and a half
2 – Any that hasn’t been wanked on by a rugby team
3 – Stoke on Trent or LA – it’s a tie
4 – Not to eat
5 – Fuck knows, although I do recall knowing Sylvester McMonkey McBean’s name from a very early age.
Interesting that you get such an overwhelming response when you ask people to talk about themselves.
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:41 pm
My god fuck me another actor topped himself and now we have to listen to the physco babble about why why why………………..
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:57 pm
I was the original Johnny on this site, the rest of them are poor imitations and are gay and have cancer of the satchel.
So there
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:17 pm
What d’ya think about Heath Ledger’s death tonight, Twenty?
Here’s the info…
1 – Candarel only (two pills)
2 – M&S white choc cookies
3 – holidays anywhere in the Canaries were just shite, full of wankers…
4 – Cucumber taste bitter (a genetic thing) also the size of it is intimidating and yet strangely erotic…
5 – “Janet and John Book 1″ in primary school… haven’t thought about it in years!!!
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:15 am
1. No, unless i’ve just been in a car accident, then one please. Actually shag the tea, give me a whiskey.
2. Tim Tams.
3. A place in Mongolia beginning with T.
4. NO. Wet socks spring to mind.
5. A Fish Out of Water Dr. Suess
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:48 am
1. Just the one(bag)to give it a syrupy texture
2. Those job-lots the staff used to get in Jacob’s; Club Milks with no biscuit in them, just solid chocolate. (It’s a Dublin thing.)
3. The jacks in The Old Chinaman,(R.I.P.), Gt. Ship Street, Dublin 2, off me tits on acid, lying in a pool of piss. Happy daze, indeed!
4. They’re fine with plenty of K-Y Jelly
5. Pac-Man Instructions booklet. Really just looked at the pictures.
I hate you all, but not as much as I hate Bald Devil.
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:04 am
He thought that Brokeback mountain was a good idea at first, then it dawned on him….
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:16 am
1. None
2. Garibaldi
3. Leeds….dirty sheep shagging hell hole filled with yoners and pie munching Leeds fans….eewwww
4. evil dirty pointless food and I like most foods
5. No idea…..some Dick n Dora do something or go somewhere sort of jolly jape probably or Crime and Punishment…cant remember
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:33 am
Highlights the dangers of man bottom shenanigans, real or imaginary.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:02 am
“….Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
Of course not George…
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:08 am
1 – None, after a childhood of being fed two pr cup and spending half a lifetime at the dentists. I’m metro now, and mainly drink coffee.
2 – Dark chocolate digestives.
3 – The industrial zone of Suceava, Romania.
4 – Only if lightly salted, in companionship with a tomato.
5 – The Little Red Hen, in Welsh.
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:21 am
-3
-Not really a biscuit fan, but Tim Tams if I have to
-Any public toilet
-Sometimes. Don’t mind those little cucumber sandwiches
-Something called “Jillian Jig” which I swore was “Jilly and Jig”
January 23rd, 2008 at 9:00 am
1 – None
2 – Hobnobs
3 – Telford, Shropshire, UK
4 – yes, peeled
5 – No idea, but probably something by Enid Blyton
January 23rd, 2008 at 9:36 am
1. One
2. Chocolate Digestive
3. Work
4. Only like to watch what they do with them in the porn flicks
5. The one with ‘See spot run’ in it.
January 23rd, 2008 at 9:51 am
none – I put mine in my porridge
Kimberly
Dunnes – North Earl Street
Waste of space and water
The Ginger Bread Man
January 23rd, 2008 at 9:54 am
1 – One.
2 – Some sort of chocolate chip dealio.
3 – Stoke on Trent
4 – No
5 – The Fantastic Mr. Fox
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:03 am
1. ½
2. Breakaway/Club Milk
3. Liffey Valley
4. No
5. Probably a Ladybird. First book I bought myself (with an Easons book token, either ½ Crown or 5 shillings) was Tarzan of the Apes – Edgar Rice Burroughs
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:38 am
Digestives with Stilton, you say?
You might just be onto something…
To The Batcave! Sorry, I meant Tesco’s cheese counter.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:42 am
1. Half a spoon. Slowly cutting down, grain by grain.
2. Jaffa cakes. Or the one in one hundred club milks that they forget to put the biscuit in.
3. Longford.
4. Not particularly.
5. Some Noddy book, by that controversial racialist Enid Blyton.
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:01 am
1 – Zero..zip…zilch.
2 – Tim Tams..legendry
3 – Carlow. Fuckin shithole
4 – Yes…got a problem with that?
5 – Yours. Whenever you decide to release it.
Are you using this research as part of a greater personality test so that we can all become scientologists? Like you?
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:29 am
1) Mind your own business.
2) Mind your own business.
3) Mind your own business.
4) Mind your own business.
5) Mind your own business you nosey cunt.
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:41 am
1 – Tea without milk, sugar or tea.
2 – The Bourbon biscuit – the biscuit of Kings
3 – Mullingar
4 – Yes I like cucumber. Especially the way Russian eat them, pickled in brine with a nice big pint of vodka.
5 – Winnie the Pooh’s Big Blue Book of Gory Photographs of Invasive Surgery.
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:48 am
1) Can’t make my mind up, ever – but keep the teabag in.
2) Cream Craker with a nice bit of cheddar
3) Irish – Cahirciveen, UK – Holyhead/Caergybi, ROW – Duisburg or Newark, NJ
4) Home grown nice – otherwise why?
5) Jackys trip to the moon
@ manuel f*** off you Garibaldi munching latin waitress/table monkey – If you could let me know where there are any sheep to shag in Leeds, i will happily deliver them/it to your sheep infested isle/bedroom/excrement covered back yard/entrance.
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
1. None.
2. Homemade choc chip cookies, or Jaffa Cakes.
3. The toilets in the train station in Naples. Should have just crossed my legs…
4. Yes.
5. Baby Bunny’s Birthday.
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:16 pm
3. Take your pick for most cities in England, outside of London. Culture less shitholes. Birmingham gets wins gold though.
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:01 pm
1. None
2. McVite’s plain chocolate digestives
3. Sunderland City Centre
3. Don’t remember which book but I did learn to read from the “Eagle” comic, notably the adventures of Dan Dare, Pilot of the Future.
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
1. 1
2. Crunchy Creams
3. Hayes, Middx/Beijing/Abbeyleix
4. Can take or leave it
5. Does WIZZER & CHIPS qualify as a book?
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
1. None
2. Jaffa cakes
3. Kusadasi
4. No
5. Can’t remember. The first book I remember reading
was a book about the Birmingham six. Can’t remember who wrote it
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:34 pm
1. Tea is Gay
2. Hob Nobs
3. LA – A big smelly bag of shite
4. Dont really care either way!
5. Cant remember, anyway, books are gay
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:59 pm
1 – 0
2 – Ginger nut
3 – Las Vegas
4 – Only in sambos
5 – Secret seven
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:02 pm
1 – 0
2 – Chocolate Kimberley
3 – Rowlagh
4 – I despise cucumber
5 – The Iron Man
January 24th, 2008 at 12:15 am
1 – None
2 – Anything based on Toblerone or Kinder chocolate.
3 – Bangkok
4 – Yes, very much so.
5 – Anne & Barry
January 24th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Nope, just dunk a sossy in there instead.
Sausages.
Spain (all & everyone in it), 5yrs now and they’re still all cunts. Either that or anywhere you might get talking to backpackers that are more enlightened than the Dalai Lama and can’t help but tell you/judge you/bore you.
A poor mans substitute for the sossy and one that won’t fool me.
Anne and Barry.
January 24th, 2008 at 1:16 am
1 – dont drink hot drinks
2 – jammy dodger
3 – maesgeirchan
4 – on the side of sandwiches not in the sandwich.
5 – mr happy, roger hargraeves
January 24th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
1 – How many sugars do you take in a cup of tea?
Only rink Peppermint tea and sugar would be a bit of a social faux pas
2 – What is your favourite biscuit?
double coated tim tams
3 – What’s the worst place on earth you’ve ever been to?
Adelaide
4 – Do you like cucumber?
Is this a trick question – there was a very interesting looking cucumber on Stephie’s blog about Christmas time…
5 – What was the first book you ever read?
Good question – if I’d lived a different life perhaps I could answer it… but that’s what you get with Keith Richards as a role model
January 25th, 2008 at 10:41 am
1: none, I’m sweet enough.
2: Rich Tea.
3: Temple Bar on the 17th of march.
4: Yup.
5: First I can remember reading is The Color of Magic – Terry Pratchett. I’m sure there were plenty of others prior to that but a lifetime of debauchery has wiped everything prior to ‘93.
January 25th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
1: 1
2: English Muffin
3: My ex-sister-in-law’s for Thanksgiving in 1999.
4: yes
5: I don’t even remember the last bood I read.
January 27th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Ah jaysus that’s a lovely thing to want to know who it is that reads your blog. Lovely altogether.
1 – How many sugars do you take in a cup of tea?
None. Worked with a guy from Belfast who convinced me not to take sugar in my tea for three days. I didn’t and never wanted sugar again. Story finished.
2 – What is your favourite biscuit?
A custard cream. YUM
3 – What’s the worst place on earth you’ve ever been to?
Drogheda or possibly… POSSIBLY Utah. What a kip.
4 – Do you like cucumber?
I like it on it’s own but not with anything. Not on a sangwidge or with salt or any fancy stuff like that.
5 – What was the first book you ever read?
A little story book about the Mutiny on the HMS Bounty.