Just think, if the Romans hadn’t have beaten the shite out of Jesus and then crucified him we’d never have had Easter, therefore we wouldn’t have had Easter eggs, and by extension Cadbury’s Creme Eggs would never have come to pass.
I give thanks every day.
all together now, “aaaand always look on the bright side of death, just before you draw your terminal breath….”
Nice and all as that is, why are the supermarkets selling Easter Eggs already (Superquinn in Blackrock had them on the shelves yesterday)?
It is still January! Easter is another 9 and a half weeks!
Also mini-eggs, don’t forget those! I still have the plastic chicken I got years ago that crapped out mini-eggs (or laid, or whatever) when you hit it on the head… :D
Superquinn in Blackrock
Fuck you.
I saw Shamrocks last sunday.
Superquinn in Blackrock indeed. I dont think we’d get in real life.
Sure Jesus didn’t have much of a say on the day; you should be thanking Signor Pilate. Or Caiaphas.
Yeah, but if Jesus hadn’t been such a provocative cunt it would never have happened.
I loves me a creme egg.
I always think that somewhere, ‘Creme Egg’ must be a euphemism for something really disgusting.
Something apart from a bit of hard, hollow chocolate full of poisonously sweet coloured goo, that is.
When I were a lad, aye, I used dream about one big cream egg, same size as easter egg, all full of that gorgeous, gooey filling.
I tell you what they really need though. They need a day for punching cunts right in the fucking face. It could be called ‘punch that fucking cunt in the face’ day. That’s the kind of day I’m having.
yuk. those are terrible. But small REAL chocolate eggs with a nut, some liquorish stuff or some hazelnut cream ok. But cadbury’s cream eggs? Sweet Jesus no.
How do you eat yours?
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Horrible things. I knew a guy who owned a corner shop and he used to get in them on Christmas Eve for Gods sake.
Too early to be drinkin. Mental note to self, cant word two strings together.
I was going to ask what Sam asked….
Well??
I eat mine the old fashioned way, with my mouth.
Unlike the French who insert them up their rectums.
Filthy things. Creme eggs, not the French.
You could have just not qualified that and let people make their own minds up.
And you could insert creme eggs up your bum.
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace – shut up! There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Do brown chickens lay cocolate cream eggs? Are they fryable or hard boilable? Do you eat them with bacon? Can they be omeletted? And lest you forget — it’s only eleven and a half months to Christmas so expect the decorations to be going up in the shops soon. Oh yeah! It’ll be here before you know it.
Is that Christmas 2008 or Christmas 2009?
“Do brown chickens lay cocolate cream eggs? Are they fryable or hard boilable? Do you eat them with bacon? Can they be omeletted?”
Don’t be a mong. Creme Eggs are laid form the anus of God himself.
Easter – Jesus Christ? All these years, I thought it was Humpty Dumpty. Was Jesus a chicken or something?
Arrived home from a long around the world trip recently so yesterday I decided to look to buy some creme eggs being the clever trevor I am I went to Quinnsworth, could not find one for the life of me where da f did they all go and whatever happened to Maurice Pratt.
Easter eggs already? Soon Christmas decorations will be going up June. And don’t get me started on Valen-fucking-tine’s Day.
So you’ve been away for 25 years ehh star market.Don’t mention maurice pratt,we don’t talk about him since the ‘incident’.
The Romans can lick the inside of my hole
the big nosed bastards
Ah Easter, just the mention of it and I feel a cold clammy hand reaching out from my miserable Dublin childhood to snatch me away from this beautiful land and bring me back there………to wear that Stupid Straw hat to Mass on a chilly Easter sunday and those ankle socks. I’d have goosebumps on the legs cos it’s still winter and everyone willing the weather to warm up………AND our Ma only bought a big box of cheapo eggs, no boxes for us………..I’ve compensated these past 15 years by buying myself a huge Terry’s dark chocolate egg at EAster and I never go to Mass………..sorry God, but I’m a born again Atheist now and it’s all your fault………
My friend Biggus Dickus coats his cream eggs with lashings of batter and deep fries the buggers ! This is not big in France .
Speaking of provocative cunts with beards and greasy hair, I see that John Waters arsehole is at it again. He’s throwing down the gauntlet to bloggers presumably to get more publicity for himself. Why not pick up that gauntlet, raise it above your head and bring in down into his face with ferocious force.
Other than that we could just hop on him outside Newstalk any morning of the week.
I wish he’s shut the fuck up or fuck the fuck off.
What’s he done now, Walter?
It’s all Twenty’s fault Walter… advocating that people make their own minds up and the like… next thing you know it’s all “I think this and I think that” crazy talk.
Can grease attach itself to hair of such wispiness?
Newstalk want some blogger to come on and represent bloggers, talk about blogging and, I guess, defend blogging’s integrity as opposed to Water’s chosen medium ie everything else.
Not sure if the whole thing is of his own making. Could be that Gilroy fella whipper-snapper.
Newstalk know where to find bloggers. I wonder would they have Waters on at the same time.
I heard it this morning on news talk, it sounded staged, they were talking about Wayne o Donoghue, then JW goes, I Hate blogging (or words to that effect) out of nowhere, Then Gilroy, talks about the fact that JW pissed off ‘the online community’ (his words not mine!) last week, and Claire Byrne gives it, we should have a debate with a blogger and JW live on air, they decided that, just on the spur of the moment…
Contrary to what the Cadbury’s people might have you believe, Creme Eggs are, in fact, not intended to celebrate the crucifixion of Jesus, but rather to debase the grand tradition of deity-nailing.
Creme Eggs are part of a Satanist plot and are made to a recipe straight from the kitchens of the Grand Palace of Pandemonium. They are the work of the devil. How else can you explain the horrid, sticky crap in the middle?
They really are disgusting. The French, not Creme Eggs.
Ah bollocks
Holy shit! No wnder they’re so good!I never thought of that One 4 the Road.