George Cook interviews John Waters
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January 11th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I’m dying here… too funny!
January 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
That’s your best ever Twenty. Keep it up!
January 11th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Is that…. Emo Phillips?
January 11th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
heh
Imagine having to work in the same building and making small talk with the pompous fool.
“Your hair looks lovely today John.”
January 11th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Good one!
January 11th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
That man is a geebag
January 11th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Thats an insult to gees everywhere. More of a fuck-wit single parent cunt methinks..
January 11th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Will none of John’s friends and admirers speak up for him? Cactus Flower
January 11th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I had a job once where John Waters and Jonathon Philbin-Bowman were both regular visitors. Of the two, Philbin-Bowman was the most irritating.
Will that do?
January 11th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
‘Will none of John’s friends and admirers speak up for him?’
Mr. ‘I once shagged a priest’ has friends?
Nice one Twenty.
January 11th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I once shagged the same “priest”, (Lo-ooo-nnn-ggg before JW, I might add!), and I have friends. Never told any of them of course. Maybe that’s it.
By the way, if anyone cares, it was brilliant!!
January 11th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
And no, it wasn’t shaved. But neither was her head back then.
January 11th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I still say he’s a dung packer, he’d probaly say manure condenser but then he does write for the Times!
January 11th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Monkey Balls…
I for one would like more details…
(and photos if available)
January 11th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Ok Ok bear with me now. John Waters, Damien Rice and Diarmuid Gavin in a room and you only have one golf club.
January 11th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Ibanez, Make sure it’s a fucking big golf club!
January 11th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Haa haa! Fuckin’ brilliant.
PS: Waters is a retard (in some respects).
January 11th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Sorry Daddy Dec., but it was at least 25 years ago.
There were several venues, including the back of a broken-down VW van, during the breaks we watched porno-videos, and she wore black knickers.
I gave her my last £1 coin to get the bus home the following afternoon, a Saturday if I remember correctly.
That’s all I can remember.
January 11th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Oh, and I met her in Mc Gonigles on Duke St.
January 11th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
And I still think she’s wonderful.
Even though I never saw her again.
Now excuse me, while I go for a wank.
January 11th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
South Anne St!
January 11th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Me too!
January 11th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
South Anne St. / Dyke Street, never could dist inguish the twp.
can;t typr
mus t wanj
January 11th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
No photos Monkey Balls?
Though, I can probably make do with what you gave me!
Thanks for helping me through Friday!
January 11th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
January 11th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
No photo. Here’s a drawing:
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Enjoy!
January 11th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Sorry, that didn’t come out right. I’ll try again
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There you go!
January 11th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Fuck!
January 11th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Job Done!
Youre a good girl Sinead!
January 11th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I once met the aforementioned lady on one of her trips home from Marie Stopes. Must have been one of yours Monkey Balls.
January 11th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Same time tomorrow, Daddy Dec?
January 11th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Home, JMD? I thought she lived there.
January 11th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Yes please, Monkey Balls…
Very enjoyable afternoon!
Have you got anyone else apart from John Waters rejects?
January 11th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I’ve got millions, DD. Who do you want? What do you want me to do to them? Any paticular places you’d like me to mention? Should I keep the VW van, or think up a new place?
January 11th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
VW van was brilliant Monkey Balls, the fact that it was broken down made it particularly appealing.
For next week if you could do something with:
- Any of the members of the pop band Six
- Either Francis or Mary Black
- Or anything with Kerry Katona
That’d be just perfect!
You could possibly write a book on this yet Monkey Balls…Pages would need to be laminated mind!
January 11th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Six and Katona are slappers.
The Blacks are different though. I remember the time me and Christy Moore broke down in our VW van…..
That kind stuff?
January 11th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
What utterly strange comments.
I like it.
January 11th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Did I mention that Christy has a big one?
Boy, does he have a big one!
January 11th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Exactly Monkey Balls,
You might ditch Christy though…He sweats a bit too much for my liking!
(Disappointed slightly with your comments on Six)
January 11th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
All my stories happen back in the hirsute seventies. (Or the eighties, -Before I met the missus anyway.)
Hairy days indeed. (Sinéad only barely made it in)
I don’t think Six were even six back then.
Who the fuck are Six?
January 11th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
“(Sinéad only barely made it in)”
I’d say she did! Boom Boom!
Six, are the greatest export this country has ever produced…
http://www.answers.com/topic/six-band
The ‘After Six’ section is particularly difficult to read!
January 11th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Had a look. No thanks.
How about Me, Mary Coughlan, yer woman out of In Tua Nua and the bass player from The Lookalikes for tomorrow, eh? There’s a pinball machine in it.
Gotta go now, it’s getting dark, and there’s houses to break in to, while their owners are stuck in traffic.
January 11th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
You had me at Hello MB!
January 11th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
fuckin hell ! welcome to monkey balls .com
January 11th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
monkeywithaonetrackmind.com
January 11th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
I wont hear a bad word against him…
He/It got me through the afternoon!
January 11th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Excellent! Podcast and comments both. Blogging at its finest.
January 11th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
ye poor sad auld feckers
January 11th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
fucking gold
January 11th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
spankymonkey.eu
January 11th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Will your second book come out in audio, Twenty?
January 11th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
You never know your luck, SoS
January 11th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
heeeeeeeee, you’re mah cheerehvrtoo yeah, that.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
How about a braille/cheese grater version for blind people. I believe it would be probably the most violent book they have ever read.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Excellent stuff Twenty, I nearly fell off my chair. I found it hard to understand George Hook though, it sounded like his second chin was blocking his jaw…oh…wait…
January 12th, 2008 at 1:59 am
john ‘where did it all go wrong’ waters.
- his book “jivin’ st the cross roads” is very very good. i’d recommend everyone, from any political persuasion to read it. it catches, very well, a certain ‘time’ in in ireland. and it is honest… real….top journalism…. AND A BLOG. at the time it was unique.
- he did, somehow, give sinead o’connor one. good on
him (and her… let not piss off the misses.)…
what the fuck was she thinking. (as i grovel to her obvious, god-like genius, hopeing to some day ‘get one’ myself someday :-)
but, my god, as a long time suffer of his writings since, i have never seen anyone else stick thier head so far up thier up thier own arsehole as JW. what a self publicising cock.
any angle for publicity.
i can’t see this recent attack on blogs as anything more than a self publishing vehicle.
as for the hair…good god.
as for the nonsense that was the eurovision …cringe…. ARRAGH !
JE. relvelent with things to say
but stop the self publicising wank for publicity.
keep the Irish times column but would someone please
edit it for sanity.
as an aside…
cinametic masterpiece
run to see the cohn brothers’
No Country For Old Men
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477348/
trailer…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YLfpDBzhFI&NR=1
absolute stunner
i’m going to watch the last 30 minutes again in a while
that is all
/nc
reporting very late tonight from stochholm
January 12th, 2008 at 3:23 am
bald devil,
leave out all the https, and comas, and back-slashes if you want people to link to your site..
Flash Radio TM!
January 12th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
“No Country For Old Men” film?
Another fag western.
Save your money and wait for it on TG4
January 12th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Hee hee.
He so had that coming.
January 13th, 2008 at 8:21 am
that is easily the worst george hook impression i have EVER heard.and i’ve never heard any.
January 13th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
one of the ones in six was very doable.
January 13th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Each to their own, I say, but we were talking about the girls.
January 13th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
The little blondie one (Emma O’Driscoll) was cute as a button. Still is, though this isn’t the best pic.
http://www.castlebar.ie/photos/ken-wright/6/gallery/index/THE-BAND-6-2.html
January 13th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
some people might find this funny…
http://www.wikiporno.org/wiki/Learn_to_be_a_Pimp
January 15th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
http://www.castlebar.ie/photos/ken-wright/6/gallery/index/THE-BAND-6-2.html
Notice the word “Sewage” on the window behind her.
The glamour of touring the culchie towns, eh?
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
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