I had a job once where John Waters and Jonathon Philbin-Bowman were both regular visitors. Of the two, Philbin-Bowman was the most irritating.
Will that do?
I once shagged the same “priest”, (Lo-ooo-nnn-ggg before JW, I might add!), and I have friends. Never told any of them of course. Maybe that’s it.
By the way, if anyone cares, it was brilliant!!
Sorry Daddy Dec., but it was at least 25 years ago.
There were several venues, including the back of a broken-down VW van, during the breaks we watched porno-videos, and she wore black knickers.
I gave her my last £1 coin to get the bus home the following afternoon, a Saturday if I remember correctly.
That’s all I can remember.
I’ve got millions, DD. Who do you want? What do you want me to do to them? Any paticular places you’d like me to mention? Should I keep the VW van, or think up a new place?
All my stories happen back in the hirsute seventies. (Or the eighties, -Before I met the missus anyway.)
Hairy days indeed. (Sinéad only barely made it in)
I don’t think Six were even six back then.
Who the fuck are Six?
Had a look. No thanks.
How about Me, Mary Coughlan, yer woman out of In Tua Nua and the bass player from The Lookalikes for tomorrow, eh? There’s a pinball machine in it.
Gotta go now, it’s getting dark, and there’s houses to break in to, while their owners are stuck in traffic.
Excellent stuff Twenty, I nearly fell off my chair. I found it hard to understand George Hook though, it sounded like his second chin was blocking his jaw…oh…wait…
- his book “jivin’ st the cross roads” is very very good. i’d recommend everyone, from any political persuasion to read it. it catches, very well, a certain ‘time’ in in ireland. and it is honest… real….top journalism…. AND A BLOG. at the time it was unique.
- he did, somehow, give sinead o’connor one. good on
him (and her… let not piss off the misses.)…
what the fuck was she thinking. (as i grovel to her obvious, god-like genius, hopeing to some day ‘get one’ myself someday :-)
but, my god, as a long time suffer of his writings since, i have never seen anyone else stick thier head so far up thier up thier own arsehole as JW. what a self publicising cock.
any angle for publicity.
i can’t see this recent attack on blogs as anything more than a self publishing vehicle.
as for the hair…good god.
as for the nonsense that was the eurovision …cringe…. ARRAGH !
JE. relvelent with things to say
but stop the self publicising wank for publicity.
keep the Irish times column but would someone please
edit it for sanity.
I’m dying here… too funny!
That’s your best ever Twenty. Keep it up!
Is that…. Emo Phillips?
heh
Imagine having to work in the same building and making small talk with the pompous fool.
“Your hair looks lovely today John.”
Good one!
That man is a geebag
Thats an insult to gees everywhere. More of a fuck-wit single parent cunt methinks..
Will none of John’s friends and admirers speak up for him? Cactus Flower
I had a job once where John Waters and Jonathon Philbin-Bowman were both regular visitors. Of the two, Philbin-Bowman was the most irritating.
Will that do?
‘Will none of John’s friends and admirers speak up for him?’
Mr. ‘I once shagged a priest’ has friends?
Nice one Twenty.
I once shagged the same “priest”, (Lo-ooo-nnn-ggg before JW, I might add!), and I have friends. Never told any of them of course. Maybe that’s it.
By the way, if anyone cares, it was brilliant!!
And no, it wasn’t shaved. But neither was her head back then.
I still say he’s a dung packer, he’d probaly say manure condenser but then he does write for the Times!
Monkey Balls…
I for one would like more details…
(and photos if available)
Ok Ok bear with me now. John Waters, Damien Rice and Diarmuid Gavin in a room and you only have one golf club.
Ibanez, Make sure it’s a fucking big golf club!
Haa haa! Fuckin’ brilliant.
PS: Waters is a retard (in some respects).
Sorry Daddy Dec., but it was at least 25 years ago.
There were several venues, including the back of a broken-down VW van, during the breaks we watched porno-videos, and she wore black knickers.
I gave her my last £1 coin to get the bus home the following afternoon, a Saturday if I remember correctly.
That’s all I can remember.
Oh, and I met her in Mc Gonigles on Duke St.
And I still think she’s wonderful.
Even though I never saw her again.
Now excuse me, while I go for a wank.
South Anne St!
Me too!
South Anne St. / Dyke Street, never could dist inguish the twp.
can;t typr
mus t wanj
No photos Monkey Balls?
Though, I can probably make do with what you gave me!
Thanks for helping me through Friday!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
No photo. Here’s a drawing:
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Enjoy!
Sorry, that didn’t come out right. I’ll try again
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There you go!
Fuck!
Job Done!
Youre a good girl Sinead!
I once met the aforementioned lady on one of her trips home from Marie Stopes. Must have been one of yours Monkey Balls.
Same time tomorrow, Daddy Dec?
Home, JMD? I thought she lived there.
Yes please, Monkey Balls…
Very enjoyable afternoon!
Have you got anyone else apart from John Waters rejects?
I’ve got millions, DD. Who do you want? What do you want me to do to them? Any paticular places you’d like me to mention? Should I keep the VW van, or think up a new place?
VW van was brilliant Monkey Balls, the fact that it was broken down made it particularly appealing.
For next week if you could do something with:
- Any of the members of the pop band Six
- Either Francis or Mary Black
- Or anything with Kerry Katona
That’d be just perfect!
You could possibly write a book on this yet Monkey Balls…Pages would need to be laminated mind!
Six and Katona are slappers.
The Blacks are different though. I remember the time me and Christy Moore broke down in our VW van…..
That kind stuff?
What utterly strange comments.
I like it.
Did I mention that Christy has a big one?
Boy, does he have a big one!
Exactly Monkey Balls,
You might ditch Christy though…He sweats a bit too much for my liking!
(Disappointed slightly with your comments on Six)
All my stories happen back in the hirsute seventies. (Or the eighties, -Before I met the missus anyway.)
Hairy days indeed. (Sinéad only barely made it in)
I don’t think Six were even six back then.
Who the fuck are Six?
“(Sinéad only barely made it in)”
I’d say she did! Boom Boom!
Six, are the greatest export this country has ever produced…
http://www.answers.com/topic/six-band
The ‘After Six’ section is particularly difficult to read!
Had a look. No thanks.
How about Me, Mary Coughlan, yer woman out of In Tua Nua and the bass player from The Lookalikes for tomorrow, eh? There’s a pinball machine in it.
Gotta go now, it’s getting dark, and there’s houses to break in to, while their owners are stuck in traffic.
You had me at Hello MB!
fuckin hell ! welcome to monkey balls .com
monkeywithaonetrackmind.com
I wont hear a bad word against him…
He/It got me through the afternoon!
Excellent! Podcast and comments both. Blogging at its finest.
ye poor sad auld feckers
fucking gold
spankymonkey.eu
Will your second book come out in audio, Twenty?
You never know your luck, SoS
heeeeeeeee, you’re mah cheerehvrtoo yeah, that.
How about a braille/cheese grater version for blind people. I believe it would be probably the most violent book they have ever read.
Excellent stuff Twenty, I nearly fell off my chair. I found it hard to understand George Hook though, it sounded like his second chin was blocking his jaw…oh…wait…
john ‘where did it all go wrong’ waters.
- his book “jivin’ st the cross roads” is very very good. i’d recommend everyone, from any political persuasion to read it. it catches, very well, a certain ‘time’ in in ireland. and it is honest… real….top journalism…. AND A BLOG. at the time it was unique.
- he did, somehow, give sinead o’connor one. good on
him (and her… let not piss off the misses.)…
what the fuck was she thinking. (as i grovel to her obvious, god-like genius, hopeing to some day ‘get one’ myself someday :-)
but, my god, as a long time suffer of his writings since, i have never seen anyone else stick thier head so far up thier up thier own arsehole as JW. what a self publicising cock.
any angle for publicity.
i can’t see this recent attack on blogs as anything more than a self publishing vehicle.
as for the hair…good god.
as for the nonsense that was the eurovision …cringe…. ARRAGH !
JE. relvelent with things to say
but stop the self publicising wank for publicity.
keep the Irish times column but would someone please
edit it for sanity.
as an aside…
cinametic masterpiece
run to see the cohn brothers’
No Country For Old Men
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477348/
trailer…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YLfpDBzhFI&NR=1
absolute stunner
i’m going to watch the last 30 minutes again in a while
that is all
/nc
reporting very late tonight from stochholm
bald devil,
leave out all the https, and comas, and back-slashes if you want people to link to your site..
Flash Radio TM!
“No Country For Old Men” film?
Another fag western.
Save your money and wait for it on TG4
Hee hee.
He so had that coming.
that is easily the worst george hook impression i have EVER heard.and i’ve never heard any.
one of the ones in six was very doable.
Each to their own, I say, but we were talking about the girls.
The little blondie one (Emma O’Driscoll) was cute as a button. Still is, though this isn’t the best pic.
http://www.castlebar.ie/photos/ken-wright/6/gallery/index/THE-BAND-6-2.html
some people might find this funny…
http://www.wikiporno.org/wiki/Learn_to_be_a_Pimp
http://www.castlebar.ie/photos/ken-wright/6/gallery/index/THE-BAND-6-2.html
Notice the word “Sewage” on the window behind her.
The glamour of touring the culchie towns, eh?
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