George Cook interviews John Waters

Posted on | January 11, 2008 | 66 Comments

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  1. AvoidingLife
    January 11th, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

    I’m dying here… too funny!

  2. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 12:37 pm

    That’s your best ever Twenty. Keep it up!

  3. RandomNoise
    January 11th, 2008 @ 12:38 pm

    Is that…. Emo Phillips?

  4. itchybollix
    January 11th, 2008 @ 12:44 pm

    heh

    Imagine having to work in the same building and making small talk with the pompous fool.

    “Your hair looks lovely today John.”

  5. Giver O'Shite
    January 11th, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

    Good one!

  6. updown
    January 11th, 2008 @ 12:53 pm

    That man is a geebag

  7. Bald Devil
    January 11th, 2008 @ 1:08 pm

    Thats an insult to gees everywhere. More of a fuck-wit single parent cunt methinks..

  8. Cactus Flower
    January 11th, 2008 @ 1:19 pm

    Will none of John’s friends and admirers speak up for him? Cactus Flower

  9. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 1:42 pm

    I had a job once where John Waters and Jonathon Philbin-Bowman were both regular visitors. Of the two, Philbin-Bowman was the most irritating.
    Will that do?

  10. JackMcMad
    January 11th, 2008 @ 1:49 pm

    ‘Will none of John’s friends and admirers speak up for him?’

    Mr. ‘I once shagged a priest’ has friends?
    Nice one Twenty.

  11. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 1:57 pm

    I once shagged the same “priest”, (Lo-ooo-nnn-ggg before JW, I might add!), and I have friends. Never told any of them of course. Maybe that’s it.
    By the way, if anyone cares, it was brilliant!!

  12. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 1:59 pm

    And no, it wasn’t shaved. But neither was her head back then.

  13. size ten
    January 11th, 2008 @ 2:00 pm

    I still say he’s a dung packer, he’d probaly say manure condenser but then he does write for the Times!

  14. Daddy Dec
    January 11th, 2008 @ 2:08 pm

    Monkey Balls…

    I for one would like more details…

    (and photos if available)

  15. Ibanez
    January 11th, 2008 @ 2:11 pm

    Ok Ok bear with me now. John Waters, Damien Rice and Diarmuid Gavin in a room and you only have one golf club.

  16. JackMcMad
    January 11th, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

    Ibanez, Make sure it’s a fucking big golf club!

  17. Walter Ego
    January 11th, 2008 @ 2:37 pm

    Haa haa! Fuckin’ brilliant.

    PS: Waters is a retard (in some respects).

  18. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 2:46 pm

    Sorry Daddy Dec., but it was at least 25 years ago.
    There were several venues, including the back of a broken-down VW van, during the breaks we watched porno-videos, and she wore black knickers.
    I gave her my last £1 coin to get the bus home the following afternoon, a Saturday if I remember correctly.
    That’s all I can remember.

  19. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 2:48 pm

    Oh, and I met her in Mc Gonigles on Duke St.

  20. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 2:52 pm

    And I still think she’s wonderful.
    Even though I never saw her again.
    Now excuse me, while I go for a wank.

  21. woowoo
    January 11th, 2008 @ 2:52 pm

    South Anne St!

  22. Daddy Dec
    January 11th, 2008 @ 2:52 pm

    Me too!

  23. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 2:59 pm

    South Anne St. / Dyke Street, never could dist inguish the twp.
    can;t typr
    mus t wanj

  24. Daddy Dec
    January 11th, 2008 @ 3:03 pm

    No photos Monkey Balls?

    Though, I can probably make do with what you gave me!

    Thanks for helping me through Friday!

  25. woowoo
    January 11th, 2008 @ 3:04 pm

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 3:16 pm

    No photo. Here’s a drawing:

    0]
    0]==]-[]
    ] ] [[

    Enjoy!

  27. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 3:18 pm

    Sorry, that didn’t come out right. I’ll try again

    . 0]
    . 0]==]-[]
    . ] ] ][

    There you go!

  28. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 3:19 pm

    Fuck!

  29. Daddy Dec
    January 11th, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

    Job Done!

    Youre a good girl Sinead!

  30. JackMcMad
    January 11th, 2008 @ 3:26 pm

    I once met the aforementioned lady on one of her trips home from Marie Stopes. Must have been one of yours Monkey Balls.

  31. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 3:26 pm

    Same time tomorrow, Daddy Dec?

  32. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

    Home, JMD? I thought she lived there.

  33. Daddy Dec
    January 11th, 2008 @ 3:31 pm

    Yes please, Monkey Balls…

    Very enjoyable afternoon!

    Have you got anyone else apart from John Waters rejects?

  34. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

    I’ve got millions, DD. Who do you want? What do you want me to do to them? Any paticular places you’d like me to mention? Should I keep the VW van, or think up a new place?

  35. Daddy Dec
    January 11th, 2008 @ 3:59 pm

    VW van was brilliant Monkey Balls, the fact that it was broken down made it particularly appealing.

    For next week if you could do something with:

    - Any of the members of the pop band Six
    - Either Francis or Mary Black
    - Or anything with Kerry Katona

    That’d be just perfect!

    You could possibly write a book on this yet Monkey Balls…Pages would need to be laminated mind!

  36. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 4:08 pm

    Six and Katona are slappers.
    The Blacks are different though. I remember the time me and Christy Moore broke down in our VW van…..

    That kind stuff?

  37. Twenty Major
    January 11th, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

    What utterly strange comments.

    I like it.

  38. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 4:13 pm

    Did I mention that Christy has a big one?
    Boy, does he have a big one!

  39. Daddy Dec
    January 11th, 2008 @ 4:14 pm

    Exactly Monkey Balls,

    You might ditch Christy though…He sweats a bit too much for my liking!

    (Disappointed slightly with your comments on Six)

  40. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 4:21 pm

    All my stories happen back in the hirsute seventies. (Or the eighties, -Before I met the missus anyway.)
    Hairy days indeed. (Sinéad only barely made it in)
    I don’t think Six were even six back then.
    Who the fuck are Six?

  41. Daddy Dec
    January 11th, 2008 @ 4:32 pm

    “(Sinéad only barely made it in)”

    I’d say she did! Boom Boom!

    Six, are the greatest export this country has ever produced…

    http://www.answers.com/topic/six-band

    The ‘After Six’ section is particularly difficult to read!

  42. Monkey Balls
    January 11th, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

    Had a look. No thanks.
    How about Me, Mary Coughlan, yer woman out of In Tua Nua and the bass player from The Lookalikes for tomorrow, eh? There’s a pinball machine in it.
    Gotta go now, it’s getting dark, and there’s houses to break in to, while their owners are stuck in traffic.

  43. Daddy Dec
    January 11th, 2008 @ 4:50 pm

    You had me at Hello MB!

  44. kev 1
    January 11th, 2008 @ 4:53 pm

    fuckin hell ! welcome to monkey balls .com

  45. woowoo
    January 11th, 2008 @ 5:00 pm

    monkeywithaonetrackmind.com

  46. Daddy Dec
    January 11th, 2008 @ 5:11 pm

    I wont hear a bad word against him…

    He/It got me through the afternoon!

  47. problemchildbride
    January 11th, 2008 @ 5:34 pm

    Excellent! Podcast and comments both. Blogging at its finest.

  48. Cactus Flower
    January 11th, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

    ye poor sad auld feckers

  49. roosta
    January 11th, 2008 @ 6:32 pm

    fucking gold

  50. porridge
    January 11th, 2008 @ 6:33 pm

    spankymonkey.eu

  51. Silly Old Sod
    January 11th, 2008 @ 8:06 pm

    Will your second book come out in audio, Twenty?

  52. Twenty Major
    January 11th, 2008 @ 8:10 pm

    You never know your luck, SoS

  53. fatmammycat
    January 11th, 2008 @ 9:37 pm

    heeeeeeeee, you’re mah cheerehvrtoo yeah, that.

  54. Bald Devil
    January 11th, 2008 @ 11:35 pm

    How about a braille/cheese grater version for blind people. I believe it would be probably the most violent book they have ever read.

  55. TouchingVirus
    January 11th, 2008 @ 11:36 pm

    Excellent stuff Twenty, I nearly fell off my chair. I found it hard to understand George Hook though, it sounded like his second chin was blocking his jaw…oh…wait…

  56. neilc
    January 12th, 2008 @ 1:59 am

    john ‘where did it all go wrong’ waters.

    - his book “jivin’ st the cross roads” is very very good. i’d recommend everyone, from any political persuasion to read it. it catches, very well, a certain ‘time’ in in ireland. and it is honest… real….top journalism…. AND A BLOG. at the time it was unique.

    - he did, somehow, give sinead o’connor one. good on
    him (and her… let not piss off the misses.)…

    what the fuck was she thinking. (as i grovel to her obvious, god-like genius, hopeing to some day ‘get one’ myself someday :-)

    but, my god, as a long time suffer of his writings since, i have never seen anyone else stick thier head so far up thier up thier own arsehole as JW. what a self publicising cock.

    any angle for publicity.

    i can’t see this recent attack on blogs as anything more than a self publishing vehicle.

    as for the hair…good god.
    as for the nonsense that was the eurovision …cringe…. ARRAGH !

    JE. relvelent with things to say
    but stop the self publicising wank for publicity.

    keep the Irish times column but would someone please
    edit it for sanity.

    as an aside…
    cinametic masterpiece
    run to see the cohn brothers’
    No Country For Old Men
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477348/
    trailer…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YLfpDBzhFI&NR=1

    absolute stunner
    i’m going to watch the last 30 minutes again in a while

    that is all

    /nc
    reporting very late tonight from stochholm

  57. Sam Crea
    January 12th, 2008 @ 3:23 am

    bald devil,
    leave out all the https, and comas, and back-slashes if you want people to link to your site..

    Flash Radio TM!

  58. Yacuncha
    January 12th, 2008 @ 1:01 pm

    “No Country For Old Men” film?

    Another fag western.

    Save your money and wait for it on TG4

  59. Medbh
    January 12th, 2008 @ 7:33 pm

    Hee hee.
    He so had that coming.

  60. lazlo panaflex jnr
    January 13th, 2008 @ 8:21 am

    that is easily the worst george hook impression i have EVER heard.and i’ve never heard any.

  61. Ibanez
    January 13th, 2008 @ 1:23 pm

    one of the ones in six was very doable.

  62. Monkey Balls
    January 13th, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

    Each to their own, I say, but we were talking about the girls.

  63. Dogzbollix
    January 13th, 2008 @ 10:12 pm

    The little blondie one (Emma O’Driscoll) was cute as a button. Still is, though this isn’t the best pic.
    http://www.castlebar.ie/photos/ken-wright/6/gallery/index/THE-BAND-6-2.html

  64. johnsmith36185
    January 13th, 2008 @ 10:20 pm

    some people might find this funny…

    http://www.wikiporno.org/wiki/Learn_to_be_a_Pimp

  65. colonel knowledge
    January 15th, 2008 @ 11:49 pm

    http://www.castlebar.ie/photos/ken-wright/6/gallery/index/THE-BAND-6-2.html

    Notice the word “Sewage” on the window behind her.

    The glamour of touring the culchie towns, eh?

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    January 23rd, 2008 @ 3:56 pm

    [...] Major put a link to one of Waters’s early rants here and this led to a furore of debate on Mulley, Daragh O’Brien and [...]

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