Comments on: Rudy Giuliani

By: Thriftcriminal

Thriftcriminal — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:11:08 +0000

Fuck the coma, just get Christopher Walken to do a reprise on his first performance. That would be incredibly cool, think of the headlines :-) Mind you as I recall, he failed, but the president lost face because he used a baby to shield himself. Do it Chris, do it King of New York style!

By: Loco Lobo

Loco Lobo — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:04:40 +0000

The U S of A ain’t ready fo a chocolat president yet. Hillary will put his black ass back on the Democrat plantation with the rest of the darkies, y’ll.

By: Nanuk

Nanuk — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:33:20 +0000

One word: Nosferatu.

By: Puerile Pish

Puerile Pish — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:04:32 +0000

I wouldn’t shoot Obama in the face, not because I like him or anything, just because his homies might do a drive by in revenge.

Hilary needs a good shooting tho’ as does that Mormon Motherfucker. and the one that said that gays pose a public health risk..cunt.

Most of them are not worth a flying fuck, I hope Obama does win, if only to piss off the Klansmen.

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:00:12 +0000

Technically he should have it all sewn up. He's had more wives than any other candidate including the Mormon and his first wife was his second cousin which should garner him the Southern vote. He's an East coaster so liberals should be able to tolerate him and he gets the gay vote for letting Donald Trump kiss his boobs while he was in drag although being in drag is nothing new for Guiliani. Personally I couldn't give a ballistic bollock what he likes to wear but it may be tricky internationally if the president is seen to be coveting Angela Merkel's twin-set and pearls in lieu of improving Euro-American relations. But he won't get the gay vote or the Mormon vote or the Southern vote or the liberal vote because he is an utter arse. He will, however get the much-coveted Mafia vote, the hawk vote, the tattooed-steroid-enhanced-with-pitbull-accessories-contingent and the NRA vote despite this piece of revolting poll-pandering.

By: Lafsword

Lafsword — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:52:10 +0000

To Northside Langer, shoot the fucking VP first !!!

By: Lafsword

Lafsword — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:50:52 +0000

I read somewhere that it costs the American voter approx $10 each to support the presidency through its full term of four years, thats $2.5 per year or less than 5c each per week. So you pretty much get what you pay for.

2 Pints cost more than $10 in my local so on a good night I would drink the guts of 4-5 presidencies.

No wonder it’s 20 years this year since someone other than a Bush or a fucking Clinton was running the most powerful nation on earth.

If Hillary gets elected we are looking at quarter of a century with just two families in the White House and before them 8 years of fucking Reagan with Bush snr as his vice president.

Shoot em all in the fucking face the useless fat lazy cunts, Obama says he is about change, most Americans are too fat to change their shoes let alone their politics so the little non-white boy will have to work very hard just to get them off their arses to vote, especially for him.

By: Northside Langer

Northside Langer — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:46:41 +0000

Can’t shoot him when he’s president until we see who his VP is.

Theres millions out there that think Bush deserved a shooting, but if anyone did then the Dark Lord Cheney would have become president.
From now on, any president elected is going to put some barney suit wearing warmonger in as his no.2. Its the best guarantee he’ll survive his term in office.

By: Conspiracy T

Conspiracy T — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:36:54 +0000

You could always have him drive in a big cavalcade, and have his driver shoot him..

By: Silly Old Sod

Silly Old Sod — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:54:41 +0000

There’s nothing I hate more than being shot by a cunting dyslexic!