Rudy Giuliani
Posted on | January 7, 2008 | 21 Comments
He reminds me of the President bloke from the Dead Zone.
Can we just make sure there’s some bloke currently in a coma in the US who can wake up, have special powers, then shoot the cunt in the face if he ever gets elected?
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January 7th, 2008 @ 7:29 pm
‘He reminds me of the President bloke from the Dead Zone’
The Americans prefer to call it ‘ground zero’.
Giuliani prefers to call it ‘that wonderful thing that made my career cos i was a washed up politician’
January 7th, 2008 @ 8:11 pm
Nope. Ive nothing to contribute here.
January 7th, 2008 @ 8:15 pm
another draft dodging son of a criminal. definite presidential material. not that it makes much of a difference – us presidency has been bought and sold years ago
January 7th, 2008 @ 8:30 pm
Barack Obama says he will let them 50 thousand wetback Irish stay in Americia, and he will build new soup kitchens for them, and put the Kennedys in charge of the soup kitchens, that’s the plastic Paddys vote sorted.
January 7th, 2008 @ 8:39 pm
Rudy Giuliani is to American Presidential elections
as Bertie Ahern is to Eurovision.
January 7th, 2008 @ 9:18 pm
Right Twenty, as requested I have organised a formerly comatose assassin to find Rudi’s cunt and shoot it in the face post-election win… now what are you going to do for me?
January 7th, 2008 @ 9:19 pm
On 9/10 he couldn’t have gotten re-elected as dog catcher in NYC. We get the government we deserve.
January 7th, 2008 @ 10:02 pm
“shoot the cunt in the face if he ever gets elected”
Back of the head is much better, from a grassy knoll, or a warehouse, or the car behind, you know the sort of thing…
January 7th, 2008 @ 10:35 pm
Who will be this generations Lee Harvey Oswald?
I nominate you, SOS.
January 7th, 2008 @ 10:46 pm
They’ll never take me alive, I tells ya!
January 7th, 2008 @ 10:53 pm
You’ve got that right buddy!
January 7th, 2008 @ 10:54 pm
There’s nothing I hate more than being shot by a cunting dyslexic!
January 7th, 2008 @ 11:36 pm
You could always have him drive in a big cavalcade, and have his driver shoot him..
January 7th, 2008 @ 11:46 pm
Can’t shoot him when he’s president until we see who his VP is.
Theres millions out there that think Bush deserved a shooting, but if anyone did then the Dark Lord Cheney would have become president.
From now on, any president elected is going to put some barney suit wearing warmonger in as his no.2. Its the best guarantee he’ll survive his term in office.
January 7th, 2008 @ 11:50 pm
I read somewhere that it costs the American voter approx $10 each to support the presidency through its full term of four years, thats $2.5 per year or less than 5c each per week. So you pretty much get what you pay for.
2 Pints cost more than $10 in my local so on a good night I would drink the guts of 4-5 presidencies.
No wonder it’s 20 years this year since someone other than a Bush or a fucking Clinton was running the most powerful nation on earth.
If Hillary gets elected we are looking at quarter of a century with just two families in the White House and before them 8 years of fucking Reagan with Bush snr as his vice president.
Shoot em all in the fucking face the useless fat lazy cunts, Obama says he is about change, most Americans are too fat to change their shoes let alone their politics so the little non-white boy will have to work very hard just to get them off their arses to vote, especially for him.
January 7th, 2008 @ 11:52 pm
To Northside Langer, shoot the fucking VP first !!!
January 8th, 2008 @ 12:00 am
Technically he should have it all sewn up. He’s had more wives than any other candidate including the Mormon and his first wife was his second cousin which should garner him the Southern vote. He’s an East coaster so liberals should be able to tolerate him and he gets the gay vote for letting Donald Trump kiss his boobs while he was in drag although being in drag is nothing new for Guiliani. Personally I couldn’t give a ballistic bollock what he likes to wear but it may be tricky internationally if the president is seen to be coveting Angela Merkel’s twin-set and pearls in lieu of improving Euro-American relations.
But he won’t get the gay vote or the Mormon vote or the Southern vote or the liberal vote because he is an utter arse. He will, however get the much-coveted Mafia vote, the hawk vote, the tattooed-steroid-enhanced-with-pitbull-accessories-contingent and the NRA vote despite this piece of revolting poll-pandering.
January 8th, 2008 @ 12:04 am
I wouldn’t shoot Obama in the face, not because I like him or anything, just because his homies might do a drive by in revenge.
Hilary needs a good shooting tho’ as does that Mormon Motherfucker. and the one that said that gays pose a public health risk..cunt.
Most of them are not worth a flying fuck, I hope Obama does win, if only to piss off the Klansmen.
January 8th, 2008 @ 3:33 am
One word: Nosferatu.
January 8th, 2008 @ 7:04 pm
The U S of A ain’t ready fo a chocolat president yet. Hillary will put his black ass back on the Democrat plantation with the rest of the darkies, y’ll.
January 9th, 2008 @ 9:11 am
Fuck the coma, just get Christopher Walken to do a reprise on his first performance. That would be incredibly cool, think of the headlines :-) Mind you as I recall, he failed, but the president lost face because he used a baby to shield himself. Do it Chris, do it King of New York style!