Comments on: Nicknames

By: Goatfecker (two)

Goatfecker (two) — Tue, 20 May 2008 08:59:40 +0000

My nickname is Goatfecker, but not for any… ‘Agricultural’ reasons. I went to my friends houseparty a long while back and retired to the boudiore with some blurry person and a bottle of Jack.
People swore they thought I had a goat in there from the noises she made.

By: bunny

bunny — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:22:35 +0000

the FA cup- for his proturding ears

mantis- skinny cunt

flange.

By: morgor

morgor — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:35:02 +0000

smelly tom.

it just sounds so right.

By: ronvak

ronvak — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 20:29:01 +0000

i know this bird with six fingers on each hand and she is commonly known as “speed-dial”
ah the joy!

By: Bearhunter

Bearhunter — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 19:59:06 +0000

Tayballs, Rabada, Klinger, Johnny Faithful (who went out for a packet of fags and a pint of milk one evening and returned 18 months later with no other explanation than “They had no milk”), and my all time favourite: The Blacksmith. Because everytime it was his round he made a bolt for the door.

By: Goatfecker

Goatfecker — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:35:01 +0000

I’ve been seventeen stone all me life. Just once I got caught in a drunken embrace with a farmyard animal, but do they call me fatty. No they do not.

By: Monkey Balls

Monkey Balls — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 00:10:08 +0000

Twenty, have you forgotten that you pretend to have a ‘fanny with teeth’ yourself?
I have total respect for any man (or woman) who grows a full, normal beard through negligence or laziness, but that “trimmed and shaped” look belongs to self-obsessed wankers with too many mirrors in the house.

By: Monkey Balls

Monkey Balls — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:12:08 +0000

I used to get called Flathead at school. Apparently someone must’ve thought I was renting out appartments on me bonce.
Fucking weirdos!!

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:04:22 +0000

Fannyface – has a goatee. Is also a cunt, so very appropriate.

Used to work with a guy who we referred to as MWT – minge with teeth. Jesus, he was one ugly cunt.

By: cnut

cnut — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 09:24:37 +0000

Fannyface – has a goatee. Is also a cunt, so very appropriate.
Wah – artistic fellow whose name is actually Frank, called Francois because of artistic bent, shortened to Wah, because.
Kiwifruit (or sometimes monkeyman)- is somewhat hirsute.
Grunter – probably some reason.