Monthly Archives: January 2008

Not too many people know that Stinking Pete was a founder member of T’Pau. At the time Carol Decker was going out with a large German chap and himself and Pete did not get on. Just a classic clash of … Continue reading →

One of Bertie Ahern’s great skills is the art of talking shite. You might not think it a skill, that any old fucker with a few pints on him down the local can do it, but he’s a master at … Continue reading →

It seems animal rights activists have ‘upped their campaign against fur farming today, demanding Minister for Agriculture Mary Coughlan introduce a ban’. Inconsiderate bastards. It’s much easier to skin an animal that’s trapped in a cage than to have to … Continue reading →

A woman called to my door today. “Hello”, I said. “Hello”, she said. “How are you today?” “I’m fine”, I said, “and you?” “Very good. I’m here today to tell you about the new range of cosmetics from Mac.” “Apple … Continue reading →

I’d like to see some of the characters from 70s TV shows thrown into a ring together. I’d say there’d be some epic battles. Who would win between Mr Ben and Bod? Could Chorlton take on both Rhubarb and Custard? … Continue reading →

MURDERS UP 25%!! MURDERS BY STABBINGS UP 100%!! ATTEMPTED MURDERS UP 61%!! It seems we’re now a society that has lost the art of conversation. A small dispute in a bar is no longer a battle of wits or verbosity, … Continue reading →

There’s a new bloke working my local shop where I go for essentials like bread, milk, delicious Major cigarettes, creme eggs and the odd newspaper. I don’t like him. He’s a rather swarthy looking individual and he does not look … Continue reading →

I prowled down Clabrassil Street looking left and right. So many people. Jesus, I really fucking hate people. I skipped across the road without even looking. Cars screeched, horns were tooted at me. I stopped in front of one fucker … Continue reading →

…you can never see Anthea Turner getting blown up too many times.