Stupid headlines

Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on December 26th, 2007

‘Irish entertainer Dolan dies’, said the headline on the BBC.

‘Please let it be Pat’, I thought.

Bollocks.

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24 comments

  1. Monkey Balls says:

    Pat Dolan is a footballer/manager/businessman
    Where’s the entertainment in any of that?

    Wait a minute…
    D-O-L-A-N
    F-O-L-A-N
    F-O-L-A-Y
    F-E-L-A-Y
    F-E-L-N-Y
    F-E-N-N-Y
    K-E-N-N-Y

    Mea Culpa

    December 26th, 2007 at 11:52 pm

  2. manuel says:

    what you think this is? christmas? ……..oh wait…..

    December 27th, 2007 at 1:07 am
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  3. Maureen Pothead says:

    Oh me oh my

    December 27th, 2007 at 2:38 am
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  4. The Ghost of Maureen Potter says:

    On December 27th, 2007 at 2:38 am Maureen Pothead said:
    Oh me oh my

    That’s plagiarism y’know?

    December 27th, 2007 at 2:48 am
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  5. Maureen Pothead says:

    Oh no it isn’t…..

    December 27th, 2007 at 2:50 am
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  6. Krystle Nightclub says:

    Saw an article on you in the paper today Twenty, keep up the good work!

    December 27th, 2007 at 5:40 am
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  7. kev 1 says:

    come on children , help me! oh yes it is !

    December 27th, 2007 at 8:33 am
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  8. Twenty Major says:

    Which paper, Krystle?

    December 27th, 2007 at 10:03 am
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  9. porridge says:

    the sport - “elephant dog eats rasher man”

    December 27th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
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  10. JackMcMad says:

    Heh heh heh porridge.

    December 27th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
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  11. Fidel Castro says:

    KRYSTLE

    I saw the same article

    it was the “Evening Shite”

    December 27th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
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  12. Twenty Major says:

    What did it say?

    December 27th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
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  13. roryjohn says:

    Heh heh. I typed in “twenty major” in the Indo’s search engine. The first article that came up was this:

    €3.5 million worth of drugs seized in west Dublin [93%]
    Drugs with an estimated street value of €3.5 million have been seized by Gardaí as part of a major international police operation.

    I’m bored.

    December 27th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
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  14. Veronica says:

    Just came across this site after a ‘net’ review said it was worth a gawk. It would appear that ‘Twenty Major’ is a man or many names……….as all the witty replies appear to come from the same source? Am I righ’ or wha? ooh, of course you won’t admit to it……doh!

    December 28th, 2007 at 1:02 am
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  15. manuel says:

    I’d like to state for the record that I am not Twenty Major……or ever have been Twenty Major…..as much as I would like to be Twenty Major I am in fact not

    December 28th, 2007 at 2:06 am
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  16. Yacuncha says:


    December 28th, 2007 at 5:42 am
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  17. BigUlsterman says:

    Any truth in the rumour that Luciano has gone AWOL?

    December 28th, 2007 at 7:27 am
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  18. Yacuncha says:

    Speaking of deaths, will there be Teddy Bears at Bhutto’s funeral, as there were at La Princessa Diana’s funeral?

    December 28th, 2007 at 7:41 am
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  19. Twenty Major says:

    Lucky is far too sensible to get involved in any assassinations in that troubled region. That’s what he told me say anyway.

    He’s gone to Italy. He told me to say that too.

    December 28th, 2007 at 10:27 am
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  20. OneForTheRoad says:

    Pat Dolan is English isn’t he?

    Although his hair is Irish.

    December 28th, 2007 at 11:48 am
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  21. Johnny5 says:

    Joe Duffy’s gaff got burgled last night.

    Well it’s made my Christmas.

    December 28th, 2007 at 11:53 am
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  22. fatmammycat says:

    Mine too. Wonder what they got apart form a serious case of lice?

    December 28th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
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  23. Silly Old Sod says:

    If Lucky is in Italy how come in Jungle Book 2 on Boxing Day the cunt got gobbled up by a Bengal tiger? In what region of Tuscany is Bengal then?

    December 28th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
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  24. Johnnie Blue says:

    “Entertainer”?
    Thats really stretching the use of the word.
    Fuck him.. Dead Cunt.

    December 30th, 2007 at 11:18 am
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