I’m just wondering…
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on December 26th, 2007
…if this morning’s upcoming poo is going to be shaped like a turkey.
I really fucking hope not. I had the lads around to my place for Christmas dinner yesterday, what with me being the chef of the bunch an’ all.
Jimmy brought a couple of crates of beer, Dirty Dave brought 6 bottles of red wine, Ron brought various spirits, Splodge brought mixers and ice while Stinking Pete came with 24 bottles of Ritz, the complete cunt.
As a present I stuck him out the garden with a packet of rashers stapled to his back and we stood in the window and laughed as Bastardface chased him round and round and round.
He wasn’t too badly mauled. Sort of.
Update: Not turkey shaped. Phew! It was, in fact, the perfect Yule log.
Oh how sweet……did you all watch the soaps together and play charades and take it in turns to unwrap your presents…..?
December 26th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Braiding hair and alot of giggling :)
December 26th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
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did you all watch the soaps together and play charades and take it in turns to unwrap your presents…..?
Well, duh.
December 26th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
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Well hopefully Pete’s stink didn’t taint the meat for poor old Bastardface’s xmas dinner.
December 26th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
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Howdy Ho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUeCG4powX8
December 26th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
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You really know your shit Twenty! Yes indeeed.
December 26th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
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know why the english call today boxing day - would punch my gran in the throat for a nice pint in my local. fat bastard lazy pub owners
December 26th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
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You are, without doubt, a very multi-fæceted individual.
Have a shit New Year too. You know it makes scents.
December 26th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
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Joe Dolan.
We’ll never see his like again.
Miserable Christmas eh ?
December 26th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
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Twenty, you should post a picture of your log on Faecebook.
December 28th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
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did ye pull the wishbone?
January 4th, 2008 at 1:34 am
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