Season’s greetings

Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on December 24th, 2007

*bring bring*

“Hello?”

“Ah hello, Twenty. This is Santa.”

“What?”

“Sorry, I mean Satan.”

“Ah, that’s better.”

If you’re not a complete and utter cunt have yourself a very drunken Christmas and I hope you grow large with food. To the rest of you, go fuck yourselves.

See yiz in a couple of days.

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26 comments

  1. Groucho says:

    INDEED! Twenty you are most generous and have a good time yerself - You endearing Old Bollocks

    December 24th, 2007 at 10:40 am

  2. kev 1 says:

    what do you mean ” see yis in a couple of days ” ? Have you only access to a computer when you’re in work ?!

    December 24th, 2007 at 11:14 am
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  3. ELCC says:

    Give the man a break Kev1!

    Merry Christmas Mister Twenty… thanks for the blogging.

    December 24th, 2007 at 11:17 am
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  4. Twenty Major says:

    I mean I might not actually be arsed to blog for a couple of days, what with being pissed all the time.

    December 24th, 2007 at 11:23 am
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  5. fatmammycat says:

    So festive Darling, so utterly festive.

    December 24th, 2007 at 11:33 am
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  6. maggot says:

    Have a good one you old reprobate -and watch out for squirrels. There’s been a rash of attacks where drunks have woken up to find they have been assaulted and their nuts gone!

    December 24th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
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  7. ELCC says:

    I wouldn’t worry too much maggot.. don’t ye know he’ll only be sipping sherry and snowballs and passing the battenberg.

    December 24th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
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  8. aka says:

    where is the famous “twas the night before christmas?”

    you are slacking off this year

    December 24th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
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  9. Catholic says:

    “I mean I might not actually be arsed to blog for a couple of days, what with being pissed all the time.”

    blog anyways, it’s always fun reading drunken things!

    December 24th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
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  10. fatmammycat says:

    “where is the famous “twas the night before christmas?”
    you are slacking off this year”

    He already posted it, it was on the 6th of December.

    December 24th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
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  11. Hanger Queen says:

    “I mean I might not actually be arsed to blog for a couple of days, what with being pissed all the time.”

    Like we can tell the difference.Merry Christmas you grumpy bollocks.
    X HQ

    December 24th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
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  12. Hangar Queen says:

    As a prezzie I’ve decided to spell my fucking name correctly.

    Yeah…there’s a gift receipt.

    December 24th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
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  13. Eejitbasher says:

    What Twenty you mostly write this sober ??? What a rip :)

    Merry Christmas fuckers!

    December 24th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
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  14. 10 Park Drive says:

    All the best 20, from 10. You are twice the man I’ll ever be. Don’t drink and drive this Christmas, unless you are too pissed to walk.

    December 24th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
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  15. Bock the Robber says:

    From all us bastards over here to all you bastards over there, Happy fucking Christmas.

    December 24th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
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  16. OneForTheRoad says:

    Happy etc.

    December 24th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
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  17. porridge says:

    merry christmas - the drinker’s christmas wish.
    enjoy

    December 24th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
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  18. problemchildbride says:

    Have a merry ‘un, Major. Joy and peace an’ all that stuff.

    December 24th, 2007 at 9:32 pm
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  19. roryjohn says:

    Thanks Twenty. Have a great Christmas and even better 2008.

    December 24th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
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  20. Loco Lobo says:

    Merry Christmas Twenty and I hope you don’t sober up until Easter.

    December 24th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
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  21. alfie says:

    Happy Christmass Twenty, and all you comenters..and you cnut..

    December 25th, 2007 at 12:09 am
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  22. TheDailyMagnet says:

    Merry Christmas - yay, it’s almost over for another year. Thanks for the tip on Santa’s alias, Twenty, makes sense, given the temperature down here today.

    December 25th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
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  23. narocroc says:

    Twenty you should do a Christmas day address to your loyal servants ala Queen Betty Ballbreaker from Buckingham. 3pm speech webcast from Ron’s perhaps?

    Merry m*therf*ckin Christmas!!!

    December 25th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
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  24. SeanR says:

    Happy Christmas Twenty, have a good ‘un!

    Did Santa come into your room and empty his sack?

    There’s always pressies that you don’t expect isn’t there? Like this…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGlrPWuCh0U

    Keep up the blogging in 08…

    December 25th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
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  25. Mad Dog says:

    Merry Christmas!

    December 26th, 2007 at 9:28 am
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  26. Whiskeyintheditch says:

    Twenty, it’s a bit late but I hope you had a good one

    Love the blog. Keep it up

    December 26th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
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