Season’s greetings
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on December 24th, 2007
*bring bring*
“Hello?”
“Ah hello, Twenty. This is Santa.”
“What?”
“Sorry, I mean Satan.”
“Ah, that’s better.”
If you’re not a complete and utter cunt have yourself a very drunken Christmas and I hope you grow large with food. To the rest of you, go fuck yourselves.
See yiz in a couple of days.
INDEED! Twenty you are most generous and have a good time yerself - You endearing Old Bollocks
December 24th, 2007 at 10:40 am
what do you mean ” see yis in a couple of days ” ? Have you only access to a computer when you’re in work ?!
December 24th, 2007 at 11:14 am
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Give the man a break Kev1!
Merry Christmas Mister Twenty… thanks for the blogging.
December 24th, 2007 at 11:17 am
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I mean I might not actually be arsed to blog for a couple of days, what with being pissed all the time.
December 24th, 2007 at 11:23 am
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So festive Darling, so utterly festive.
December 24th, 2007 at 11:33 am
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Have a good one you old reprobate -and watch out for squirrels. There’s been a rash of attacks where drunks have woken up to find they have been assaulted and their nuts gone!
December 24th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
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I wouldn’t worry too much maggot.. don’t ye know he’ll only be sipping sherry and snowballs and passing the battenberg.
December 24th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
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where is the famous “twas the night before christmas?”
you are slacking off this year
December 24th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
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“I mean I might not actually be arsed to blog for a couple of days, what with being pissed all the time.”
blog anyways, it’s always fun reading drunken things!
December 24th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
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“where is the famous “twas the night before christmas?”
you are slacking off this year”
He already posted it, it was on the 6th of December.
December 24th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
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“I mean I might not actually be arsed to blog for a couple of days, what with being pissed all the time.”
Like we can tell the difference.Merry Christmas you grumpy bollocks.
X HQ
December 24th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
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As a prezzie I’ve decided to spell my fucking name correctly.
Yeah…there’s a gift receipt.
December 24th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
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What Twenty you mostly write this sober ??? What a rip :)
Merry Christmas fuckers!
December 24th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
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All the best 20, from 10. You are twice the man I’ll ever be. Don’t drink and drive this Christmas, unless you are too pissed to walk.
December 24th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
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From all us bastards over here to all you bastards over there, Happy fucking Christmas.
December 24th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
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Happy etc.
December 24th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
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merry christmas - the drinker’s christmas wish.
enjoy
December 24th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
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Have a merry ‘un, Major. Joy and peace an’ all that stuff.
December 24th, 2007 at 9:32 pm
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Thanks Twenty. Have a great Christmas and even better 2008.
December 24th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
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Merry Christmas Twenty and I hope you don’t sober up until Easter.
December 24th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
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Happy Christmass Twenty, and all you comenters..and you cnut..
December 25th, 2007 at 12:09 am
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Merry Christmas - yay, it’s almost over for another year. Thanks for the tip on Santa’s alias, Twenty, makes sense, given the temperature down here today.
December 25th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
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Twenty you should do a Christmas day address to your loyal servants ala Queen Betty Ballbreaker from Buckingham. 3pm speech webcast from Ron’s perhaps?
Merry m*therf*ckin Christmas!!!
December 25th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
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Happy Christmas Twenty, have a good ‘un!
Did Santa come into your room and empty his sack?
There’s always pressies that you don’t expect isn’t there? Like this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGlrPWuCh0U
Keep up the blogging in 08…
December 25th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
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Merry Christmas!
December 26th, 2007 at 9:28 am
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Twenty, it’s a bit late but I hope you had a good one
Love the blog. Keep it up
December 26th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
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