Season’s greetings

*bring bring*

“Hello?”

“Ah hello, Twenty. This is Santa.”

“What?”

“Sorry, I mean Satan.”

“Ah, that’s better.”

If you’re not a complete and utter cunt have yourself a very drunken Christmas and I hope you grow large with food. To the rest of you, go fuck yourselves.

See yiz in a couple of days.

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26 Responses to Season’s greetings

  1. Groucho says:

    INDEED! Twenty you are most generous and have a good time yerself – You endearing Old Bollocks

  2. kev 1 says:

    what do you mean ” see yis in a couple of days ” ? Have you only access to a computer when you’re in work ?!

  3. ELCC says:

    Give the man a break Kev1!

    Merry Christmas Mister Twenty… thanks for the blogging.

  4. Twenty Major says:

    I mean I might not actually be arsed to blog for a couple of days, what with being pissed all the time.

  5. fatmammycat says:

    So festive Darling, so utterly festive.

  6. maggot says:

    Have a good one you old reprobate -and watch out for squirrels. There’s been a rash of attacks where drunks have woken up to find they have been assaulted and their nuts gone!

  7. ELCC says:

    I wouldn’t worry too much maggot.. don’t ye know he’ll only be sipping sherry and snowballs and passing the battenberg.

  8. aka says:

    where is the famous “twas the night before christmas?”

    you are slacking off this year

  9. Catholic says:

    “I mean I might not actually be arsed to blog for a couple of days, what with being pissed all the time.”

    blog anyways, it’s always fun reading drunken things!

  10. fatmammycat says:

    “where is the famous “twas the night before christmas?”
    you are slacking off this year”

    He already posted it, it was on the 6th of December.

  11. Hanger Queen says:

    “I mean I might not actually be arsed to blog for a couple of days, what with being pissed all the time.”

    Like we can tell the difference.Merry Christmas you grumpy bollocks.
    X HQ

  12. Hangar Queen says:

    As a prezzie I’ve decided to spell my fucking name correctly.

    Yeah…there’s a gift receipt.

  13. Eejitbasher says:

    What Twenty you mostly write this sober ??? What a rip :)

    Merry Christmas fuckers!

  14. 10 Park Drive says:

    All the best 20, from 10. You are twice the man I’ll ever be. Don’t drink and drive this Christmas, unless you are too pissed to walk.

  15. From all us bastards over here to all you bastards over there, Happy fucking Christmas.

  16. porridge says:

    merry christmas – the drinker’s christmas wish.
    enjoy

  17. Have a merry ‘un, Major. Joy and peace an’ all that stuff.

  18. roryjohn says:

    Thanks Twenty. Have a great Christmas and even better 2008.

  19. Loco Lobo says:

    Merry Christmas Twenty and I hope you don’t sober up until Easter.

  20. alfie says:

    Happy Christmass Twenty, and all you comenters..and you cnut..

  21. Merry Christmas – yay, it’s almost over for another year. Thanks for the tip on Santa’s alias, Twenty, makes sense, given the temperature down here today.

  22. narocroc says:

    Twenty you should do a Christmas day address to your loyal servants ala Queen Betty Ballbreaker from Buckingham. 3pm speech webcast from Ron’s perhaps?

    Merry m*therf*ckin Christmas!!!

  23. SeanR says:

    Happy Christmas Twenty, have a good ‘un!

    Did Santa come into your room and empty his sack?

    There’s always pressies that you don’t expect isn’t there? Like this…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGlrPWuCh0U

    Keep up the blogging in 08…

  24. Mad Dog says:

    Merry Christmas!

  25. Whiskeyintheditch says:

    Twenty, it’s a bit late but I hope you had a good one

    Love the blog. Keep it up

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