It’s Christmas all right
Posted on | December 23, 2007 | 18 Comments
Head pounding? Check.
Mouth dry? Check.
Liver complaining? Check.
Wallet emptying? Check
Bowels loosening? Check
Poo blackening? Check.
Oh, it’s a fun time of the year, isn’t it?
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December 23rd, 2007 @ 12:32 pm
ah yes , I really miss the oul Guinness
December 23rd, 2007 @ 1:10 pm
Going by that list, it’s that time of year every day here!
December 23rd, 2007 @ 2:05 pm
That’s right Grandad the only extra is being mesmerised by the f’k'n coloured lights!
December 23rd, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
And going to Mass the next morning, even if you didn’t drink, is actually painful… It’s like the priest KNOWS….
December 23rd, 2007 @ 2:50 pm
Just asked one of Tesco’s halfwits if they had any Easter eggs and he said why should we it’s not Easter, I said you have flowers but it’s not Mothers day.
December 23rd, 2007 @ 3:38 pm
“Oh, it’s a fun time of the year, isn’t it?”
no.
December 23rd, 2007 @ 4:27 pm
And going to Mass the next morning, even if you didn’t drink, is actually painful… It’s like the priest KNOWS….
Hehe,mass, who ever heard the likes of it, your a fucking scream catholic.
December 23rd, 2007 @ 4:37 pm
You do it to yourself, you do,
That’s what really hurts…
December 23rd, 2007 @ 5:31 pm
You do it to yourself, you do,
That’s what really hurts…
Careful now – that sort of thing leads to strangly wanks.
December 23rd, 2007 @ 6:19 pm
Yes it really really hurts. Thanks for helping me share that brian t,your a true christian.
Excuse me,I’m off for a strangly wank.
December 23rd, 2007 @ 9:34 pm
“And going to Mass the next morning, ” Do people still go then ? I thought that Mammon had taken over but perhaps there’s no difference…
December 23rd, 2007 @ 10:20 pm
mammon, with a bit of sodom and begorrah thrown in
December 23rd, 2007 @ 11:28 pm
Bon Nadal,con amour, hombre.
December 24th, 2007 @ 2:12 am
waiters pockets bulging with cash? Check
waiter has new collection of lost property that in 2 months become his? check
waiter knows what you all did as he was sober and the rest of you were blocked thus giving him the advantage mwahahahah? Check
Have a good one Twenty……
December 24th, 2007 @ 2:39 am
Guinness does test our sewage infrastructure.
Cunt (just in case it was missing….check)
December 24th, 2007 @ 6:28 am
If you think this week’s bad, wait until New Years Eve when all the amatuers get into the act. They’ll be pukin all over themselves and anyone near them — shittin’ in their pants and spoiling everything for us professional drinkers who do such things in private.
December 24th, 2007 @ 9:13 am
Merry Christmas Twenty x x x
December 24th, 2007 @ 1:22 pm
““And going to Mass the next morning, ”
Do people still go then?”
Yes, there are still people who go to Mass…
Unfortunately sometimes…