47 Responses to My top 10 Christmas songs

  1. Sid Trotter says:

    you forgot to list them twenty you stoopid cnut – the jokes really on you now isn’t it, huh, yeah, dingtwat … isn’t it. Whoy the feck are you staring you dozy eleeder.

    Anyway, where’s Jona Louis’ stop the cavalry huh?

  2. Sid Trotter says:

    what about fairytale of new york, you got to loik that one

  3. Nazarus says:

    Is it possible you’ve left the list blank because you don’t have any favourite Christmas songs?

  4. JackMcMad says:

    Fckin HTML won’t recognise spaces. Should read.

    You forgot ______ and _______.

  5. Sid Trotter says:

    sing-a-long-a-twenty-a-cunt-snatcher-amadillo-

  6. Dr Maroon says:

    “I saw daddy blowing Santa Claus”

    “There’s no lights on the Christmas tree Mama, they’re frying Big Louie tonite”

    “While shepherds washed their socks by night”

    Oh bother, I can’t be arsed, I really can’t. I’ve far too much to do yet.
    You want to see the birds in this place by the way, they’ve been dolled up for a disco for the last three days now. They should know better.

    Arouba!
    Aye Caramba!

  7. That’s too many for me.

  8. ben says:

    only because im near death and bleeding from every orifice : this is funny shit and i whole heartaly agree…

    harumph

  9. Mark says:

    I personally love number 6

  10. Medbh says:

    Funny. My sentiments exactly.

  11. Louis Cipher says:

    You put them in the worng order. 6 should be where 10 is, 1 where 4 is and 5 where 9 is. Apart from that, its spot on.

  12. Puerile Pish says:

    I wholeheartedly agree with the list.
    I am having to listen to “We wish you…” in electronic beeps cause two cunts in desks next to me have “novelty” ties on. If it wasn’t for rent I would visit extreme violence upon their faces.

  13. Silly Old Sod says:

    I have a novelty tie playing Christmas Carols in electronic beeps. What fun, nobody knows it’s me. What a wag!

  14. maggot says:

    “There’s no lights on the Christmas tree Mama, they’re frying Big Louie tonite”

    RIP Alex Harvey.

  15. 10 Park Drive says:

    11. “Away in a major………”

  16. Loco Lobo says:

    Are they ten different versions of Silent Night?

  17. Should have don’t in reverse, countdown style. It would have added more tension and meaning to the list.

  18. Ibanez says:

    too ashamed to admit to liking gary glitter.

  19. papalamour says:

    Durwood Douche – The Christmas Gift (Just a little christmas blow job?)

    John Denver – Please Don’t get drunk this christmas

    Vic Reeves – Mistletow & Wine – Children swimming in pits filled with brine.

  20. porridge says:

    in 7 days christmas, and xmas, will be over. can’t fucking wait. anyone stupid enough to try carolling anywhere near my house will die screaming. eventually.

  21. Anto says:

    Twenty

    I see you mentioned by another well known Indo scribe in today’s rag…Mr David Mc Williams…”Next Ash Wednesday try to spot the mark of Twenty Major (his capitals) on someone’s forehead. You’ll be hard pressed….” What the fuck….

  22. Obviously the blanks are there for us to fill the words ‘Fairytale of New York’ ten times.

  23. H says:

    The likeability of Christmas songs is directly proportional to how pissed you are. Twenty, I’d say your list would look a lot different if you’d written it at 2:30am last Sunday morning and not 2:30pm on a Wednesday afternoon…

  24. Augusto says:

    Should Damien Rice have released a Christmas album this list of yours would be different, wouldn’t it?

  25. samantha maguire says:

    Little Sap is right as has been the case for all of this year. Happy Xmas Twenty, you little bollix. Hope you get everything you deserve.

  26. Twenty Major says:

    I see you mentioned by another well known Indo scribe in today’s rag…Mr David Mc Williams…”Next Ash Wednesday try to spot the mark of Twenty Major (his capitals) on someone’s forehead. You’ll be hard pressed….” What the fuck….

    In today’s paper?

  27. cap'n says:

    6 is shite, as is 8 but the offensive lyric in 1 is now gonna be played on BBC radio.fuckin marvellous

  28. H says:

    I saw that shit too:

    http://www.independent.ie/opinion/analysis/as-a-nation-weve-given-up-our-three-core-values-1250115.html

    What does your mark look like anyway, Twenty?
    A bloody bootprint would look pretty good on Fuckface McWilliams forehead…

  29. Northside Langer says:

    That reference made no sense whatsoever………

  30. H says:

    I’m glad to have confused you. Look at comments #23 and #28 first…

    Although I’ll admit it still makes fuck all sense…

  31. Northside Langer says:

    Saw them, and the link. Clear as mud.

  32. Silly Old Sod says:

    Ash on the forehead, are you all Nicki Lauda fans?

  33. laughykate says:

    I fucking hate anything designed to wring money out of stupid people at Christmas. The exception being one line in Love Actually. Bill Nighy saying, ‘Kids, don’t buy drugs – become a rock star and they’ll give them to you for free.’

  34. tony s says:

    thats a handy number you have
    you write out the numbers, and someone else fills in the blanks

  35. size ten says:

    santa you cunt where’s my fuckin bike.

  36. cnut says:

    Jesus cunting Christ.

  37. itchybollix says:

    pj harvey in the olympia tonight

    life is worth living

    g’night

  38. Sam Crea says:

    Mc williams the phrase coining nonse… I wonder how he would categorise Readers of TM Blog…

  39. Sam Crea says:

    Just read the article, We are a ‘Kleenex Nation’ now, what a shower of wankers is it??

    … if you buy his books you are just encouraging him…

  40. Pants Man says:

    I’m not sure but I think he was saying that by next Easter no one will be reading this blog? That we, as readers, will drop this blog out of convenience? Is this what I was supposed to get from it? Is it just another vague reference to a popular blog to try and appear to be down with the homies?

    On another note, was it not the Nice Treaty that we voted No on and then the government made us all vote on it again so they got the result they wanted? McWilliams says it was Maastricht but I am pretty sure it was Nice. I am open to correction on this.

  41. VoiceOfTreason says:

    you scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy cunt!

  42. Yacuncha says:

    I always liked it when the little kids in my neighbourhood sing “Round John Virgin.”

    Incidentally, Shane MacGowan will be fifty on Christmas Day — great choice for being born and later penning a Christmas song.

  43. Spunk Canon says:

    Bless their misheard lyrics. Surely they meant to sing, “Round John Virgo”.

  44. Sleazy Sean Og says:

    I see your Top 10 list concurs with the Top 101 Christmas Number 2′s etc. gick that Channel 4 churn out at around this time every year …. It’s a load of Number 2 all right

    You sure that you are not just plagurising some other z-list celebrities Top 10 …. Someone like Gerald Kean maybe …. the prick

  45. Eejitbasher says:

    That is the greatest Christmas playlist i have ever seen.
    Heres alittle tit bit but the only non Christmas number 1 was Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in Wall in 81.

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