My top 10 Christmas songs

Posted on | December 19, 2007 | 47 Comments

Here are my 10 favourite Christmas songs.

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47 Responses to “My top 10 Christmas songs”

  1. Sid Trotter
    December 19th, 2007 @ 2:34 pm

    you forgot to list them twenty you stoopid cnut – the jokes really on you now isn’t it, huh, yeah, dingtwat … isn’t it. Whoy the feck are you staring you dozy eleeder.

    Anyway, where’s Jona Louis’ stop the cavalry huh?

  2. Sid Trotter
    December 19th, 2007 @ 2:40 pm

    what about fairytale of new york, you got to loik that one

  3. Nazarus
    December 19th, 2007 @ 2:48 pm

    Is it possible you’ve left the list blank because you don’t have any favourite Christmas songs?

  4. JackMcMad
    December 19th, 2007 @ 2:50 pm

    You forgot and .

  5. JackMcMad
    December 19th, 2007 @ 2:51 pm

    Fckin HTML won’t recognise spaces. Should read.

    You forgot ______ and _______.

  6. Sid Trotter
    December 19th, 2007 @ 2:58 pm

    sing-a-long-a-twenty-a-cunt-snatcher-amadillo-

  7. Dr Maroon
    December 19th, 2007 @ 3:03 pm

    “I saw daddy blowing Santa Claus”

    “There’s no lights on the Christmas tree Mama, they’re frying Big Louie tonite”

    “While shepherds washed their socks by night”

    Oh bother, I can’t be arsed, I really can’t. I’ve far too much to do yet.
    You want to see the birds in this place by the way, they’ve been dolled up for a disco for the last three days now. They should know better.

    Arouba!
    Aye Caramba!

  8. bendersbetterbrother
    December 19th, 2007 @ 3:05 pm

    That’s too many for me.

  9. ben
    December 19th, 2007 @ 3:11 pm

    only because im near death and bleeding from every orifice : this is funny shit and i whole heartaly agree…

    harumph

  10. Mark
    December 19th, 2007 @ 3:15 pm

    I personally love number 6

  11. Medbh
    December 19th, 2007 @ 3:16 pm

    Funny. My sentiments exactly.

  12. Louis Cipher
    December 19th, 2007 @ 3:19 pm

    You put them in the worng order. 6 should be where 10 is, 1 where 4 is and 5 where 9 is. Apart from that, its spot on.

  13. Puerile Pish
    December 19th, 2007 @ 3:24 pm

    I wholeheartedly agree with the list.
    I am having to listen to “We wish you…” in electronic beeps cause two cunts in desks next to me have “novelty” ties on. If it wasn’t for rent I would visit extreme violence upon their faces.

  14. Silly Old Sod
    December 19th, 2007 @ 3:34 pm

    I have a novelty tie playing Christmas Carols in electronic beeps. What fun, nobody knows it’s me. What a wag!

  15. maggot
    December 19th, 2007 @ 4:08 pm

    “There’s no lights on the Christmas tree Mama, they’re frying Big Louie tonite”

    RIP Alex Harvey.

  16. 10 Park Drive
    December 19th, 2007 @ 4:12 pm

    11. “Away in a major………”

  17. Loco Lobo
    December 19th, 2007 @ 4:26 pm

    Are they ten different versions of Silent Night?

  18. Lung the Younger
    December 19th, 2007 @ 4:29 pm

    Should have don’t in reverse, countdown style. It would have added more tension and meaning to the list.

  19. Ibanez
    December 19th, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

    too ashamed to admit to liking gary glitter.

  20. papalamour
    December 19th, 2007 @ 4:32 pm

    Durwood Douche – The Christmas Gift (Just a little christmas blow job?)

    John Denver – Please Don’t get drunk this christmas

    Vic Reeves – Mistletow & Wine – Children swimming in pits filled with brine.

  21. porridge
    December 19th, 2007 @ 4:37 pm

    in 7 days christmas, and xmas, will be over. can’t fucking wait. anyone stupid enough to try carolling anywhere near my house will die screaming. eventually.

  22. MMN
    December 19th, 2007 @ 4:40 pm
  23. Anto
    December 19th, 2007 @ 4:45 pm

    Twenty

    I see you mentioned by another well known Indo scribe in today’s rag…Mr David Mc Williams…”Next Ash Wednesday try to spot the mark of Twenty Major (his capitals) on someone’s forehead. You’ll be hard pressed….” What the fuck….

  24. Littlesapling
    December 19th, 2007 @ 4:46 pm

    Obviously the blanks are there for us to fill the words ‘Fairytale of New York’ ten times.

  25. H
    December 19th, 2007 @ 4:56 pm

    The likeability of Christmas songs is directly proportional to how pissed you are. Twenty, I’d say your list would look a lot different if you’d written it at 2:30am last Sunday morning and not 2:30pm on a Wednesday afternoon…

  26. Augusto
    December 19th, 2007 @ 5:00 pm

    Should Damien Rice have released a Christmas album this list of yours would be different, wouldn’t it?

  27. samantha maguire
    December 19th, 2007 @ 5:04 pm

    Little Sap is right as has been the case for all of this year. Happy Xmas Twenty, you little bollix. Hope you get everything you deserve.

  28. Twenty Major
    December 19th, 2007 @ 5:04 pm

    I see you mentioned by another well known Indo scribe in today’s rag…Mr David Mc Williams…”Next Ash Wednesday try to spot the mark of Twenty Major (his capitals) on someone’s forehead. You’ll be hard pressed….” What the fuck….

    In today’s paper?

  29. cap'n
    December 19th, 2007 @ 5:51 pm

    6 is shite, as is 8 but the offensive lyric in 1 is now gonna be played on BBC radio.fuckin marvellous

  30. H
    December 19th, 2007 @ 6:15 pm

    I saw that shit too:

    http://www.independent.ie/opinion/analysis/as-a-nation-weve-given-up-our-three-core-values-1250115.html

    What does your mark look like anyway, Twenty?
    A bloody bootprint would look pretty good on Fuckface McWilliams forehead…

  31. Northside Langer
    December 19th, 2007 @ 7:42 pm

    That reference made no sense whatsoever………

  32. H
    December 19th, 2007 @ 7:58 pm

    I’m glad to have confused you. Look at comments #23 and #28 first…

    Although I’ll admit it still makes fuck all sense…

  33. Northside Langer
    December 19th, 2007 @ 8:02 pm

    Saw them, and the link. Clear as mud.

  34. Silly Old Sod
    December 19th, 2007 @ 8:28 pm

    Ash on the forehead, are you all Nicki Lauda fans?

  35. laughykate
    December 19th, 2007 @ 9:02 pm

    I fucking hate anything designed to wring money out of stupid people at Christmas. The exception being one line in Love Actually. Bill Nighy saying, ‘Kids, don’t buy drugs – become a rock star and they’ll give them to you for free.’

  36. tony s
    December 19th, 2007 @ 10:43 pm

    thats a handy number you have
    you write out the numbers, and someone else fills in the blanks

  37. size ten
    December 19th, 2007 @ 10:53 pm

    santa you cunt where’s my fuckin bike.

  38. cnut
    December 19th, 2007 @ 11:35 pm

    Jesus cunting Christ.

  39. itchybollix
    December 20th, 2007 @ 2:20 am

    pj harvey in the olympia tonight

    life is worth living

    g’night

  40. Sam Crea
    December 20th, 2007 @ 4:01 am

    Mc williams the phrase coining nonse… I wonder how he would categorise Readers of TM Blog…

  41. Sam Crea
    December 20th, 2007 @ 4:11 am

    Just read the article, We are a ‘Kleenex Nation’ now, what a shower of wankers is it??

    … if you buy his books you are just encouraging him…

  42. Pants Man
    December 20th, 2007 @ 9:02 am

    I’m not sure but I think he was saying that by next Easter no one will be reading this blog? That we, as readers, will drop this blog out of convenience? Is this what I was supposed to get from it? Is it just another vague reference to a popular blog to try and appear to be down with the homies?

    On another note, was it not the Nice Treaty that we voted No on and then the government made us all vote on it again so they got the result they wanted? McWilliams says it was Maastricht but I am pretty sure it was Nice. I am open to correction on this.

  43. VoiceOfTreason
    December 20th, 2007 @ 9:42 am

    you scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy cunt!

  44. Yacuncha
    December 20th, 2007 @ 11:17 am

    I always liked it when the little kids in my neighbourhood sing “Round John Virgin.”

    Incidentally, Shane MacGowan will be fifty on Christmas Day — great choice for being born and later penning a Christmas song.

  45. Spunk Canon
    December 20th, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

    Bless their misheard lyrics. Surely they meant to sing, “Round John Virgo”.

  46. Sleazy Sean Og
    December 20th, 2007 @ 1:38 pm

    I see your Top 10 list concurs with the Top 101 Christmas Number 2′s etc. gick that Channel 4 churn out at around this time every year …. It’s a load of Number 2 all right

    You sure that you are not just plagurising some other z-list celebrities Top 10 …. Someone like Gerald Kean maybe …. the prick

  47. Eejitbasher
    December 21st, 2007 @ 12:41 am

    That is the greatest Christmas playlist i have ever seen.
    Heres alittle tit bit but the only non Christmas number 1 was Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in Wall in 81.

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