Stupid itch
When you get an itch on any part of your body and you scratch it, it makes the itch go away.
When you wake up and for some reason you have an itchy eye when you scratch the itch gets worse and your eye gets all red and weepy, like Madonna’s gee.
That is not the way to start a Friday, is it? Also, did anyone else ever get that thing when you blow your nose and air comes shooting out of the corner of your eye? That can’t be good, can’t it?
December 14th, 2007 at 9:59 am
I hate when you fart and a little you know what triers to sneak out without permission too!
December 14th, 2007 at 10:04 am
I hate when you have the trots you cannot even sneeze without follow through at the opposite end. It lends support to that childrens song: The nose bone is connected to the arse bone etc etc
December 14th, 2007 at 10:08 am
That’s a shart woowo. I know a guy tat can drink milk and push it through his tear duct. How can someone even find out they can do that?
December 14th, 2007 at 10:24 am
If your partner is bugging you slip a large chocolate button between their arse cheeks as they sleep and watch the fun when they wake up !
December 14th, 2007 at 10:40 am
Just think of it as a valve. Or a valva, if Madonna’s still on your mind.
December 14th, 2007 at 11:05 am
I hate it when I see Madonna, that gap-toothed, baby-stealing, gusset-showing hag.
December 14th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Worse still. An itch at the back of your mouth and trying to scratch it without hurling. (In the Wayne’s World sense and not the Croake Park sense.)
December 14th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Madonna – gap-toothed, baby-stealing, gusset showing hag – I would. Come on? YOU WOULD, YES YOU WOULD! (if only to say…)
December 14th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Madonna or Amy Winehouse ( is she related to Tracy Emin?) – no contest.
December 14th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
nah the worst is an itch on the sole of your foot when you’ve got boots on and other gear on top of that.
December 14th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
How about the itchy teeth syndrome when you’ve got a flu brewing? Who’s Tracy Emin anyway?
December 14th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
is she that gobshite artist who displayed her messy bed as “art”?
December 14th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
I’ve had that apparent eye-nose connection, but it seemed to me that the pressure was pushing out built-up tears. I don’t know how folks push milk out their tear ducts, but I don’t seem to have a connection. Who wants snot in their eye?
December 14th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
I can safely say that I would not fuck Madonna. It would be like kissing Arnold Schwarzen….
Just a sec…
…Schwarzenegger. I would rather put my head up Mary Harney’s arse than fuck Madonna. Well, that’s not true but if it helps, let me just say my arms are firmly folded on this one. (actually, my hands are on my balls where they always are. That’s how I protest. And cheer-lead).
Jaysus! Roll on the pub. c===3
December 14th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
i would love fuck old mary harney dry up the arse
just like she is fucking all of us daily .the fat heartless cunt
December 14th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
You bunch of dirty foul mouthed cunts. Get back to the playground !
December 14th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
I’d fuck madonna
December 14th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
I did.
December 14th, 2007 at 9:32 pm
is she that gobshite artist who displayed her messy bed as “art”?
Yep.
December 14th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
Tell me about it
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:G3DhIx67-M4dJM:http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/europe/01/20/uk.hamzaprofile/story.long.abu.hamza.jpg
December 15th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Maggot, I’m not sure how you came up with the chocolate button idea – but I may need therapy to get rid of that mental image. uhhhh