“Five for a euro de wrappin’ paypor”, he bellowed on the street.
I preferred when it was ‘five for fifty’. It just had a nicer ring to it. Inflation is a cunt.
“Five for a euro de wrappin’ paypor”, he bellowed on the street.
I preferred when it was ‘five for fifty’. It just had a nicer ring to it. Inflation is a cunt.
In an act of irony, inflation is a let down……
True story.
“Five for fiiiiiiftee”.
“Six for siiiiiixty”.
“Seven for a pound”.
Inflation can be a bit of a can’t, but for someone who wants to sell lots of books and be all capitalistic-like you should be happy as Larry about higher prices.
So where is the book, Twenty?
Why can’t he just sell 3 for fifty? Take a hit on the third sheet. It’d sound grand then.
Don’t worry..it’ll be back to five for fifty (quid) before you know it.
The book is out in February.
get your cheeky charlies (whispered ) d’ya want bangers love , get your cheeky carlies
Speaking of inflation – did i hear zimbabwa….zimbawbee…..zimbabbwa…..Mugabes country has inflation of 7,000% but un-official sources say it will hit 100,000 by january.
You can just see it in the space of a minuet.
“wrapping paper 5 for a euro, get your wrappin paper 5 for 1.50, last of the wrappin paper love 5 for €2″
What happened to Five for a shillin!
What book? What have I missed? Where am I?
Five for a sickly goat and your feeble daughter.
You can see it in the space of a minuet… in the space of a polka.. a two step.. a rumba…. Inflation is a breakdance.
Inflation in Ireland a la the Euro introduction, double what is was and round it upwards.
You have no idea what kind of memory that has evoked her in PA (USA) The american wife thinks I have gone round the bend …. mutter ing 5 for fifte the rappin paaaapuh !!!
Phil the Paddy
Five euros for de holly, OK can I have a bunch with a few berries on it,.under her breath fucken culchie!
Its wots init init!!!
Twenty,
Are you going to do a book signing? With a balaclava and shades on; like the fascist ira used to? “Vote for Sinn Fein…or I’ll break your legs. No, you can’t “not” vote for anyone. Aye, this is democracy for the poor and the stupid”
Anyhow; I digress; seriously – are doing a book signing? Do it lillies; I’ll sort the coke and grass.
cigarrehlirrastoofurrapou-ind!
Are you going to do a book signing?
He’d be a sitting duck for Damien Rice fans.
Fl’werz, fresh fl’werz… the old dear outside Heuston Station with the pram….
herrolapresss!
I remember when, there was ten manderins for a pound, then twenty, then tur-tey mandarins for a pound…I kid you not… some kind of fucked up Deflation!!
one of dem manderins is spelled wrong…
Herdle-ahhhh-Press!
ah right. street sellers on Moore Street
are they still selling smack under the guise of ‘Ligh-hers two for a pow-ind’ ?