Joe Duffy, you’re a cock
Due to the taxi driver in question having RTE on the radio I just heard Joe Duffy talking about Christy Hennessy (Irish singer) who died from Asbestosis.
People are ringing in to tell their own asbestosis stories and a woman, clearly upset, is on the line.
“I saw my x-ray and my lungs were full of white spots. There was a large one too. I’m in a lot of pain and I have to wait till January to get another scan. A friend of mine in England was diagnosed with this and died within 5 months.”
She’s finding it hard to not cry.
“Ah well”, says Joe, “do you know what’d cheer you up? A nice piece of music by Christy Hennessy.”
Jesus wept. The same Christy Hennessy who died within 4 months of being diagnosed with this illness is bound to make that woman feel better.
He has all the sincerity of snake, the beardy poxbottle.
December 11th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Jaysus he’s back… the absinthe/crack/opium wear off then twenty..?
December 11th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
“beardy poxbottle” – I bloody like it young man. What ho!
December 11th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
That is fucking hilarious.
That’s liking telling Paula Yates that pulling the gee off herself miught take her mind off Hutchence wanking himself to death.
December 11th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
I have plenty of opium, thank you very much.
J5 – heh
December 11th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
seems joe is going to have his own show:
http://www.rte.ie/radio1/liveline/1073749.html
show description is fantastic, especially in light of recent “tragic” events:
“Well, it’s time to put your nose for a good deal to the test. Joe Duffy and a team of consumer experts: Ben Dunne, Conor Pope and Barbara McCarthy want to know the story behind these savings.”
December 11th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Honestly now, is it a prerequisite at RTE that you have to be a thick ignorant obnoxious prick to get your own show?
Pat Kenny
Tubridy
Gerry Ryan
Joe Duffy
What a total pack of wankbags.
December 11th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
My uncle was in college with Duffy. Said he’s a right fucknut.
December 11th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Phew…I walked into the house during the last few moments of Liveline and just heard that a Christy had died.Thankfully the surname wasn’t Moore or Dignam because that would be a loss.
Joe Duffy is vile.
December 11th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Diod Christy Hennessy sing ‘what colour is the wind’?
December 11th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Ahhh that is sad I like Christy Hennessy I like that song, the one about being a star. I love when the Toll Trolls slag Duffy, it is most entertaining.
December 11th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
The (now beardless) duffy is a pox bottle, well put. I saw him on that new show, and it really is a disgrace.
December 11th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
That surprises me. i finf joe duffy pretty good and sensitive. Disappointed in him, to be honest.
December 11th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
heh
December 11th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Littlesappling – Hennesey was really good – all the more amazing as he couldn’t read or write and left shcool at 11.
He had the most beautiful daughter too – not that that means anything – but I fancied the erse of her.
RIP Christy.
December 11th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
as much as i enjoy ripping the piss out of people, i don’t actually mind Joe Duffy.
The people that ring his show tend to be whinging old women though.
December 11th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
I think you should rename this article to
“lets be nice to joe duffy”
December 11th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
I’m sorry but I only saw him for the first time last week, and in my opinion he is a rancid horses scrotum who has absolutely no business being on television even if it is on half arsed consumer affairs programme.
December 11th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
See what I think they should do is get rid of Duffy, and bring back Bosco to do the Liveline.
It’d be so much better if a stupid yet condescending, little muppet with wodden head and a fist shoved up his shit pipe presented the show.
And while we’re at it, Zuppy should take over from Dave Fanning. Zig gets Tubridy’s gig. Zag gets Kenny.
Socky takes over from Gerry Ryan. Judge gets Mooney’s slot. And Dustin gets whatever is left over. Ted gets to do all the sport’s bulletins and business news though.
December 11th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Met Christy Hennessy about 15 years ago – really nice guy. Sorry to hear he’s gone and died.
Littlesapling, “What colour is the Wind” was by that bearded cunt Charlie Landsborough. A thoroughly vile piece of excrement, if you want my opinion.
December 11th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
didn’t Landsborough have that song about “daddy”?
December 11th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
It’s all going a little all over the shop here. Are we slagging off Joe Duffy or remembering Christy Hennessey?
December 11th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Fuck Christy Hennessy. Stick with that creeping-jesus arseboil Duffy. I had to listen to him today as well, while driving, and I had to crash through the window of a pound shop to relax.
December 11th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Joe Duffy used to work with Gay Byrne,enough said.I mean they all think in R.T.E.they are the elite of the Irish showbusiness world,ever meet any of those talentless wankers from Fair City,they think they are “the bollix”, when really their just bollix.
December 11th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
My eyes fill with the funny tears, not the sad ones.
December 11th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
I blame Ballyfermot.
December 11th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
oh. for everything.
December 11th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Cock Piss Partridge. Christ.
December 11th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
Between this and John Waters yesterday, surely listening to Damien Rice would be a welcome respite? Alternatively box yourself in the eyes and ears with an ashtray…
December 11th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
Well, that’s RTE all over for you.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Joe Duffy is from Ballyfermot so enough said.
I didn’t realise Christy Hennessy was dead, then again I didn’t even know he existed in the first place until last year, so can’t say I’ll miss him but he seemed a decent guy so RIP.
I know I said “enough said” but it’s not, Joe Duffy is a fucking wank stain I have fucking hated the cunt since the day I heard him talking to some cunt about the colour of Post Boxes for 20 mins, The other cunt also had an issue with VR still appearing on some of the post boxes throughout the country.
We pay a fucking licence fee for TV and instead of producing any RTE use the money to pay the salaries of cunts like Duffy, Ryan and that disease Tubridy.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
I prefer James Blunt to Joe Duffy
December 12th, 2007 at 2:34 am
Christy Hennessey – A haiku.
Do not forget your
shovel, Christy. Unless you’re
being cremated.
December 12th, 2007 at 8:20 am
Good one, cnut!
December 12th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
joe duffy.
I use to think he was alright before I noticed that he was in fact a fatfecking nobjockey
December 17th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Does anyone know the name of the song by Christy Hennessey that was played at the end of the show?
July 13th, 2009 at 5:31 am
dirty animal married his sister
July 13th, 2009 at 5:37 am
fuckin southside trinty prod all rte staf are pricks gay burn is a shite seller for the pope and smelly old women with tit rot is wat makes him wank off howth hill the filth swine he shud shoot in the face with a dead fish and a crap on his balls..poxbottle.ie lol——
July 13th, 2009 at 5:47 am
oye smoking is good for you and all you bastards who say not fuck off and die ..wats be baned next wanking or farting on the bus €400 fine for picking your hole this ireland is gone to the dogs politicans get away with public fund rape ..we need a good fucking war sort out this kip