The people that care
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on November 30th, 2007
Walking through town today. A blind man is standing at a bus stop, as are about twenty other people. A bus pulls up. They get on. Not one of them thinks to ask the blind man if he’s looking for that bus.
I ask him, he says he is. I take him by the arm, because he walks off in the other direction, and help him on to the bus, where he sits surrounded by the pig ignorant cunts who ignored him in the first place.
I hope he let some rotten farts. It’d be only fair.
Lucky Bastard. No matter how curious he is, he’ll never be tempted to watch that 2 girls 1 cup vid.
Christmas is cancelled.
November 30th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Ah, Larry the pretend blind bus-passanger rapist.. Well done Twenty, well done
November 30th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
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What a nice thing to do for the old blind guy. Happy Friday.
November 30th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
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Lucky Bastard. No matter how curious he is, he’ll never be tempted to watch that 2 girls 1 cup vid.
Maybe they produced a version with commentary for those with vision problems.
“And now she’s swallowing the shit and then she’s getting sick in the other girl’s mouth, mmmmm”.
ND - heh
November 30th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
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Are you going soft on us in your old age?
November 30th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
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I know.. sorry
November 30th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
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Twenty you dark horse, there really is a nice guy trapped in there somewhere. But the thing is and I really don’t mean it in a mocking way as I know what it is like to be different, what with being less than pleasing on the eye and having been somewhat deaf although the latter impediment is ok now. Anyway, a couple of weeks ago a blind lady stops me and asked me for directions, I offered to walk the short distance with her but she insisted I just give her directions. I could not for the life off me tell her how to get to where she wanted to go without saying things like, “and when you get to the green post box take a right” or “you will see a Centra on your left” or the worst was “You will come to a main road that you need to cross, make sure you use the traffic lights is a very busy road”. For the duration of the conversation the lady kept interrupting with comments such as “But what is green” or “How will I know I am at traffic lights”. It was awful I was truly mortified beyond believe. The whole thing was utterly futile. All in all had I have been at that bus stop I would have kept my mouth shut.
November 30th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
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Fair fucks Twenty,the rest of those cunts were afraid theyd catch blind of him or something.
Good karma too,somewhere that Damo Rice fan that smacked u is getting raped in some train station toilet somewhere by 3 burly men,and the universe is back in balance once again.
November 30th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
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Ha-ha poor Nonny. Sounds like a nightmare. I know the feeling though. I was walking out of Dunne Stores in September and a heavily pregnant dropped some groceries out of her bag. I stopped to help her pick them up and she said I am pregnant not handicapped. I have a really big mouth and it is not wrapped up in any common sense so I just retorted with could have fooled me and took off. There was a torrent of abuse behind me. She even flung an apple at me. Ha ha ha. That is Limerick city for you.
November 30th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
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heavily pregnant woman,uh, obviously.
November 30th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
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Did you help him get off?(the bus, not sexually) or is he still enjoying the ride(the bus, not sexually.
What is this video everyone talks of?
November 30th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
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No! Inky thinker.
Thats how it starts…
NO! NO! NO!
November 30th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
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For the love of all that is good and holy, just leave the concept of any video well alone…
November 30th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
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really though, tell me about it….?
November 30th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
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2 girls. 1 cup. One girl craps in to the cup then they both proceed to lick and eat it like ice-cream. That is pretty much it.
November 30th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
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When you got off the bus and opened the blind man’s wallet; was there a lot in it ?
November 30th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
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nice retort Sarah, you should have given her a slap in the face too though.
November 30th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
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2 girls one cup: do they chase it down with a Budweiser? I think I’m going to go throw up now.
November 30th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
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Inky, do not, repeat, do NOT watch that video. Your life will never be the same again and once you’ve seen it there is no going back. You’ll wish you were blind.
It’s…. it’s….. it’s just not right.
November 30th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
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Sounds like the voice of experience to me.
November 30th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
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20 squid says he watches it…..
November 30th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
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I had to help some blind fella accross the road once - not at traffic lights, he worked accross the road.
Not one fucker would halt their 3mph crawl up the road, despite it being bumper to bumper at 8am.
And it was raining.
Good job I’m such a sound cunt. I could have left him. He’d have been there all day.
also: sign my anti Venables petition http://gettherightman.wordpress.com
You know it makes sense!
November 30th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
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No JR, they chase it down swallowing each other’s vomit.
Now you can really go and throw up…
November 30th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
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Were you in the Boy Scouts then Twenty??
November 30th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
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I held a door open today for two young ones,and guess what I got?
“thanks” and “thank you”. The pair of cunts knew I wanted a row
November 30th, 2007 at 9:32 pm
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Were you in the Boy Scouts then Twenty??
A loaded question Groucho!
November 30th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
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OK, was this blind fucker dumb? He could have asked the caring onlookers if this was the right bus. Or, was he deaf and could not hear the bus arriving. As for the farts! Are you at such a remove from reality XX, that you think a handicapped person has another sense that is enhanced like the ability to fart better than other people.
Yeah, an expert like you should definitely judge the Health Minister on how they should run the health service!
Stick to calling people cunts, suits your talents better!
December 1st, 2007 at 12:09 am
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The other day we were shifting offices and I was loading up my car when an old guy in a wheelchair - with one leg - wheeled to a stop beside me. He was mopping his brow with a cloth and moaning, ‘Ohhhhh I can’t do this any more….moan moan mop mop.’ I asked him if he needed any help, he told me no, that he had just gone to pay his cable television subscription and twenty dollars had fallen out of his wallet - the twenty dollars he needed for a taxi to take him to the hospital. I suggested I could call him a cab and give him the cash, but since he was in such obvious pain - should I call him an ambulance. He firmly declined the ambulance and went on, in great detail, to ask me if I knew what it was like to have my leg amputated (er, no) and assured me that he wasn’t a bludger and would pay me back. He then elaborated how $20 wouldn’t be enough, that he would need money to get a cab out to his suburb (about $100). I am convinced the guy was a complete sheister (and thoroughly bad actor) as suddenly when he ascertained that I was serious about calling the hospital on his behalf instead of forking out wads of cash - he promptly wheeled himself away, apparently pain free. Which left me to think I have ‘Will give money away freely’ tattooed on my forehead.
December 1st, 2007 at 6:56 am
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If everybody here is so taken with 2 Girls 1 Cup, then you’ll absolutely lurve The Poo Button.
December 1st, 2007 at 10:36 am
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moi that’s fucked up but funny as fuck
December 1st, 2007 at 11:59 am
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That brings a tear to me eye…
I once had to give a guided tour of the city to a group of blind people. What a shit tour that was. “And on the left you can see … oh wait, shit, you can’t…”
December 1st, 2007 at 12:43 pm
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I once had a blind tour guide.
It was even shitter than that.
December 1st, 2007 at 2:04 pm
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The worse kind of blind person is not the one that can’t see, but the one that will not see.
Uh-huh.
(I’ll be collecting my Worst Pseudophsychological Aphorism Trophy come Wednesday Week in the Capri Function Rooms after the Bowls Club meeting and before the cleaners get in. Join us for tea and pleasant chit-chat!)
December 1st, 2007 at 4:11 pm
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Read it thrice and still saw ’shit chat’
December 1st, 2007 at 5:30 pm
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All farts are rotten — except your own. The most foul are those that result from ingesting hard boiled eggs, peanuts, Indian shite and then washing it all down with copious amounts of beer. And the wet ones are the worst because they linger until you have your britches and underdrawers washed at the end of the week.
December 1st, 2007 at 5:50 pm
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Pinkie, goes without saying.
December 1st, 2007 at 9:09 pm
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Saw Doctors concert last night in Liverpool. They were absolutely awesome. At one point a microphone above the drums fell off and the bloke who shuffled on-stage to fix it with a roll of masking tape bore a striking resemblemce to the the image of the squatting figure at the top of your home page. Could they possibly be the same person?
December 1st, 2007 at 11:55 pm
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Bloody hell, and here was me thinking you only had the capacity for being a cantankerous cunt.
December 2nd, 2007 at 3:46 pm
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he’s been missing for 2 days, maybe he is in liverpool
December 2nd, 2007 at 6:42 pm
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Why the cunting fuck would I go to Liverpool?
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:37 pm
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Hey Major, Calm down, Calm down ahhh’ight.
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:25 pm
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Trim your ‘tache, Nonny.
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:28 pm
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Seriously? I saw a blind guy at a bus stop, so when the bus came along I helped him get on all right, but I stuck a post it on his back that said ‘I fucked your ma’. The rest of the bus thought it was hilarious, especially the kids with Down syndrome, who couldn’t stop giggling, those horny little fucks, when they weren’t humping the yellow poles for holding onto.
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:44 pm
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Dear Lord the utter vulgarity of such a remark, on the day of the Sabaoth no less. I for one am shocked.
December 2nd, 2007 at 10:27 pm
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This post started out as a nice feel good story and ended with a load of poo.
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:05 am
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I was waiting at a bus stop with a blind woman once, and just as a big red Dublin Tour bus pulled up, she asked me “Is that the 48a?”, and I went “no, it’s a Sight-Seeing bus” (totally unintentional I swear)
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:00 am
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I once gave a deaf man a blow job. He wasn’t grateful, the little cunt. Since then I hate the handicapped.
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:52 pm
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Any of ye remember that classic from not the 9 o clock news where the blind man was waiting at the lights to cross the road and the lad beside him has his watch alarm go off… beepbeepbeepbeep…
and it’s goodnight from him.
Went into a pub in Tramore one saturday night years ago - there used to be great piano led sessions there.. Anyway this night there was a tour bus of some deaf club or other in attendance. It took about 1 second for us to feel the change in scene, we couldn’t comment ‘cos too many lipreaders in attendance. The poor barmen were taking orders from belching customers (try it - belch the name of you drink, sounds like a fellini film …).
I was most impressed, but i was young at the time.
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:27 pm
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