Mary Harney is to the health service…
Posted on | November 22, 2007 | 28 Comments
…what Karen Carpenter is to overeating.
Mary Harney’s so bad at her job even Nick Leeson is laughing at her.
The fat lady is singing, fat lady.
Still, I’m sure she could resign, move to Florida and get a nice job in Sea World. As a whale. Just in case that part wasn’t clear.
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November 22nd, 2007 @ 4:36 pm
What I don;t understand is how such an advert for a healthy lifestyle got the position anyway. Bet her minge is like a horses collar, jesus what a horror.
What fucked me off royally is her ability to take no responsibility for anything, she berated the health board for the fuck up with the mammagrams, yet takes no responsibilty on recruitment freezes and funding cuts.
There are no fucking words to describe how despicable she is.
November 22nd, 2007 @ 4:39 pm
And to address your last point, I would feel better if she were dumped off the Japanese coast for a good harpooning…
And that Maggot you depraved cunt is not a fucking euphimism..
November 22nd, 2007 @ 5:08 pm
she was a rotten old cunt years ago nothing has changed
November 22nd, 2007 @ 5:14 pm
The only thing about her getting a job in seaworld is that sh** floats and you might not get a harpoon sharp enough to dent her thick hide or her brass neck.
Her apparent inability to see the extent of the mess that she and her colleagues in government have caused to this country astounds me. I am absolutely fucking flabberghasted at “this beachball with hair” and her attitude to the people whos lives she impacts on everyday with a health service that does not work.
She apparently wanted the health portfolio as stated I think during the election, what kind of an advertisement for health is she? Did she ever look in the mirror?
November 22nd, 2007 @ 5:16 pm
I had the chance to sort out the health service issue recently. My work sometimes takes me into Leinster House. So there I was wandering around the Ministerial Block when who emerged from around a corner but herself. It took a full two minutes from the time I saw her belly to the time I saw her face. I looked around me and there was nobody else there but us two and I’m sorry to say that I didn’t ride her, whoops, no I’m sorry to say that I didn’t punch her lights out but I think she picked up the sarcasm and insincerity in my voice when I grinned inanely at her and said ‘Spinister’.
November 22nd, 2007 @ 5:27 pm
She shouldn’t resign. She should be prosecuted.
November 22nd, 2007 @ 5:27 pm
wait… are you saying she’s fat?
November 22nd, 2007 @ 5:57 pm
Hear the one about her and her husband on their wedding night? They were just getting into the throes of passion and her husband said:
“Mary, do you mind if I turn off the light?”
“Why, are you shy?” said Mary
“No, but the lightbulb is burning my arse”.
November 22nd, 2007 @ 6:33 pm
Maggot you depraved cunt
Always happy to accept a compliment, but I’m not sure why was brought into all this!
November 22nd, 2007 @ 7:17 pm
Sea Worls been shut for like years man.
November 22nd, 2007 @ 7:17 pm
Maggot, if you do accept the challenge, tie a long plank vertically around your waist. This blog would become a very boring place if you were to slip and fall in.
November 22nd, 2007 @ 7:17 pm
worls godammit
November 22nd, 2007 @ 7:18 pm
That fucking D sticks.
November 22nd, 2007 @ 7:55 pm
Then you’d be r Maroon you plank….
November 22nd, 2007 @ 8:12 pm
you would though, wouldn’t you?
November 22nd, 2007 @ 8:12 pm
THINK ABOUT ORPHANS, think orphans you none thinking selfish vegetarian FOOL.
November 22nd, 2007 @ 8:32 pm
For fuck’s sake, you could roll over twice after fucking it and you’d still be on top of her. I can just imagine her latest conquest climbing up on her and saying “I can see my house from here”
November 22nd, 2007 @ 9:36 pm
Maggot, if you do accept the challenge, tie a long plank vertically around your waist. This blog would become a very boring place if you were to slip and fall in.
Have you been drinking ? Or is it tertiary syphilis?
November 22nd, 2007 @ 10:50 pm
I’m always drinking. Or rolling. (Hence the name)
November 22nd, 2007 @ 11:04 pm
Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.
November 23rd, 2007 @ 12:54 am
Funnily enough for all her largeness she manages to keep a fairly low profile these days compared to before the election,buses still have to swerve to avoid her when she’s on the footpath ofcourse,I mean media wise.That can only be a good thing,can’t it.She works very hard aparently,at lunch times anyway,her afternoons are spent touring the wards,looking for the enima machine.She doesn’t go near her office after eating,too dangerouse,if the shit hit the fan it would take months to clean up.
Somebody stop me ,please.
November 23rd, 2007 @ 1:02 am
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November 23rd, 2007 @ 3:51 am
her favorite sound at school was the dinner bell.
i bet her vibrator has a kick start its so big
November 23rd, 2007 @ 4:09 am
I blame Jack Lynch…again. Sorry – I’m an old cunt. But that was when the rot set in. That cunt made her a fucking senator when she couldn’t get elected under her own steam. (Yes, she is steam powered, hence the size issue and the sweat thing…*shudders*) And he was so fucking useless that Charlie fucking Haughey challenged him for the leadership of Feel an’ Fall, and won! And if it wasn’t for that that cunt – there’d be no fucking Bertie!
Jack fucking useless cunt Lynch!
I’m off for a cup of tea and a lie-down.
November 23rd, 2007 @ 9:51 am
Robert, I like it.
November 23rd, 2007 @ 3:35 pm
what a fat fuckin disgrace – i heard she is a chain-smoker. Politicians, judges, and scumbags need to be eradicated, or at least genetically blended with one another on a pacific island, and then maybe like a hot scag developed into a slutty leopard-lady that u’d give one to.
November 30th, 2007 @ 10:10 am
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