Ten years on

Today they pay tribute to Michael Hutchence on the 10th anniversary of him being too off his nut to just have a normal, non-strangly wank.

Wouldn’t it have been a better tribute to have just started a new band and not replace Hutchence via the ever-respectable medium of reality TV so you could whore all the old songs around for another few years?

Maybe that’s just me.

Let’s face it, nobody is really interested in INXS with an X-Factor lead singer. It was Hutchence that made INXS even vaguely interesting. He was to INXS what Mark King was to Level 42. But once they can tour around and play ‘Need you tonight’ there’ll be enough cunts out there who’d pay for it.

I once saw INXS live in the Point and the only thing I can remember about it is that they played Tom Jones ‘What’s new pussycat’ as they made their entrance on stage.

Also, I once worked on a radio station in the 80s where one of the DJs insisted on pronouncing the band’s name ‘Inks’. I kid you not.

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42 Responses to Ten years on

  1. porridge says:

    “Michael will always be remembered as a young, vibrant, gifted and passionate person,” wrote drummer John Farris.

    i don’t think so.

  2. nonny says:

    “Today they pay tribute to Michael Hutchence on the 10th anniversary of him being too off his nut to just have a normal, non-strangly wank”

    But Twenty drugs are ok aren’t they? According to your ranting on FMC page yesterday he should be your hero. Hypocrite.

  3. Twenty Major says:

    Oh fuck off you tedious mong.

  4. nonny says:

    Well it is the truth and radio station my arse. I like the way you resort to name calling in the face of adversity, it suits you.

  5. one man and his dog says:

    Daniel O’Donnell wrote a song for Hutchence, and Hutchince panicked and didn’t know what to do, he rang Bob Geldof, Geldof told him if this happened to me I’d hang myself on the back of a door!..you cunt.

  6. Sarah says:

    What is Nonny’s problem?

  7. nonny says:

    I don’t have one he was just giving me a shit load of abuse yesterday glorifying drug use and today he condemns it. Ironic is all.

  8. Sarah says:

    Against drugs? Don’t use them.

  9. Twenty Major says:

    I like the way you resort to name calling in the face of adversity, it suits you.

    I resort to name calling in the face of tedious mongs.

    Please, if you can, and I suspect you can’t because you’re a complete loon, show me where I condemned drug use in this post and where I glorified it yesterday.

  10. Big RC says:

    “I once saw INXS live in the Point and the only thing I can remember about it is that they played Tom Jones ‘What’s new pussycat’ as they made their entrance on stage.”

    You’d wanked yourself unconscious after just the intro?

    You used to work at RTE1 didn’t you.

  11. nonny says:

    “him being too off his nut to just have a normal, non-strangly wank.”

    Well that sentance alone would clearly imply you don’t approve of getting high. As for yesterday, lemie see how you equated grass to beer or how you jokingly replied to a comment about how when you are stoned you forget what your talking about. Go on Twenty call me a cunt and tell me to fuck off.

  12. Twenty Major says:

    You’re boring, nonny. Go away.

  13. Bearhunter says:

    At least one person was glad that Michael Hutchence went the way he did. Greg Norman managed to shake off the tag of biggest Aussie choker at long last….

  14. laughykate says:

    OH, I remember the day he died. I was in a cafe in London ( I think it was a saturday morning) and some geezer burst in and told all three tables, ‘Keeerist- old Michael ‘utchence just been found dead!’It united the cafe and we all nattered away merrily speculating on his demise.

  15. Scratcher in the States says:

    personally, I blame that cunt Paula Yates. She up’s and leaves poor Bob with the kids for that Aussie twat. Serves him right for dating that cunt, good riddens.

  16. nonny says:

    “You’re boring, nonny. Go away.”

    You are right I am. And I will.

  17. alfie says:

    Proud Englishman, Christine Keeler and Madam Sin, have done more for English pride than the whole of the English team, their management, and that cringing fucking JEW that sits beside McClaren, how are we doing at Dominios I hear the West Indians are favouites, fuck the pride I’m going to have bet on them, Oh England are even money for pin the tail on the Donkey, nah too riskey.

  18. Mac the Knife says:

    Also, I once worked on a radio station in the 80s where one of the DJs insisted on pronouncing the band’s name ‘Inks’. I kid you not.

    Who the fuck was that? Alan O’Partridge? What a nob…

  19. Sarah says:

    Cheer up alfie you had a very tough group-there was-uh-whatstheirfaces-uh-Russia and world champions-oh hang that is Italy-you had-uhhhhhhhh-Israel as well they were quite good-and Andorra are very underrated……

  20. maggot says:

    Also, I once worked on a radio station in the 80s

    Bit confusd about what you said post 30 of he Eamon kene thread, but then realised – you said you had never had a real job.

  21. maggot says:

    Crimbo present for “Poor Old Dave”

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/7105635.stm

    Does he hang up an elasticated stocking for Santa ?

  22. Cruddy Bang says:

    my you must be ooooold, but still quite sexy ;)

  23. Monkey Balls says:

    What is it with all you sad fuckers who think any band from the 80′s or 90′s have any relevance whatsoever these days. If the cunts are dead, hooray! They were fucking shit then, and they’re still shit now.
    (Except for The Fall, who trancended all fake genres and poncey vogues)
    You should’ve grown out of it by now, and realised the error of your ways. Are you not embarassed?

  24. Bearhunter says:

    I’d be more embarrassed to be caught buying music from the sort of musically retarded bands of the present day.

  25. Mad Dog says:

    Michael Hutchenance’s death was a lot more interesting than his music. To me he’ll always be the singer with “Inks”.

  26. Proud Englishman says:

    This Blog needs me.

    Proud Englishman

  27. Ibanez says:

    of course it does dear.

  28. samantha maguire says:

    Em…. yes Pitiful Englishman, just like Euro ’08 needs your team.

  29. alfie says:

    England expects?

  30. size ten says:

    No bottle, no balls,
    No guts, no grit,
    Just a load of Englshit.

  31. So now their an 80s band from Australia with a Canadian lead singer? They should really change their name from “INXS” to “nonDscript”.

  32. Matt Vinyl says:

    “a normal, non-strangly wank”

    that made me laugh.

  33. JackMcMad says:

    Good riddance to the curly wigged wank pansy. He once compared himself to Jim Morrison Ohhhh Puhleeze!!!

  34. Peadar says:

    Jim Morrison was also a wank pansy

  35. “A wank pansy”? uh huh…I didn’t know they came in that variety?

    Frankly it wouldn’t have mattered how he died, it never would have been satisfactorily investigated here anyway.

  36. Michael Hutchence was so shit he couldn’t even wank properly. Thats how shit he was.

    “i need you tonight…cos i’m no sleepin”

    No you’re hangin from the door with your cock in your hand you freak.

  37. morgor says:

    hahaha they should put that on his gravestone.

  38. morgor says:

    or perhaps
    “here lies Michael Hutchence.
    forever rememebered as the singer who killed himself by having a strangly wank

  39. morgor says:

    just having a look through the news about Hutchence there, apparently his brother is trying to dismiss the rumour that Michael killed himself, he prefers the idea that he was a clumsy pervert instead.

    and they’re making a film about the “troubled Aussie rock god”. hmmmm. cunts.

  40. paddy says:

    Who the fuck was/is Michael Hutchence?

  41. morgor says:

    he was the lead singer of a long-gone band called INXS , who killed himself trying to have a wank while strangling himself.

    He’s quite a hero to some people.

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