People who should be shot in the face – part 906
Posted on | November 13, 2007 | 49 Comments
Anyone who appears as a ‘talking head’ on one of those ’100 greatest…’ shows on E4.
Whatever little bit of credibility you might have had beforehand is now gone. Do they deliberately edit these things to make them look as witless and cuntish as possible?
No doubt Irish television will start producing their own versions. The ’100 greatest Late, Late moments’, with all those cunts from The Panel trying to out-funny each other and just looking even more ridiculous than they do already.
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November 13th, 2007 @ 12:31 pm
Daire O’Briain is indeed one ring of hell all by himself. But you just know that he and Colin Murphy have more sense and will be too busy to do this sort of crap.
Instead it will be Twink, and Joe Duffy, and Roisin Ingle, and that fat thing from the Sunday World and former Boyzone members.
November 13th, 2007 @ 12:34 pm
i was once a talking head – but they edited me like a cunt of a thing and put me out of context. The next talking head i will be is as a psycho killer
November 13th, 2007 @ 12:34 pm
I think you would be fucking hard pushed to even find ten greatest Late,Late moments…the only one I can think of is when the credits roll at the end.
November 13th, 2007 @ 12:38 pm
The bishop and the nighty – still a classic.
And Boyzones dancing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr2ZKhV6eKc
The late late had its moments – of course, Gaybos late late.
November 13th, 2007 @ 12:39 pm
oh come on. What about the whole Peter Brooke episode or the condom one where an entire nation wanted the world to implode with uncomfortableness.
The late is a trevor trove of blood curdling best bits
November 13th, 2007 @ 12:42 pm
Oh jesus – peter brooke. Clemintine, right?
Jesus – the nation was convulsed after the fallout.
Yip – got to say purile, Gaybois late late was the agenda setter in ireland. Kenn – well, hes just not very good.
November 13th, 2007 @ 12:42 pm
“with all those cunts from The Panel trying to out-funny each other and just looking even more ridiculous than they do already”
Oh my dearest, darling Aoibheann, don’t listen to a single word he says for he knows not the joy that you bring to me telly of a Monday night.
November 13th, 2007 @ 12:59 pm
It was thanks to those fekkers, that made me decide to do away with the Telly – I joined the Library and saved a load of dough.
November 13th, 2007 @ 1:09 pm
The worst is the people who’ve made a career out of it. You see the same fuckers on English telly all the time, almost exclusively on Top 100…type shows.
November 13th, 2007 @ 1:10 pm
Saw the panel for the first time last week, I was absolutely astounded at how smuggery outweighed humour by at least 100-1. Awful shite..so far in my twelve months of living here RTE has subjected me to:
1) Fanny Ferret Tubridy
2) Arse licker Pat Kenny
3) Some charity celebrity thing
40 The Panel
5) Fair City
And to cap it all some prick from the Post office came round to ask for licence money…cunts
November 13th, 2007 @ 1:11 pm
Lucky us, we’re having a writers’ strike here. No more assrot television fake shows.
Now if the newswriters would strike as well, we’d fare much better just popping in over here and being entertained and informed.
November 13th, 2007 @ 1:23 pm
The panel ain’t that bad.
November 13th, 2007 @ 1:29 pm
“The panel ain’t that bad.”
Its’s not that it’s offensive, just not funny. They all are trying too hard to be funny and have an air of smugness that outshines Pat Kenny. Even the Times described this show and its ilk “as contributing to the death of irish comedy”
Still it has to be better than all of the awful sitcoms that came out of the UK.
November 13th, 2007 @ 1:31 pm
“Oh my dearest, darling Aoibheann, don’t listen to a single word he says for he knows not the joy that you bring to me telly of a Monday night.”
Ahhh the damage you’d do given half a chance!
November 13th, 2007 @ 1:35 pm
Did anyone see the programme on before the panel last night. I think it was called I dare ya.
I just seen a couple of minutes and it seemed a bit iffy. But I’ll reserve judgement till next week when I’ll watch all of it
November 13th, 2007 @ 1:38 pm
I did not. I was in Ron’s drinking pints and watching football.
November 13th, 2007 @ 2:41 pm
its all we’ll have left soon. Beer and football. Mens other interests are becoming trickier and and more elusive.
November 13th, 2007 @ 2:44 pm
the panel isn’t great, but at least its a semi-decent Irish attempt at humour rather than watching FUCKING “FRIENDS”. Ross (aka SCHWIMMER) is such a little smegma ferret. i’d like to stamp on his head.
anyway the very worst of the “top 100…” are the american ones, a couple of fags sitting there saying “oh my gawd, britney is so last year…”
the real question is why do i sit there and watch it?
i guess it’s cos tea and biscuits and a leather couch kick ass. I should just play more ps2….
November 13th, 2007 @ 3:08 pm
“Saw the panel for the first time last week, I was absolutely astounded at how smuggery outweighed humour by at least 100-1. Awful shite..so far in my twelve months of living here RTE has subjected me to:
1) Fanny Ferret Tubridy
2) Arse licker Pat Kenny
3) Some charity celebrity thing
40 The Panel
5) Fair City
And to cap it all some prick from the Post office came round to ask for licence money…cunts”
Gibbering Jesus, Puerile, be thankful you weren’t living here 6 years ago and were thus spared such RTE torture experiments as The Cassidys and Bachelors Wank
Mind you, you could still smoke in bars then, so you could say it evened out.
November 13th, 2007 @ 3:47 pm
The Panel is the greatest show in the world ever. You lot are just jealous because you aspire to and fail to be that funny every day. Smugness? On The Panel? Nah never. Ha ha ha ha cock mongers. Only kidding. Love you. Bye.
November 13th, 2007 @ 4:08 pm
The reason I only saw a few minutes of ‘I dare ya’ is that I too was watching football – reading v arsenal. I wasn’t drinking pints though, had too many on sunday.
Does Ron have Setanta? Or did you have to make do with the championship game on sky?
November 13th, 2007 @ 4:40 pm
Now I think about it, it’s no fucking wonder letters take so long to get delivered here, the cunts are coming round my house trying to extort money for shite tv.
So if anyone from An Post is reading this, get out and fucking deliver my letters instead of running the RTE protection racket.
November 13th, 2007 @ 4:55 pm
Dermot Morgan is greaty missed. Tommy Tiernan isn’t bad. He’s rather funny when he’s not depressed.
November 13th, 2007 @ 4:57 pm
I bought a tv a while back when I moved into a place. i pluged in the TV and settled down to watch it. 2 hours later a TV licence inspector knocked on the door.
how the fuck??
November 13th, 2007 @ 5:07 pm
While your at it, why not shoot the make believe reality show cunts up the ass.
November 13th, 2007 @ 5:19 pm
So did anyone watch ‘I dare ya’?
November 13th, 2007 @ 5:38 pm
I dare say, no.
November 13th, 2007 @ 6:52 pm
Go Maith, agree that Tommy Tiernan is acceptable to both eyes and ears. Mario Rosentock similarly does the double. Neal Delamare also ok, rest of Panel (past and present) unbelievably smug – picture them pinching themselves (and each other?)to make sure they are not dreaming that they have the easiest funny (sic) gig in the English-speaking world. Talentless fuckers the lot of them. Also hate those self-appointed Yankee talking heads on VH1 etc who talk about celebrities like they are their best friends – fuck off you lying liars.
November 13th, 2007 @ 7:42 pm
The Panel is possibly the worst programme in the history of time.
“OOh ooh me me me! I’ll shoehorn a bit of my turgid, mildly related to the subject stand-up routine into this bit”
And if all else fails to get a laugh, say ‘cunt’ or something and pull a funny face.
Die. All of you.
November 13th, 2007 @ 8:08 pm
I think you’re looking at it the wrong way… sober maybe? I like a good list, mind numbingly enjoyable.. unless it’s a practical one and I have to make it myself.
November 13th, 2007 @ 8:09 pm
Not having seen said show I feel excluded from this post. Nostradamus on the History channel last night said this was going to happen.
November 13th, 2007 @ 9:21 pm
They tried to do one of the ’100 greatest..’ shows here in New Zealand, unfortunately this was before anyone had worked out that we only have about 234 people living here. They had to cut it down to to ’10 greatest..’ It so cringingly awful it was enough to make you want to cancel all locally made television in the country.
November 13th, 2007 @ 9:25 pm
“with all those cunts from The Panel trying to out-funny each other and just looking even more ridiculous than they do already.”
Twenty, were you inspired to say this by Liam Fay’s spot on article in the ST Culture mag on Sunday talking about the Panel being completely unfunny and Irish comedy being pretty crap?
Woowoo, the old lady who wasn’t wearing the nightie in the whole Bishop incident lives on my folks’ road. She’s cool.
November 13th, 2007 @ 10:10 pm
Yeah, read that piece, Sinead. Very good.
I did a bit a couple of years ago about it – http://twentymajor.net/2005/01/31/panel-on-rte-2/
It has steadily received comments from Panel lovers.
November 13th, 2007 @ 10:22 pm
20, most of them are from ‘Anonymous’, the cowardly custards – anyway it’s actually got worse since then. They let that Karl -No Woman Will Ever Truly Want Me Because I Make Smelly Goats Look Sexy- Spain on it these days for jaysus’ sake.
November 13th, 2007 @ 11:07 pm
I’d like to say a few things about my 100 Greatest Gobshites without getting shot in the face.
November 13th, 2007 @ 11:28 pm
Bleeding liam Fay article has grown wings…can’t say I disagree with him completely though.
November 13th, 2007 @ 11:39 pm
Andrew Maxwell was on Ray D’Arcy’s show the other morning, and D’Arcy brought up the article.
Maxwell went off about people who ‘are paid to be miserable’ and D’Arcy (whose own show was slated by Fay too) was only to happy to dismiss the article as begrudgery.
November 14th, 2007 @ 12:08 am
Leave the Panel alone. It has that trampish Mairead Farrell on it. Tastless, widemouthed, dyed hair, big chested, flirty and generally acted like a bit of a Wan with dosh (well she is from Tallaght).
She can eat crisps and fart under my duvet anytime, dribble, dribble, slobber, slobber……..
November 14th, 2007 @ 2:01 am
TWENTY IS COLIN MURPHY!
November 14th, 2007 @ 2:33 am
I can’t belive all you people watch rte,RT fucking E,you get what you deserve.
November 14th, 2007 @ 3:10 am
Went to see a top rated comedy show in Auckland
once .
The only thing made me laugh was on the way out my mate muttering ” I’ve seen funnier fucking funerals “
November 14th, 2007 @ 9:30 am
Listening to the radio this morning and I have decided that anyone who rings in to enter a science quiz but knows nothing about science should be shot in the face with a sawn off shot gun.
It’s not funny or cool to be a thick cunt on radio!
November 14th, 2007 @ 9:39 am
But Larry Gogan’s 60 second quiz would have been doomed without those people.
Heard one at the weekend.
Larry – “What does the E in Email stand for?”
Caller – “Uhm…Internet?”
November 14th, 2007 @ 9:54 am
Ahhhhhhh the panel is all right. Maxwell is quite funny. He was well funny at the Secret Policeman’s Ball last Christmas, though he looks like a bit of a ponce what with that hair…. dooo… not?
Anyhoo, back to cunts who should be shot in the face – ready now! – Nadine Coyle. Fuck this Nordy bint and her fat fucking mouth. And fuck the rest of the strung-out looking hookers in her group.
November 14th, 2007 @ 11:40 am
I’d like to feed Ed Byrne to a straving cheetah.
November 14th, 2007 @ 2:06 pm
MMN = disgruntled ugly fat chick.
November 14th, 2007 @ 7:11 pm
I have a ‘the Panel’ mural on my bedroom wall
Marty Whelan should be shot in the face until they think of a decent way to spend my 160 euro worth of a telly licence on decent programming…
November 16th, 2007 @ 9:14 am
Ahhh come on, The Panel ain’t that bad, it could be worse. It could be ‘Four Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps”. Or even (gasp) Hollyoaks. And I thought Nadine Coyle was alright until I heard her new Norn Irish/Yank accent. Who’s she fucking kidding?