I just got my stitches out

I was going to go back to the hospital but Ron reckoned he could do it just as easily. He used the cap off a bic biro and a pair of nail scissors and I have to say he did a very good job.

I was slightly afraid he’d manage to burst the whole thing open again but he did not. I have to say I’d consider Ron for any minor surgeries in the future.

However, he advised me not to engage in any contact sports for 5-7 days which is a shame. Tonight was the night I was going to headbutt the bloke who sits on Grafton Street pointing a sign down towards the Powerscourt Centre, the provocative cunt.

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24 Responses to I just got my stitches out

  1. Twenty's Wriggly Chum says:

    So, are you scarred for life or are you still beautiful ?

  2. Twenty Major says:

    Just another scar for my collection.

  3. Twenty's Wriggly Chum says:

    Where do you stand on the Kerry Katona fuss ? Our mothers enjoyed a drink and a soothing smoke while pregnant and it didn’t do our generation any harm!

  4. Twenty Major says:

    What Kerry Katona fuss?

    Personally I’m in favour of euthanising her.

  5. Dr Maroon says:

    What happened? Were you smiling again?

  6. Peadar says:

    Why don’t you just use something instead of headbutting? Something like, …… eh, maybe an ashtray!

  7. Twenty Major says:

    But that’s not as much fun. Plus I’d never be able to smuggle an ashtray onto Grafton Street.

  8. Johnny5 says:

    I’d be only too happy to step in for you Twenty. That prick has been asking for a face full of forehead for some time now.

  9. Lena says:

    Are you ever a little bit scared of your wriggly chum?

  10. 10 Park Drive says:

    Bit soon to be giving the old Liverpool kiss.You might bust the eye open again.

  11. Nonny says:

    Was your eye stuck closed or was is open?

  12. Twenty Major says:

    It was open but the stitches were getting really itchy.

  13. 10 Park Drive says:

    Itchy and Scratchy ?

  14. Puerile Pish says:

    I concur with the euthanised statement in relation to Katona, if only cause she was dumb enough to marry that twat McFadden, who in my opinion deserves all the ills of the world visited upon his fat talentless pie eating carcass.

    This may be jealousy because I have had to give up smoking, and that scouse slapper is puffing away with impunity, and it is pissing me off royally.

  15. Puerile Pish says:

    Oh, and watch out you don’t get MRSA from that cunt tampering with your gash…(that sounds like a line from a sex offenders handbook)

  16. TM: Hey Ron, would you do us a favour and cut out my stitches?

    R: Suture self.

  17. Twenty's Wriggly Chum says:

    Best one in ages Lung!

    Why would wnty be scared of me lena ? Someone who loves ms Katona and Britney, hates Kerry, Macdara and Bertie is obviously with the angels!

    That s tragic PP – have you considered he many other nicotine vehicles such as snuff, dip, wet snuff and chewing tobacco ? Big advantage of the last three -0- you can spit gallons on pub floors and anti-smokers cannot complain!

  18. Janice PID says:

    I remember when Karel sewed up my front bum. Where was your pal Ron when I was taking those stitches out? Eh?

  19. I’ve never had a stitch in my life.

    I one cut my hand with a bow saw, and once sliced the top of my finger off, and both times I simply willed it to stop bleeding.

    Hard as fucking nails boys and girls.

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