A genuine question

Posted on | November 5, 2007 | 18 Comments

Walking through town yesterday I spied a group of people watching a so-called street entertainer.

It begged the question, ‘What makes a man decide that juggling basketballs while peddling a 12 foot tall unicycle is the way he wants to make a living?’

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18 Responses to “A genuine question”

  1. Swoosher
    November 5th, 2007 @ 1:12 pm

    It beats the shit out of working

  2. FartingFury
    November 5th, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

    Ah, I saw him after he was finished. I noticed that his unicycle had two separate chains. Interesting, I thought, to have a double safety feature like that, while perched on top of a 12-foot tall pole in a city that is hardly renowned for being a safe place to be.

  3. EmptyHead
    November 5th, 2007 @ 1:22 pm

    Well at least he’s got 2 skills that could be employed in a circus. It’s the ones that paint themselves gold or silver (or like fat band conductors) and stand like statues that I don’t understand. But worse again, what’s with those weirdos who squeeze themselves into a box 2′ x 2′ x 2′?

  4. The Bad Ambassador
    November 5th, 2007 @ 1:25 pm

    Because he can… or probably because he spent so much time learning how to ride a unicycle while juggling basketballs that he never learned to read.

    Still at least he wasn’t David McSavage. (The marmite of street performers.)

  5. Twenty Major
    November 5th, 2007 @ 1:32 pm

    Is he the cunt who strums a guitar and then tries, and fails, to make smart but funny comments about passers-by?

  6. The Bad Ambassador
    November 5th, 2007 @ 1:39 pm

    The very one Twenty. About as funny as a small white coffin and about as original as he is funny.

    I’m not a hateful man but I hope he dies in about 12 different hospitals.

  7. Twenty Major
    November 5th, 2007 @ 1:42 pm

    I’m with you. Had to spend some time waiting around the mouth of the Stephen’s Green centre last week and had to listen to the cunt. I was thinking of throwing some coins at him but there were too many people in the way.

  8. Lung the Younger
    November 5th, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

    ‘What makes a man decide that juggling basketballs while peddling a 12 foot tall unicycle is the way he wants to make a living?’

    Probably just making ends meet while he finishes his novel. Speaking of which…

  9. Twenty Major
    November 5th, 2007 @ 2:08 pm

    Speaking of which I’m still awaiting editorial notes on the 2nd draft. Come on Ed, don’t leave me hangin’.

  10. MMN
    November 5th, 2007 @ 2:41 pm

    Last week the same guy juggled my nuts in his mouth for a tenner, the unicycle was nowhere to be seen. Frankly I think he’s come a long way in a week.

  11. laughykate
    November 5th, 2007 @ 8:08 pm

    He’s most probably the child of incredibly high achieving parents and has worked out it’s a great way to piss them off.

  12. jenE
    November 5th, 2007 @ 8:22 pm

    Blame it on the mother…they all do.

  13. Hairyfish
    November 5th, 2007 @ 9:07 pm

    ..mostly failing the leaving cert probably…

  14. OneForTheRoad
    November 5th, 2007 @ 10:31 pm

    …because every decision he has ever made in his life has been very, very wrong.

  15. OneForTheRoad
    November 5th, 2007 @ 10:33 pm

    i keep on linking my gay old site.

  16. Monkey Balls
    November 6th, 2007 @ 9:59 am

    Typical! All the street “performers” you could have attacked, and you go straight for the jugular.

  17. Monkey Balls
    November 6th, 2007 @ 10:00 am

    OK, I’ll get me coat.

  18. eric y
    November 7th, 2007 @ 12:24 am

    eric y says that jay whitlow once tried the unicycle thing but lasted only a few seconds and sammie has verified that whitlow has no skills in this area.

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