Those bastard Japanese
Like many of you I was shocked and horrified at the behaviour of Japanese fisherman over the last couple of days. Many people have struggled to bring back footage of the annual dolphin slaughter in which thousands of dolphins are captured then brutally and bloodily killed.
Some people tried to stop them and at one stage a group of surfers try to get between a fishing boat and some dolphins that have been herded towards shore and prevented from escaping via large nets. What happens next is just sickening. It literally turned my stomach.
There were these surfers on their surfboards against a Japanese fishing boat with all the tools to slay thousands of dolphins and they do little more than poke them back towards shore with a stick? What the fuck is going on there? They could easily have slaughtered them in a frenzy of stabbing and hacking but disgracefully chose to let them live. Now those surfers will go off and have sex and make more little surfers. Fucking Japanese cunts.
I don’t give a fuck about dolphins being butchered, as we all know dolphins are shifty cunts, but I will not stand idly by as surfers are allowed to roam our waters without being sliced open from neck to belly and gutted in the sea. I call on Greenpeace, the World Wildlife Fund, the Save the Dolphin foundation and the United Nations to bring sanctions down upon this despicable country.
They were there for the taking and they let them paddle back in and take-off in their people carrier van. It really is the most appalling behaviour. How can the Japanese live with themselves? They have shamed their people. Surfers are the scourge of the seas and allow them to get to safety when they could have just lashed them in with a few of the dolphins and skewered the lot of them is beyond my comprehension.
Sometimes I think I just don’t understand this world at all.
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:04 am
A nation of Owls. The cunts.
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:18 am
Hehe. Quality!
Surfers are right up there with Barry Egan and Alan Huges from TV3.
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:28 am
It was bad enough that the Canadians stopped clubbing with out the Japenese leaving surfers alone.
On the Question of Dolphins didn’t you used to think they were evil cunts ?
“http://twentymajor.blogspot.com/2005/09/dolphins-are-shifty-looking-cunts.html”
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:28 am
It was bad enough that the Canadians stopped clubbing with out the Japenese leaving surfers alone.
On the Question of Dolphins didn’t you used to think they were evil cunts ?
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:29 am
//twentymajor.blogspot.com/2005/09/dolphins-are-shifty-looking-cunts.html
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:31 am
Surfers! Lazy bunch of messy haired cunts bumming around all day, smelling of the sea. Useless gits.
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:34 am
Yes, Dolphins are cunts. I should have clarified that in the post. In fact, I’ll do so now. Cheers, MacD.
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:38 am
But I like my dolphin surfer free.
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:58 am
I agree with the surfers being harpooned, but I like dolphins, they maybe shifty but they are fucking more intelligent than some of the cunts you bunch elected to government.
I think in Tribute to the pilot of enola gay we should drop another couple of bombs on the fucking slants. We can get technology cheaper from the Chinese anyway, even it is covered in lead paint and causes cancer.
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:59 am
Are you looking for a surfer “wipeout” twenty?
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:03 am
The Japanese couldn’t have done anything to the surfers – one of them is the cheerleader in Heroes and everyone knows she’s indestructible.
And a fucking ride.
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:13 am
I saw this down at the gym yesterday, that hero gal was crying about the baby dolphins and what not, doubtless the whole stinking lot of them then trundled off to McDonalds to cry about how killing animals is like really really sad and stuff.
Seriously.
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:15 am
Is the two Euro slot crossways in Japanise women?
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:17 am
And still nobody can give us a good reason not to slaughter thousands of dolphins.
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:19 am
To paraphrase Mr Burns it’s wrong to kill any creture……
that can do an amusing trick.
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:26 am
Twenty: by that reasoning no one can give a good reason not to slaughter thousands of Japanese. Its not that I am some tree hugging hippie, I just don’t see how slaughtering any animal for years then going “oops” they are nearly extinct is any less abhorrent than killing humans.
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:29 am
There are loads of dolphins, don’t worry.
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:36 am
Is de book out twenty?
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:37 am
There are more fucking Japanese, nearly got trampled by millions of the camera happy fuckers in Grafton Street in July. Although they are always handy for building bridges using slave labour, could use them here to finish the new Luas extension, far better than the feckless Poles.
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:38 am
Not until Feb, Itchy.
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I see that the problem is that you All Heart Twenty and are far too sensitive …. :-)
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Have been unable to join in the fun all week Twenty as Mr. Maguire nearly ran off with the Filipino help. So in summary…. you poor little bastard, that eye looks awful…..have never grown out of successfully coming on to guards/clampers/other fuckers who can fine me….. good mental health is seriously over-rated….as for that Paul Tibbets mass-murdering fuck, it’s just a pity that he only got Japan… surfers are the best cunning linguists in the world though Twenty as they acquire a life-long love for saltiness.
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:47 pm
“And still nobody can give us a good reason not to slaughter thousands of dolphins.”
I’ll give you a good reason not to slaughter dalphins,because it’s barbaric and a pathetic reflection on a supposed civilised nation. Whilst I am absolutely terrified off them what do they do on anybody? This is a prime example of how empathy and compassion can be equated to intelligence, or lack of it in this case. Like the seal clubbing in Canada, the purpose of killing dolphins is purely to create employment and generate profit. If killing dolphins is an example of the ordinary Japanese persons entrepreneurial skills, their intellect leaves an awful lot to be desired. And as for the “Oh my gawd, Oh my God you go to Mac Donald’s what a contradiction” It is an entirely different kettle of fish altogether but just for you reading pleasure I will endeavour to enlighten you, the vast majority of Mac Donald’s in Ireland is owned by the English franchise, all of their meat comes from Ireland, the slaughter of animals in Ireland and England is highly regulated, I can assure you our farmers don’t go leaping into the pig sty beating the shit out of the pigs. That may have been how it was done in your house darling but it is not the norm. Country people are so hard.
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:54 pm
“I’ll give you a good reason not to slaughter dalphins,because it’s barbaric and a pathetic reflection on a supposed civilised nation.”
You see thats where you fucked up royally, the Japanese have never claimed to be or can ever be viewed as a civilised nation. They genuinely believe they are entitled culturally to kill dolphins and whales and have a weird obsession with pre-pubescent schoolgirls. I am sure culturally I am supposed to wear a kilt and wave a big fucking sword in a menacing manner towards Englishmen but I found it was viewed upon rather dimly by the authorities.
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:57 pm
I still prefer surfers to skaters.
If surfers would just stay in the sea everyone would be happy.
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Hey, Nonny.
I haven’t been to a McDonald’s for ages, and had no idea that you could get a kettle of fish there. What’s in it? Battered dolphin?
Mmmmmmmmmm!!
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I couldn’t give a fuck about culture I said civilised. Now pet lets start from the beginning culture and being civilised are two separate things. Now Japan is deemed a developed country and what merits a developed country little girl?? A country with a sound economy, a strong education system and a high human development index. A democratic civilised nation with high earning power, yep that’ll be Japan.
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:22 pm
“characteristic of a state of civilization ; especially : characterized by taste, refinement, or restraint”
Slaugtering fucking dolphins and whales , torturing pows, binding of feet……shall I go on.
Oh and don’t ever use “democracy” as an indication of civilisation..thats putting politics into the equation,nothing to do with civilisation. I would say civilisation is judged by the characteristics of your actions towards other sentient beings. Oh and the Human development Index measures whether you are developing nation etc, that is an economic measure not civilisation.
Off to kill a squirrel now , because they are definitely menacing little cunts unlike dolphins.
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:26 pm
On a different note. In last months Phoenix mag it was stated that to get in the four courts you now need I.D. One Michael McDowell didn’t have his with him and the non-national security guard wouldn’t let him in. Seemingly the security guard took great pleasure in refusing mcdowell entry.
what goes around…
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:43 pm
A high human development index is to a large extent a consequence of a strong economy, if the economy is doing well the likes of education, health, life expectancy etc will be much higher. Countries, which enjoy such a climate, tend to be democratic, civilised and developed. It’s like one big circle little girl. And so ends our lesson for today. May I suggest Politics For Dummies for further reading or reference.
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:44 pm
any less abhorrent than killing humans.
Ya what ?
Puerile Pish – Bleeding Heart Liberal and cunt!
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:48 pm
The Japs brought us the Nissan Micra and for that they deserve to be nuked again. Only this time (and in keeping with the electropop theme) the plane should be named (We Don’t Need This) Fascist Groove Thang.
I might have got the chain of causation a bit mixed up.
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Nonny, you are still getting civilisation economics and politics mixed up…anyway enough of this argument.
Maggot..I am not some bleeding heart liberal, I would happily kick your cunting head into a bloody pulp. I just think we should not be excusing the fucking slopes for their behaviour because it is “only” a dolphin.
Anyway, I don’t think the Micra was their worst export, the Nissan Sunny complete with family of Asians, gold tissue box and rusty exhaust has to be there biggest crime.
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:42 pm
my main problem with the whole thing is that the dolphins don’t have any weapons or superpowers to fight back. where are all the cia dolphins with lasers on their heads? that’d make for good tv – laser dolphins versus boathook wielding ninjas.
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:43 pm
“you are still getting civilisation economics and politics mixed up”
Sometimes I truly despair and have give up.
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:45 pm
nonny has tuna’d out. he’s net playing any more cos this discussion has no porpoise.
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Where is Paul W. Tibbets Jr. when you need him?
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:06 pm
I’ll give you a good reason not to slaughter dalphins,because it’s barbaric and a pathetic reflection on a supposed civilised nation.
That’s not a good reason.
A good reason would be “Herds of dolphins can shit gold”.
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:11 pm
#18 Pish –
Those are Chinese, they club Tibetans. Better than the Japanese for railroads, look how the Japanese fucked up the bridge on the River Kwai.
No, go Chinese for LUAS, much better quality for your slave-labor euro.
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Or “flocks of dolphins piss whisky” and yes my bog trotting friends that’s whisky not that shite with an “e” in it. Actually, it would be fine with an “e” in it….
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:27 pm
One of the stars of “Heroes” was there too, believing her own publicity I suspect. (link) If not for her appearance, it probably wouldn’t have made the news at all…
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:32 pm
‘A good reason would be “Herds of dolphins can shit gold”.’
Heh ha. What about them being know to fend of sharks, they might come in handy if you fell into shark infested waters. Or what about flipper he was always helping people not to mention the fact he was a good actor, why he’d put the cast of Fair City to shame. He had the local lingo down to a tee unlike the fairly shitty actors
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Country folk aren’t hard, just pragmatic. Cattle going to a slaughter house are rounded up, herded onto trucks, brought to a slaughter house, herded into pens and then killed. The cattle are then butchered and sold off to the markets as our daily meat.
Those fishermen do a cull every year, it’s their lively-hood. The round the dolphins up, force them into a corral and kill them. The dead dolphins are then butchered and sold off to markets to be used as daily fish.
It’s not particularly nice and I can understand whey people go ‘ew’ but for fuck’s sake, unless you are a vegan or you wait until all your meat crokes it from old age you are in no position to judge.
personally I think pigs are funnier than dolphins but I still eat bacon sambos.
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:48 pm
It is not their livelihood are anything like that it is two thing first a statement to the world that the Japanese will answer to nobody and secondly a ply to create jobs for losers who can find alternative employment. If my industry took a downturn I wouldn’t go winging to the government invent a job for me no more that you would. I’d get off my arse and get a real job.
I don’t eat meat but I do eat milk and eggs the milk I get from my granddad, Doris doesn’t mind we are good mates. As for the eggs they come from Tweedle Dee and Tweedle three out my back garden, they are out the back during the day but have taken a liking to the toilet at night the downstairs toilet in my house is off limits from 6pm onwards. I don’t tell you what to eat so I’d thank you to return the favour. The animals here are brought off and killed with a bolt gun they are butchered latter the dolphins however are beaten to death.
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Dolphins are one of the few other animals that have sex for pleasure. I don’t know why I know this. I know it’s not relevant. Hell, I just wanted to say something dolphiny.
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Also bonobos, chimpanzees and us.
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I thought you’d given up, Nonny.
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Nonny, for all your talk you still haven’t convinced me there’s anything wrong with what the Japanese are doing.
You’ll be trying to tell me Nike are cunts for giving jobs to needy kids next.
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Is it me or is there something distasteful about drinking grandad milk????
November 2nd, 2007 at 4:06 pm
I’m not telling you want to eat now either, I just don’t think we’re in a position to judge those fishermen.
November 2nd, 2007 at 4:10 pm
I have no interest in children they have small hands and always smell like biscuits or shite depending on the time of day. Especially the pre teens today with their “I want to be an individual” weirdo parents fucking their squashed up little heads up, no let Nike have their wicked way with then. Incidentally if you know of anyone trafficking the little blighters I know about 16 under 10’s who are shite at football they could do with a bout of slave labour.
November 2nd, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Japs are pedos. Why can’t they just go kill some endangered whales, or something? Seriously, what have whales ever done for us? At least dolphins can be trained to do tricks, find underwater mines, ninja divers, and other cool stuff.
November 2nd, 2007 at 6:00 pm
The Japs sell slightly soiled panties from vending machines. You have to admire them for that. Or is it despise? I get confused.
After having read about tuna fishing, I think that the collective noun for dolphins should be “a net”.
November 2nd, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Maggot..I am not some bleeding heart liberal, I would happily kick your cunting head into a bloody pulp. I just think we should not be excusing the fucking slopes for their behaviour because it is “only” a dolphin.
if you are not a BHL then why the shite about
any less abhorrent than killing humans.
There are millions of humans that NEED to be killed.
November 2nd, 2007 at 9:00 pm
It really pisses me off, when people head off to another country and try to impose their believes.
Fuck. Off. Home. You. Cunts.
November 4th, 2007 at 7:22 am
I hope our Navy can keep those little nips away from Fungi.