So…
Posted on | November 2, 2007 | 26 Comments
…how drunk should I get tonight?
Quite, very, or unspeakably?
I wonder does John Waters still have his beard. I’ve checked the archives. I never said anyting about his Eurovision song so he’s got no call to punch me. Thank fuck that brother and sister duo from a couple of years back aren’t going to be at this Leviathan thing. I’d be dead meat.
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November 2nd, 2007 @ 4:00 pm
As drunk as a small mouse with a liking for find old brandy.
November 2nd, 2007 @ 4:02 pm
Very, I will be
November 2nd, 2007 @ 4:06 pm
The bewk must be finaly gone to the printers?
Or it’s been bought by the Guy Faulks heating company>?
November 2nd, 2007 @ 4:12 pm
You can drink all you like Twenty but you’ll never stop the spring.
November 2nd, 2007 @ 4:14 pm
I’d say very. That way you’ll still have your wits about you if the Damien Rice chap returns.
Of course, you might give him a better hiding if you’re unspeakably..
November 2nd, 2007 @ 4:18 pm
Get shitfaced, and smoke a big spliff too…
November 2nd, 2007 @ 4:29 pm
Won’t matter what state you’re in – all anyone will notice is your eye. Am sure you’ll play the sympathy card to increase book sales apart obviously from among the already alienated Damiem Rice Fan Club. Break a leg Dearest Vomit Face.
November 2nd, 2007 @ 4:30 pm
If your eyes don’t bleed tomorrow, you fucked up, and will have to try again…
November 2nd, 2007 @ 4:31 pm
I shall be wearing glasses to cover up my gammy eye
November 2nd, 2007 @ 4:36 pm
Shit – forgot about your eye injury. I meant bleeding from alcohol…
November 2nd, 2007 @ 4:39 pm
“I shall be wearing glasses to cover up my gammy eye”
Don’t. Good luck tonight.
November 2nd, 2007 @ 4:51 pm
Get as drunk as you can.
About John Waters, a beard is the least of his worries, as I hope those mental health ads are getting through to him.
After all, he slept with Sinead O’Connor, a well known looper, and he wrote that shite Euroviaion song, so his sanity has definitely gone walkabout!
November 2nd, 2007 @ 4:57 pm
Be careful though, judging by the picture of the audience on http://www.leviathan.ie/ you’re going to be the only bearded person over there. But they probably spot you straight away with that black eye of yours.
And don’t go mirroring that picture tomorrow and say you’ve got hit on the other eye as well.
Just get as drunk as you can. it’s the only proper thing to do.
November 2nd, 2007 @ 4:58 pm
I think you’re probably right, Daniel.
November 2nd, 2007 @ 5:12 pm
is that Mussolini McDowell in the middle ?
the only one not laughing ?
November 2nd, 2007 @ 6:08 pm
so drunk that you wake up on the dublin quays board walk wrapped around a hairy woman that resembles a man and your curiousity is confirmed as you find yourself clutching a used and bloody condom with a taste of salt in your mouth…
Nice shiner!
Keep up the good work
November 2nd, 2007 @ 6:45 pm
Get so drunk that come Monday morning you cannot recall Saturday and Sunday – which are shit days anyway – but not so drunk that Monday doesn’t come for you.
About that Ashtray Nutter – ask Ron to waste any cunt who orders Miller.
November 2nd, 2007 @ 8:20 pm
Since its 9 am here, i’m picking its about 9 pm your time, so it could be argued that I am the future speaking. And I’m thinking that if,just currently, you’re travelling from being quite drunk to being very drunk, you hangover just got worse.
November 2nd, 2007 @ 8:37 pm
why the fuck are you going ? what a load of cunts ,
in the pic i saw a lot of ginger in the audience your not a ginger by the way it would explain a lot
November 2nd, 2007 @ 10:57 pm
Kindergarten Teacher..Its clear im as tick as an Irish Pancake but why should that bother you who teaches chidra! instead of acting ashamed of your own kind wouldnt you be more busy interfering with the kids than pointing out my tickness and the fact me T and A letters are bollixed on me PC. Also the Brit wasn’t laughing at me he was laughing at all of us..and why wouldnt he? with paedos like you having the cheek to call names to the same cut of a fellow that your granfather was..some parts of Ireland are as backward as then..why try to deny it and making out that im the only corn in the field. may the devil bite the balls of ya while you sleep and may the banshee shat on your face and it stick like a mole.. “hey teacher leave those kids alone” What did the tight fisted paedo teacher say to the children he’d coaxed into the woods “hey go easiy with those sweets” now then.
November 2nd, 2007 @ 11:07 pm
twat
November 3rd, 2007 @ 12:44 am
Don’t. Have a nice cup of tea and a cuddle with the significant other in your life. Or else in the 7 bizarro dwarves for you, mark my words…….
November 3rd, 2007 @ 12:54 am
Oh, get totally rat arsed on a mixture of all sorts of spirits. To be on the safe side wear some adult diapers in case you get so pissed you piss yourself.
November 3rd, 2007 @ 1:03 am
get as drunk as I did last night. that should see you right.
November 3rd, 2007 @ 9:37 am
Get really pissed and go to sleep,in the kneeling position,in a back lane,with your trousers round yer ankles.
I’ll see your alright………
November 3rd, 2007 @ 10:55 am
Well??