Comments on: Things you never grow out of

By: Nobbly Nora

Nobbly Nora — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 15:44:58 +0000

Licking the lid offa yougurt before throwing it in the bin and atin’ the yougurt……..hmmmmmm yougurt…….:) oh and saying ‘good mornin’ Mr Magpie and whistling if ye see a solitary magpie (that’s to break the bad luck ye see)

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:00:40 +0000

There’s a Polish bar/deli in Nordeast Minneapolis called Mayslack’s. Their sign says “Nobody Beats Mayslack’s Meat.”

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:57:33 +0000

That’s brilliant.

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:49:08 +0000

There is a bar near the Wisconsin-Minnesota border called Scabs. The sign outside reads “Thank-you for picking Scabs.” ‘Strue an’all. Popular with boaters.

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:06:31 +0000

heh

By: Monkey Balls

Monkey Balls — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:04:21 +0000

Nah, he’s usually just a crumpled squeeling mess by then.

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:01:28 +0000

Would you not be afraid he’d give a box in the head after, Monkey Balls?

By: Monkey Balls

Monkey Balls — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:57:08 +0000

Promising to be “more gentle this time” prior to taking the “Tradesman’s Entrance”

By: Cunja

Cunja — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:33:37 +0000

Picking the smegma off your knob after avoiding the shower for a few days. You know, down by that stringy bit at the front near your jap’s eye.

By: frontal lobotomy

frontal lobotomy — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:14:18 +0000

oooh. Just thought of another. Proudly peeling off the sunburned skin from the occasional bit of summer Ireland gets.