Bank holiday announcement

Posted on | October 29, 2007 | 36 Comments

Please note that as today is a bank holiday the blog will be operating a Sunday service. This normally consists of no post whatsoever but as a gesture of goodwill I feel a post advising there’ll be no post is appropriate (if a little confusing).

Refusal to post has nothing to do with hanging one on in Ron’s last night and playing that ‘Who can sink a bottle of Jameson the quickest?’ game that is sweeping the nation. Nothing at all.

Still, seeing Dirty Dave vomit out of his nose, into a pint glass and then drink it all again was worth it. What am I saying? It wasn’t, it was disgusting. He even chewed some of it.

I need to lie down again.

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36 Responses to “Bank holiday announcement”

  1. sheepworrier
    October 29th, 2007 @ 10:18 am

    lazy cunt.

  2. Lung the Younger
    October 29th, 2007 @ 10:48 am

    Ah, this post brings a whole new meaning to the idea of a holiday skeleton service. It is also very much a bank holiday post in the sense of Cockney rhyming slang.

  3. arthur
    October 29th, 2007 @ 11:12 am

    You didn’t lie down for long!

  4. Twenty Major
    October 29th, 2007 @ 11:35 am

    I didn’t lie down at all. I lied.

  5. size ten
    October 29th, 2007 @ 11:47 am

    Ed Byrne is running in the Dublin marathon, now, there’s a chance to do something for Irish comedy!

  6. Caro
    October 29th, 2007 @ 11:48 am

    You can’t take bank holidays off, you’re running an international service here.

    I once saw a guy vomit into his pint of Guinness, stare contemplatively at it for a few minutes, then proceed to drink it. It was the second most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. The entire pub was dry-heaving.

  7. JC Skinner
    October 29th, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

    I hope Ed Byrne keels over and dies. In fact I hope all the marathon runners do.
    http://skinflicks.blogspot.com/2007/10/kill-off-marathon-cult.html
    Oh, and 20, you misspelled announcement. Bank holiday skiving is no excuse for poor spelling.

  8. Manuel
    October 29th, 2007 @ 12:47 pm

    Bank holiday? I demand a united Ireland right now. I want a bank holiday. Oh hold on that would mean I would be getting my arsed kicked at work. Fuck that, carry on…

  9. roryjohn
    October 29th, 2007 @ 12:59 pm

    Yeah well, if you couldn’t be bothered filing a post I sure as fuck won’t waste my time making a comment.

    So there.

  10. TheDailyMagnet
    October 29th, 2007 @ 2:32 pm

    Chunky nose vomit – mmm – was that the taste test between shreddies and tescos malt cereal??

  11. Twenty Johnny Blues
    October 29th, 2007 @ 2:53 pm

    AHA, my nemesis. At last we meet. En Garde!

  12. size ten
    October 29th, 2007 @ 3:00 pm

    Good news, Bad news,
    Good news, Dana has brough out a new record and she dosen’t sound any worse than she ever did.
    Bad news, she’s brought out a book to compete with yours for the Christmas number one position next the Yule Log!

  13. Steve
    October 29th, 2007 @ 3:23 pm

    I once witnessed a mate laugh a chip through his nose.

  14. Big RC
    October 29th, 2007 @ 4:26 pm

    I saw someone laugh custard through their nose once.

  15. McJimmy
    October 29th, 2007 @ 4:33 pm

    That’s pure abuse of jameson, ya disrespectful bastard!

  16. 10 Park Drive
    October 29th, 2007 @ 4:46 pm

    my mate snorts tequila

  17. Twenty's Wriggly Chum
    October 29th, 2007 @ 5:31 pm

    Ron’s contribution to Dublin Culture Night 2007 ?

  18. 10 Park Drive
    October 29th, 2007 @ 6:03 pm

    The maggot in the tequila bottle ?

  19. OneForTheRoad
    October 29th, 2007 @ 6:04 pm

    There was an article about you in the Sunday Times yesterday.

    I imagine you’re busy framing it today.

    That paper’s really gone to the fucking dogs…

  20. Twenty Major
    October 29th, 2007 @ 6:13 pm

    I saw that, OFTR. Have it framed, laminated and 50 back-up copies of the paper.

    Quality publication that Sunday Times. It really is.

  21. annon J orei
    October 29th, 2007 @ 8:38 pm

    B****k Bastarde.
    White Bastards.
    Fuucken P***ys.
    I comm herre 1 weex nou.

  22. Proud Englishman
    October 29th, 2007 @ 8:59 pm

    You stupid twats. Read these posts. Only us English can correct your mess…..Bunch of thick Bog Swimmers you are….THICK! Once again, I will be in Dublin in a few weeks. I will be singing in your pub soon.

    Proud Englishman

  23. Groucho
    October 29th, 2007 @ 10:08 pm

    Ere’ Twenty wots he proud of that engleesh cunt ?

  24. Twenty Major
    October 29th, 2007 @ 10:10 pm

    No idea. I’d like to see him come to Ron’s for a pint.

    Wait. No I wouldn’t, the witless clit.

  25. alfie
    October 29th, 2007 @ 10:28 pm

    Ere’ Groucho wot you onabout you caunt?

  26. Bearhunter
    October 30th, 2007 @ 12:36 am

    Caro, for fuck’s sake, don’t leave me in suspenders…what was the MOST disgusting thing you ever saw in a pub?

  27. OneForTheRoad
    October 30th, 2007 @ 1:18 am

    I regularly see a man in my local inject Guinness into his own stomach with a big veterinary syringe..

  28. DaSchmo
    October 30th, 2007 @ 4:01 am

    About 5 or 6 years ago I ate 2 packs of rashers, 2 packs of sausages, a black and white pudding and 6 eggs in a whole french stick for the lads entertainment. By half way through I was really strugglign but i managed to get it all down me for about 5 seconds and then proceeded to puke the lot right back up in the back garden. My friend’s dog Buttons (a little rat of a thing) started nibbling away at my puke which we all thoght was hillarious at the time. What wasnt so funny was that 3 days later poor Buttons had a stroke from all the grease – not good for dogs apparently. To this day Buttons walks with his head hangign down to one side because of it.

  29. rory
    October 30th, 2007 @ 5:07 am

    announcement? looks fine to me Carol. If ur gonna nit-pick find some real knits..

  30. JC Skinner
    October 30th, 2007 @ 10:10 am

    He edited it, Rory, dahling. Constant updating, that’s the power of the interweb, doncha know.

  31. Twenty Major
    October 30th, 2007 @ 10:20 am

    I did edit, some fine sub-editing JC.

  32. JC Skinner
    October 30th, 2007 @ 12:02 pm

    I doff my imaginary tinfoil hat to your ineffable sub-editing ability, 20.

  33. Twenty Major
    October 30th, 2007 @ 12:41 pm

    Imaginary. I believe you, thousands wouldn’t.

  34. fong
    October 30th, 2007 @ 6:51 pm

    Clit is a seriously underused word these days.

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