For your information

Posted on | October 28, 2007 | 20 Comments

Only a seasoned cereal eater could take a blindfold test and taste the difference between real Shreddies and Tesco’s own brand malt flakes.

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20 Responses to “For your information”

  1. maggot
    October 28th, 2007 @ 9:45 am

    Product placement or full blown sponsorship ?

  2. Twenty Major
    October 28th, 2007 @ 9:58 am

    Nothing but the voice of experience, my wriggly chum.

  3. maggot
    October 28th, 2007 @ 10:55 am

    Yay! I’ve been promoted to “chum” !

    You have made my day Twenty.

  4. fatmammycat
    October 28th, 2007 @ 11:56 am

    Bollocks, Tesco’s haven’t been knitted by Nannies.

  5. Twenty Major
    October 28th, 2007 @ 1:02 pm

    Probably knitted by slaves working for less than the minimum wage. That’s what makes them taste so good.

  6. Joan of Argghh!
    October 28th, 2007 @ 1:19 pm

    Store brands are sometimes even better, depending on the manufacturer. Just keep an empty box of the name brand on hand in case you have a sleepover guest you wish to impress, Twenty.

    I mean a sleepover guest that can survive Bastardface and Throatripper.

  7. maggot
    October 28th, 2007 @ 1:34 pm

    I’ll take supermarkets seriously when they introduce Own Brand cigarettes with substantial savings for their customers.

  8. Bock the Robber
    October 28th, 2007 @ 2:18 pm

    You should try the new Prophet-Beard brand. It’s made from the facial hair of Jihadist cereal killers.

  9. porridge
    October 28th, 2007 @ 3:31 pm

    breakfast cereals are for noddies. a pack of smokes and lots of coffee really sets you up for the day.

  10. 10 Park Drive
    October 28th, 2007 @ 3:39 pm

    Shreddies? Yuk! I trust you boil the skid marks out of them before you eat them.

  11. tony s
    October 28th, 2007 @ 10:58 pm

    ah for fuck’s sake, the packets are a different size. ask me a hard one

  12. Lung the Younger
    October 29th, 2007 @ 8:55 am

    Whereas a seasoned guinness drinker and Marmite conoisseur like meself probably couldn’t tell either of them from a Brillo pad.

  13. arthur
    October 29th, 2007 @ 8:59 am

    What’s wrong with the traditional sunday morning breakfast, a Fart, a Fag, and a Fuck.?

  14. Red Mum
    October 29th, 2007 @ 10:54 am

    I wouldn’t have taken you as a shreddies man, you learn something new everyday.

  15. Twenty Major
    October 29th, 2007 @ 10:55 am

    I rotate my cereals throughout the year.

  16. TheDailyMagnet
    October 29th, 2007 @ 2:35 pm

    That’s funny I’d have taken you for more of an oat bran man.

  17. Giver O'Shite
    October 30th, 2007 @ 8:34 am

    Bring back Puffa Puffa Rice, that’s what I say. And also those weird malty oaty square yokes (name and brand long forgotten) and the old saucer-shaped Special K that were way tastier than the shitey rip-off modern ones.

    Fuck it, why stop there? Bring back trick-sticks, Texan bars, Funny Feet and Thattaways

  18. galorepussy
    October 30th, 2007 @ 10:53 am

    honey monster

  19. G G Allin
    October 30th, 2007 @ 10:56 am

    Cereal is for girls.

    3 Rashers,
    3 Sausages,
    1 Egg,
    9 Mushrooms,
    2 Pudding (white),
    1 Mug of Strong Tea,
    2 Slices of Toast
    1 Copy of the Times,
    Peace and Quite.

    That is a breakfast of a champion.

  20. Blogger
    November 3rd, 2007 @ 4:26 pm

    I have friends that can tell the difference between Heinz and Heinz Organic catsup.

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