20 Responses to “For your information”

• maggot Says:
  October 28th, 2007 at 9:45 am

  Product placement or full blown sponsorship ?
• Twenty Major Says:
  October 28th, 2007 at 9:58 am

  Nothing but the voice of experience, my wriggly chum.
• maggot Says:
  October 28th, 2007 at 10:55 am

  Yay! I’ve been promoted to “chum” !

  You have made my day Twenty.
• fatmammycat Says:
  October 28th, 2007 at 11:56 am

  Bollocks, Tesco’s haven’t been knitted by Nannies.
• Twenty Major Says:
  October 28th, 2007 at 1:02 pm

  Probably knitted by slaves working for less than the minimum wage. That’s what makes them taste so good.
• Joan of Argghh! Says:
  October 28th, 2007 at 1:19 pm

  Store brands are sometimes even better, depending on the manufacturer. Just keep an empty box of the name brand on hand in case you have a sleepover guest you wish to impress, Twenty.

  I mean a sleepover guest that can survive Bastardface and Throatripper.
• maggot Says:
  October 28th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

  I’ll take supermarkets seriously when they introduce Own Brand cigarettes with substantial savings for their customers.
• Bock the Robber Says:
  October 28th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

  You should try the new Prophet-Beard brand. It’s made from the facial hair of Jihadist cereal killers.
• porridge Says:
  October 28th, 2007 at 3:31 pm

  breakfast cereals are for noddies. a pack of smokes and lots of coffee really sets you up for the day.
• 10 Park Drive Says:
  October 28th, 2007 at 3:39 pm

  Shreddies? Yuk! I trust you boil the skid marks out of them before you eat them.
• tony s Says:
  October 28th, 2007 at 10:58 pm

  ah for fuck’s sake, the packets are a different size. ask me a hard one
• Lung the Younger Says:
  October 29th, 2007 at 8:55 am

  Whereas a seasoned guinness drinker and Marmite conoisseur like meself probably couldn’t tell either of them from a Brillo pad.
• arthur Says:
  October 29th, 2007 at 8:59 am

  What’s wrong with the traditional sunday morning breakfast, a Fart, a Fag, and a Fuck.?
• Red Mum Says:
  October 29th, 2007 at 10:54 am

  I wouldn’t have taken you as a shreddies man, you learn something new everyday.
• Twenty Major Says:
  October 29th, 2007 at 10:55 am

  I rotate my cereals throughout the year.
• TheDailyMagnet Says:
  October 29th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

  That’s funny I’d have taken you for more of an oat bran man.
• Giver O'Shite Says:
  October 30th, 2007 at 8:34 am

  Bring back Puffa Puffa Rice, that’s what I say. And also those weird malty oaty square yokes (name and brand long forgotten) and the old saucer-shaped Special K that were way tastier than the shitey rip-off modern ones.

  Fuck it, why stop there? Bring back trick-sticks, Texan bars, Funny Feet and Thattaways
• galorepussy Says:
  October 30th, 2007 at 10:53 am

  honey monster
• G G Allin Says:
  October 30th, 2007 at 10:56 am

  Cereal is for girls.

  3 Rashers,
  3 Sausages,
  1 Egg,
  9 Mushrooms,
  2 Pudding (white),
  1 Mug of Strong Tea,
  2 Slices of Toast
  1 Copy of the Times,
  Peace and Quite.

  That is a breakfast of a champion.
• Blogger Says:
  November 3rd, 2007 at 4:26 pm

  I have friends that can tell the difference between Heinz and Heinz Organic catsup.

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