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Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on October 28th, 2007
Only a seasoned cereal eater could take a blindfold test and taste the difference between real Shreddies and Tesco’s own brand malt flakes.
Only a seasoned cereal eater could take a blindfold test and taste the difference between real Shreddies and Tesco’s own brand malt flakes.
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Product placement or full blown sponsorship ?
October 28th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Nothing but the voice of experience, my wriggly chum.
October 28th, 2007 at 9:58 am
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Yay! I’ve been promoted to “chum” !
You have made my day Twenty.
October 28th, 2007 at 10:55 am
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Bollocks, Tesco’s haven’t been knitted by Nannies.
October 28th, 2007 at 11:56 am
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Probably knitted by slaves working for less than the minimum wage. That’s what makes them taste so good.
October 28th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
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Store brands are sometimes even better, depending on the manufacturer. Just keep an empty box of the name brand on hand in case you have a sleepover guest you wish to impress, Twenty.
I mean a sleepover guest that can survive Bastardface and Throatripper.
October 28th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
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I’ll take supermarkets seriously when they introduce Own Brand cigarettes with substantial savings for their customers.
October 28th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
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You should try the new Prophet-Beard brand. It’s made from the facial hair of Jihadist cereal killers.
October 28th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
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breakfast cereals are for noddies. a pack of smokes and lots of coffee really sets you up for the day.
October 28th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
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Shreddies? Yuk! I trust you boil the skid marks out of them before you eat them.
October 28th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
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ah for fuck’s sake, the packets are a different size. ask me a hard one
October 28th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
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Whereas a seasoned guinness drinker and Marmite conoisseur like meself probably couldn’t tell either of them from a Brillo pad.
October 29th, 2007 at 8:55 am
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What’s wrong with the traditional sunday morning breakfast, a Fart, a Fag, and a Fuck.?
October 29th, 2007 at 8:59 am
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I wouldn’t have taken you as a shreddies man, you learn something new everyday.
October 29th, 2007 at 10:54 am
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I rotate my cereals throughout the year.
October 29th, 2007 at 10:55 am
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That’s funny I’d have taken you for more of an oat bran man.
October 29th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
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Bring back Puffa Puffa Rice, that’s what I say. And also those weird malty oaty square yokes (name and brand long forgotten) and the old saucer-shaped Special K that were way tastier than the shitey rip-off modern ones.
Fuck it, why stop there? Bring back trick-sticks, Texan bars, Funny Feet and Thattaways
October 30th, 2007 at 8:34 am
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honey monster
October 30th, 2007 at 10:53 am
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Cereal is for girls.
3 Rashers,
3 Sausages,
1 Egg,
9 Mushrooms,
2 Pudding (white),
1 Mug of Strong Tea,
2 Slices of Toast
1 Copy of the Times,
Peace and Quite.
That is a breakfast of a champion.
October 30th, 2007 at 10:56 am
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I have friends that can tell the difference between Heinz and Heinz Organic catsup.
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:26 pm
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