Only a seasoned cereal eater could take a blindfold test and taste the difference between real Shreddies and Tesco’s own brand malt flakes.
Only a seasoned cereal eater could take a blindfold test and taste the difference between real Shreddies and Tesco’s own brand malt flakes.
Product placement or full blown sponsorship ?
Nothing but the voice of experience, my wriggly chum.
Yay! I’ve been promoted to “chum” !
You have made my day Twenty.
Bollocks, Tesco’s haven’t been knitted by Nannies.
Probably knitted by slaves working for less than the minimum wage. That’s what makes them taste so good.
Store brands are sometimes even better, depending on the manufacturer. Just keep an empty box of the name brand on hand in case you have a sleepover guest you wish to impress, Twenty.
I mean a sleepover guest that can survive Bastardface and Throatripper.
I’ll take supermarkets seriously when they introduce Own Brand cigarettes with substantial savings for their customers.
You should try the new Prophet-Beard brand. It’s made from the facial hair of Jihadist cereal killers.
breakfast cereals are for noddies. a pack of smokes and lots of coffee really sets you up for the day.
Shreddies? Yuk! I trust you boil the skid marks out of them before you eat them.
ah for fuck’s sake, the packets are a different size. ask me a hard one
Whereas a seasoned guinness drinker and Marmite conoisseur like meself probably couldn’t tell either of them from a Brillo pad.
What’s wrong with the traditional sunday morning breakfast, a Fart, a Fag, and a Fuck.?
I wouldn’t have taken you as a shreddies man, you learn something new everyday.
I rotate my cereals throughout the year.
That’s funny I’d have taken you for more of an oat bran man.
Bring back Puffa Puffa Rice, that’s what I say. And also those weird malty oaty square yokes (name and brand long forgotten) and the old saucer-shaped Special K that were way tastier than the shitey rip-off modern ones.
Fuck it, why stop there? Bring back trick-sticks, Texan bars, Funny Feet and Thattaways
honey monster
Cereal is for girls.
3 Rashers,
3 Sausages,
1 Egg,
9 Mushrooms,
2 Pudding (white),
1 Mug of Strong Tea,
2 Slices of Toast
1 Copy of the Times,
Peace and Quite.
That is a breakfast of a champion.
I have friends that can tell the difference between Heinz and Heinz Organic catsup.