20 comments

1. maggot says:

   Product placement or full blown sponsorship ?

   October 28th, 2007 at 9:45 am
   

2. Twenty Major says:

   Nothing but the voice of experience, my wriggly chum.

   October 28th, 2007 at 9:58 am
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3. maggot says:

   Yay! I’ve been promoted to “chum” !

   You have made my day Twenty.

   October 28th, 2007 at 10:55 am
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4. fatmammycat says:

   Bollocks, Tesco’s haven’t been knitted by Nannies.

   October 28th, 2007 at 11:56 am
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5. Twenty Major says:

   Probably knitted by slaves working for less than the minimum wage. That’s what makes them taste so good.

   October 28th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
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6. Joan of Argghh! says:

   Store brands are sometimes even better, depending on the manufacturer. Just keep an empty box of the name brand on hand in case you have a sleepover guest you wish to impress, Twenty.

   I mean a sleepover guest that can survive Bastardface and Throatripper.

   October 28th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
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7. maggot says:

   I’ll take supermarkets seriously when they introduce Own Brand cigarettes with substantial savings for their customers.

   October 28th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
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8. Bock the Robber says:

   You should try the new Prophet-Beard brand. It’s made from the facial hair of Jihadist cereal killers.

   October 28th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
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9. porridge says:

   breakfast cereals are for noddies. a pack of smokes and lots of coffee really sets you up for the day.

   October 28th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
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10. 10 Park Drive says:

    Shreddies? Yuk! I trust you boil the skid marks out of them before you eat them.

    October 28th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
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11. tony s says:

    ah for fuck’s sake, the packets are a different size. ask me a hard one

    October 28th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
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12. Lung the Younger says:

    Whereas a seasoned guinness drinker and Marmite conoisseur like meself probably couldn’t tell either of them from a Brillo pad.

    October 29th, 2007 at 8:55 am
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13. arthur says:

    What’s wrong with the traditional sunday morning breakfast, a Fart, a Fag, and a Fuck.?

    October 29th, 2007 at 8:59 am
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14. Red Mum says:

    I wouldn’t have taken you as a shreddies man, you learn something new everyday.

    October 29th, 2007 at 10:54 am
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15. Twenty Major says:

    I rotate my cereals throughout the year.

    October 29th, 2007 at 10:55 am
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16. TheDailyMagnet says:

    That’s funny I’d have taken you for more of an oat bran man.

    October 29th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
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17. Giver O'Shite says:

    Bring back Puffa Puffa Rice, that’s what I say. And also those weird malty oaty square yokes (name and brand long forgotten) and the old saucer-shaped Special K that were way tastier than the shitey rip-off modern ones.

    Fuck it, why stop there? Bring back trick-sticks, Texan bars, Funny Feet and Thattaways

    October 30th, 2007 at 8:34 am
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18. galorepussy says:

    honey monster

    October 30th, 2007 at 10:53 am
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19. G G Allin says:

    Cereal is for girls.

    3 Rashers,
    3 Sausages,
    1 Egg,
    9 Mushrooms,
    2 Pudding (white),
    1 Mug of Strong Tea,
    2 Slices of Toast
    1 Copy of the Times,
    Peace and Quite.

    That is a breakfast of a champion.

    October 30th, 2007 at 10:56 am
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20. Blogger says:

    I have friends that can tell the difference between Heinz and Heinz Organic catsup.

    November 3rd, 2007 at 4:26 pm
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