Noel Dempsey is a stupid cunt
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on October 27th, 2007
This whole learner driver thing is ridiculous, is it not?
To be fair I think something had to be done about people who could drive forever having never taken or consistently failed their driving test but you’d like to think a little more than 4 days notice would be applied.
But then we shouldn’t be surprised about anything that the hapless Minister for Transport is part of. Remember he was the Minister for Communications who presided over a communications system that’s one step above tin cans and string and tried to tell everyone how great it was.
He’s also been a huge part of this interminably boring Aer Lingus/Shannon saga. Personally I couldn’t give fuck what Aer Lingus do in Shannon but the fact that we’ve been bombared with this most tedious of news stories for months is reason enough to hate him.
The L driver thing is fucking ridiculous though. How can you tell people they have just 4 days to make alternative arrangements, especially when the waiting times for people to do their test are so long? On the official driving test website they show the longest waiting times for some of the test centres:
Raheny (Dublin) - 43
Birr - 44
Clifden -42
Loughrea - 32
Roscommon - 35
Just a small sample. Oh, and those waiting times are WEEKS. 43 weeks to get a driving test and he and that cunt Gay Byrne are giving people 4 days? They’ve allowed this situation to exist for years without any attempt to rectify it, now they’re rushing through rules and regulations which do little but create more problems. What a fucking shambles.
While I understand the need to be seen to cut road deaths there are ways and means of doing it. You’d hope those would come about from long term planning, not short term headline making measures brought in without even informing the Gardai first.
But I think it’s a perfect indication of how seriously the government are taking road safety when they appoint a pious, bumptious ex-chat show host to the top job in the Road Safety Authority. So cunt off Dempsey, go fucking ride your bike, Gaybo, and get somebody in with just a touch of common sense to sort this mess out.
maybe you should do it diddy-boy..you got an opinion on everything..shiting..pissing, hair, suicide etc his blog is a figment of you imagination, its not happening..you sitting in your little sad room with pics of brit on the wall dirty dishes with half eaten regular pizza on them, getting cross and using cunt all the time while syncophants with nothing better to do join in your game and praise you for your wit/shit..while you write book, what colour will i be. You ecking waster id love to have you in me company for weekend id get you laid and beaten up in equal measures..then you can write your blog..you have something to fecking say then other tha “me hole hurts” “i think ive got a sore on me micky” “football is it only for footballers” GOOD GOD get fecking life or do what you constantly tell others to do..fecking jump into the liffy nd dont repet dont hold your breath. little shite ya.
October 27th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Icouldn’t give a shit for the ‘poor provisional’ drivers.
There was some tit from Clara in Offaly complaining about how he had a provisional lisence and had to drive to Dublin every day to work, to feed his wife and kid.. etc…. He had a fucking provisional licence for the last 6 years, the waiting list isn’t that long..
Anyone on their second PL should have to show a letter saying they’ve applied for the test or should get fined.
Anyone on their first provisional licence always had to have a full licence holder with them when they were driving anyway…… cunts
October 27th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
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Get to know some one in one of the offices, my neighbour got to know some one in the Mayo office, they in turn knew some one in a Dublin office, after driving on a provisional licence for four years had his name put to the top of the waiting list, three weeks later got his test and passed, he still can’t drive but that’s beside the point.
Oh, he’s a civil servant.
He dosen’t know how to use a computer but he’s just been given a brand new shiny one to sit and look at allday, don’t worry he won’t be making a comment here he dosen’t know how to, he says Brtie is worth every penny and more.
October 27th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
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I totally agree Twenty, but Gaybo wasn’t responsible for the 4 days notice - that’s all Dempsey’s doing. Gaybo comes up with the rules, Dempsey decides how to implement them.
October 27th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
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Little Laddie - fuck off, you really are the most tedious cunt to have ever used the comments on this blog in all the three years.
And there have been some seriously tedious cunts.
He had a fucking provisional licence for the last 6 years, the waiting list isn’t that long..
Absolutely agree there’s no excuse for people like that, however, the reality is that they have allowed this situation to exist for years. It’s right that they’re trying to do something about it but they cannot just give people 4 days notice.
And what about people who are waiting for their tests. How do they get to the test centre on the day of the examination if they have nobody to go with them?
October 27th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
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Fair enough, Brian. Gaybo is still a huge cupid’s-bow of a cunt though.
October 27th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
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Just read that most Americans think they were made by God, fuck knows what they’r going to be like when evolution gets there?
October 27th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
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But sure it’s all a load of shite anyway… “common sense approach”… which translates into “As you were. I just wanted to be seen to be doing something”. I’m sure there’s a Larson cartoon for the concept… with cows in it.
October 27th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
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I have been driving for 20 years without ever taking a test or having a licence. Hasn’t done me any harm.
October 27th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
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A great day to announce you are getting a raise though.
October 27th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
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not sure about that 20.
I believe Dempsey is one of the smartest they have.
This totally infeasible announcement is timed to perfection to offset the scandalous pay rise.
i’;d say they are sniggering to themselves on how well it worked.
as someone else said somewhere
if this was France the Dáil would be torched by now.
too right.
October 27th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
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Did he need to justify his brand new pay rise?
October 27th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
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Neilc, how the fuck can you honestly think Dempsey is SMART ? The man is completely useless at anything he attemps to do !
That said, I have as much simpathy for him as I do for provisional drivers. This has been coming for years. The 4 day lead in is stupid, a few months would have been better. But it is well intentioned. Too many people are being killed on the roads, and sucsesive governments have sat on their hand and done nothing.
I’ll give you two examples:
A woman of around 20 buys a 98 Nissan Micra, insures it, and starts to drive to work every day as ‘practice’ for her test. She does this for 3 weeks until she crashes the car through a wall and into a lampost, writing the car off and giving herself 4 days in Naas hospital.
Next is a young man of 21. He buys a 95 Corolla, and mounts a roundabout. He was driving too fast. He repairs the car, only to do the same again. This time he rolls the car, but gets away unhurt. He then gets another car which to this day, he has crashed 3 more times into a tree, and twice into other cars. He is still driving.
Between these two people there is less than 12 months driving experience, but together they have had half a dozen crashes, 5 nights in hospital, and written off 2 cars!
These new laws are to keep people like this OFF THE ROAD !
I do think people like this will kill themselves eventually, and not a day too soon. So long as they dont take me with them.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
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Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play…
The mask has slipped Redbeard is Eminem.
October 27th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
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20 u little shitehound, course im tedious..when im compared to your ” me shoulder has a hair growing out of it” who wouldnt sound tedious..i think its a bit near the truth i am thats the issue. Either that or your jealous of me and Berni..im glad i have the accolade of been the most tedious..that shows how low this blog must be for me to contrib to it. he he he..every other blog is too interesting for me to be apart of it so ive sunk to my own level. welcome me home diddy-boy..im suprised you haven’t got a hair growing in the palm of your hand all the pulling you do.there can be no one on here who dont know that your a little student type with a very narrow view of life and sexual experience who uses cunt cuz its very very naughty. im sick of reading your shite threads..so fuck you, you little CUNT and may your balls explode with the fact you dont get any sex outside of your own hand..tip, put your hand in freezer let it go numb then close your eyes and u can pretend its dave whos tossing you off. it most be said without doubt YOUR threads are the most tedious which was why i stayed..i like to sample the foolish side of life and ur deff it. if i could only get me hands on your scrawney neck id suffocate so charisma into ya.. get real, get interesting and get fucked you little bastard.
October 27th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
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Cheerio.
October 27th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
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The dress has fallen around his hairy ankles little laddie is a provisional drivers licence holder.
October 27th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
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Sorry Sarah, I’m not Eminem. But I think LittleLaddie is Noel Dempsey’s alter ego ! Jesus man will you ever relax, calm down, and learn how to spell!!! Either that, or your a 10 year old kid who robbed his daddy’s laptop.
October 27th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
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Little Laddie - fuck off, you really are the most tedious cunt to have ever used the comments on this blog in all the three years.
You never say nice things like that to me - weeps.
I’d raise the age to hold a license to 21 - get rid of the boy racers - outlaw all these free insurance deals on cars, shoot Jeremy Clarkson and co who glamorise speed - and allow armed Gardai to hand out summary justice to dangerous drivers.
October 27th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
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my 10 year old makes more sense, so don’t go insulting 10 year olds
October 27th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
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Laddie, an obvious question, but what the fuck are you doing on this site if you think it is so shit. You don’t appear to be a barrel of laughs yourself.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
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hey, there is an off butt———————-
October 27th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
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why im on jere! i died you cunts and im in hell but now ive been forgiven nd im off to join the real after world..
Redbeard.dont be ashamed that i cant spell..sure isnt it well known we Irish as thick!
Sarah, what are you doing out of the bed/kitchen to be writing anything, get your drawers off and get over the kitchen table you hoor ya.
tony s(hit) you ten year old proberly doing crack as well so fuck you and mind you child instead of making comments from you hole, now fuck ye’s and ill check to see if you say anything about me which will only keep me replying..now get real you sad sad cunts bastards..any hoors want me say your prayers and god might give you your wish..interesting blog????? for fuck sake…book out of it…for fuck sake….cunts! right-on.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:13 am
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Jokes on you I am not wearing any drawers.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:21 am
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You Fuckwanks need us back!
Proud Englishman
October 28th, 2007 at 2:44 am
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I’m moving back to Ireland , I hear there are great opportunities for freelance crash test dummies
October 28th, 2007 at 9:11 am
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FF’s re-election shows Ireland is knee deep in dummies.
October 28th, 2007 at 9:50 am
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“I have been driving for 20 years without ever taking a test or having a licence. Hasn’t done me any harm”
Just like my brother, never hurts himself but has dented cars galore and had many near misses because he can’t drive properly and needs to take a test. So many unnecessary deaths on our roads because these learner drivers are on the loose for so long. BTW, I passed on my second test.
October 28th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
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Think yerselves lucky. Down here, in the land of the long white sheep, the driving age is 15, it takes a week to get a test, cars are as cheap as fuck, insurance is not mandatory and a blind Indian Macaque could pass the test.
At least you’ve tried to price “yutes” off the road, albeit as a by-product of gross ineptitude. Still, every cloud….
October 28th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
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BTW what’s a “fuckwank”? Is it a fuck or a wank?
October 28th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
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“You Fuckwanks need us back!
Proud Englishman”
What do you mean “back”? Go to Temple Bar any night of the week and see Albion’s finest shrieking hen-night harridan wannabe fooballer’s wives, fake tan glowing orange on their lager-swolen bodies shoehorned into tanktops and thongs.
You have much to be proud of indeed.
Now go have your fuckwank and be gone.
October 29th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
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That was a good one Giver. Are you trying to say we never left? You need us to come back and run things. Your Pols and Leaders are thickly and quickly mucking everything up. Admit it. I am English and I am PROUD. Coming to Dublin in a few weeks for business. You will hear me singing in your pub soon.
Back to your bogs!
Proud Englishman
October 29th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
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Is it maybe when you’re havin’ a wank but you do the thrusting motions instead of perhaps moving the hand?
Typical pom - have to do everything the hard way!
October 30th, 2007 at 12:07 am
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Twenty, why don’t you nuke that Little Laddie dickwad?
Free speech hardly entails wasting all our fucking time and your bandwidth. Yes, it’s nice to sample the various loons and their opinions out there, but enough is enough.
Nuke ‘em, nuke ‘em, nuke ‘em………
October 30th, 2007 at 8:22 am
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Little Laddie- Having a little tantrum and hurling abuse at Twenty is all well and good, hope you really enjoy the anonymity of it. But at least try and use proper grammar and spelling. Otherwise you just sound like a prepubescent loser. And by the way, abusing someone in multiple posts while telling them to get a life is both ironic and hypocritical. Consider yourself educated on the subject.
October 30th, 2007 at 11:31 am
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