Comments on: Death by monkey http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: MisterCrowley http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15176 MisterCrowley Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:51:23 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15176 heh...as good an excuse as ever for relaxing gun laws...feckin monkeys (I'm from the monkey plagued city) heh…as good an excuse as ever for relaxing gun laws…feckin monkeys (I’m from the monkey plagued city)

]]> By: Twenty Major http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15165 Twenty Major Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:30:59 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15165 hah hah

]]> By: Tomaltach http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15163 Tomaltach Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:22:04 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15163 A horde of wild monkeys has invaded the Irish capital, Dublin. A quick response from the authorities ensured public safety by coralling the Monkeys into a house on Kildare street. Soon after, internecene strife broke out between the monkeys and they are now throwing shit at each other from opposite sides of the house. In order to prevent a further attack on the public, the authorities have agreed to pay the monkeys up to 200k per year if they promise to stay within the confines of the house and keep their shit from spilling out into the streets. A horde of wild monkeys has invaded the Irish capital, Dublin. A quick response from the authorities ensured public safety by coralling the Monkeys into a house on Kildare street. Soon after, internecene strife broke out between the monkeys and they are now throwing shit at each other from opposite sides of the house. In order to prevent a further attack on the public, the authorities have agreed to pay the monkeys up to 200k per year if they promise to stay within the confines of the house and keep their shit from spilling out into the streets.

]]> By: Northside Langer http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15148 Northside Langer Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:31:14 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15148 Ye couldn't make it up.... The fact that they're thinking of bringing in larger monkeys to attack the smaller ones ( ye'd think their primate problems were bad enough) is like a great big monkey-cock shaped cherry on the top of that story Ye couldn’t make it up….

The fact that they’re thinking of bringing in larger monkeys to attack the smaller ones ( ye’d think their primate problems were bad enough) is like a great big monkey-cock shaped cherry on the top of that story

]]> By: johnny rotten http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15123 johnny rotten Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:27:44 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15123 jack ,go to peckham it all ready is jack ,go to peckham it all ready is

]]> By: JackMcMad http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15116 JackMcMad Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:12:08 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15116 "Oh, brilliant. Training bigger monkeys to go after the smaller monkeys. Where will it end?" The telecommunications company I work for has employed large monkeys to keep smaller monkeys off our satellite dishes in our African sites because they disrupt communications. It's not as far fetched as you think. Regarding the article: It's the start of what will eventually become 'The Planet of the Apes'!!! “Oh, brilliant. Training bigger monkeys to go after the smaller monkeys. Where will it end?”

The telecommunications company I work for has employed large monkeys to keep smaller monkeys off our satellite dishes in our African sites because they disrupt communications. It’s not as far fetched as you think.

Regarding the article:

It’s the start of what will eventually become ‘The Planet of the Apes’!!!

]]> By: Lewis Hamilton http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15101 Lewis Hamilton Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:07:33 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15101 he was in Hartlepool he was in Hartlepool

]]> By: alfie http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15100 alfie Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:06:20 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15100 Where is the Proud Englishman this morning, has he gone back to being British. We have them Monkeys here in England, I saw one of them driving a car! Where is the Proud Englishman this morning, has he gone back to being British.
We have them Monkeys here in England, I saw one of them driving a car!

]]> By: Littlesapling http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15099 Littlesapling Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:04:45 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15099 Lung..Giggle Do you think we could borrow a few of those apes for a week and incarcerate them with the 'celebrity' inmates on that show?. I, for one would consider it worth the price of my tv licence to see either Mickey Joe Harte or Victoria Mary Clarke (she's engaged to Shane McGowan don't you know) grappling with rabid monkeys. Lung..Giggle

Do you think we could borrow a few of those apes for a week and incarcerate them with the ‘celebrity’ inmates on that show?.
I, for one would consider it worth the price of my tv licence to see either Mickey Joe Harte or Victoria Mary Clarke (she’s engaged to Shane McGowan don’t you know) grappling with rabid monkeys.

]]> By: Lung the Younger http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15098 Lung the Younger Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:51:01 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/21/death-by-monkey/#comment-15098 Even though he changed his name, his address, got married and landed himself a top job, deep down Mowgli knew that King Louie would eventually catch up with him. You can’t outrun the long arm of the apes forever. Even though he changed his name, his address, got married and landed himself a top job, deep down Mowgli knew that King Louie would eventually catch up with him. You can’t outrun the long arm of the apes forever.

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