Comments on: Phone call http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: little laddie http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14221 little laddie Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:07:41 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14221 you have! im not contesting the micky pulling contest this year, my eyes are completely shot and strangely enough ive started to like classical music. Is there some connection? you have! im not contesting the micky pulling contest this year, my eyes are completely shot and strangely enough ive started to like classical music. Is there some connection?

]]> By: little laddie http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14220 little laddie Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:03:47 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14220 20, put on my tree squirrel reply? 20, put on my tree squirrel reply?

]]> By: maggot http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14219 maggot Sun, 07 Oct 2007 19:12:54 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14219 If Dave is out of Dublin for a while Twenty could you ask him if there's any chance he could pop over to Krankieland and challenge my not-ex-enough-missus to a duel with a sledgehammer? I'd make it worth his while! If Dave is out of Dublin for a while Twenty could you ask him if there’s any chance he could pop over to Krankieland and challenge my not-ex-enough-missus to a duel with a sledgehammer? I’d make it worth his while!

]]> By: little laddie http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14218 little laddie Sun, 07 Oct 2007 17:36:10 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14218 Steph! what the feck are you talking about.. "giant dildo" Is this one of your dreams? Are you typing in your sleep? Calm down and drink a bottle of gin, gallon of mad cows milk and a large bucket of weed killer, that will soon stop those type of dreams. Although you might find yourself rubbing up against trees in a provocative manner. Tree shagging i think they call it. Many squirrels have abandonded their homes, holes in trees, because of the invasion of knobs and minges into their living rooms, although i heard one clever and militant squirrel being thus evicted ran up the minge of one of the female tree shaggers and lives there in harmony with its host. Her many boyfirends, she doesnt seem to be able to keep them for any length of time, have been injured by having their micky's bitten and have sued her. The squirrel understandably isnt keen on being evicted again and refuses to testify at her many court appearances in case another squirrel or one of the pink sausage like creaures that disturbs him regularly moves in and squats while he is in the dock. who could blame him? As for the poor old woodpeckers, well they are related to peckers and are not too bothered by the disturbance, looking on it as having an unruly relative stopping by for a minute or two..its the spitting on the floor they dont like. Steph! what the feck are you talking about.. “giant dildo” Is this one of your dreams? Are you typing in your sleep? Calm down and drink a bottle of gin, gallon of mad cows milk and a large bucket of weed killer, that will soon stop those type of dreams. Although you might find yourself rubbing up against trees in a provocative manner. Tree shagging i think they call it. Many squirrels have abandonded their homes, holes in trees, because of the invasion of knobs and minges into their living rooms, although i heard one clever and militant squirrel being thus evicted ran up the minge of one of the female tree shaggers and lives there in harmony with its host. Her many boyfirends, she doesnt seem to be able to keep them for any length of time, have been injured by having their micky’s bitten and have sued her. The squirrel understandably isnt keen on being evicted again and refuses to testify at her many court appearances in case another squirrel or one of the pink sausage like creaures that disturbs him regularly moves in and squats while he is in the dock. who could blame him? As for the poor old woodpeckers, well they are related to peckers and are not too bothered by the disturbance, looking on it as having an unruly relative stopping by for a minute or two..its the spitting on the floor they dont like.

]]> By: steph http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14216 steph Sun, 07 Oct 2007 06:00:59 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14216 The problem was he was using his hand. If he'd been using a giant dildo to scratch that itch, nobody would have batted an eyelid, least of all yank.....they're all gagging for it you know. The problem was he was using his hand. If he’d been using a giant dildo to scratch that itch, nobody would have batted an eyelid, least of all yank…..they’re all gagging for it you know.

]]> By: little laddie http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14215 little laddie Sat, 06 Oct 2007 22:36:52 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14215 Polish Paddy, The Yanks invaded poland 1939 and caused the second world war 11 ( as ive seen it written ) not sure if that means they caused the second world war eleven times but its all the same if your hole is itchy isnt it? I did hear the Yanks had an Omaha hoor working the south side of the river! They knew she was a yank coz she chewed gum as you rode her and would tell you to "have a nice day" as you regreted your horny impulsive action and checked your micky for scabs. Hooligan is my surname! We spell it that way but we pronounce it O'Malley because of the stigma attached to it and other obvious reasons which are not always so obvious. Other than that i have no more to say on hole scratching, but if its micky pulling your talking then im your man, ive won the micky tugging contest three years on the trot or pull-as it were- ive never collected me trophy from the address on the certificate, me eyes not being what they used to be (although they were always eyes, not legs or arms or anything) i cant read street signs very well. where is wanker street on the north side? does it exsist or is someone pulling me wire besides meself? Polish Paddy, The Yanks invaded poland 1939 and caused the second world war 11 ( as ive seen it written ) not sure if that means they caused the second world war eleven times but its all the same if your hole is itchy isnt it?

I did hear the Yanks had an Omaha hoor working the south side of the river! They knew she was a yank coz she chewed gum as you rode her and would tell you to “have a nice day” as you regreted your horny impulsive action and checked your micky for scabs.

Hooligan is my surname! We spell it that way but we pronounce it O’Malley because of the stigma attached to it and other obvious reasons which are not always so obvious.

Other than that i have no more to say on hole scratching, but if its micky pulling your talking then im your man, ive won the micky tugging contest three years on the trot or pull-as it were- ive never collected me trophy from the address on the certificate, me eyes not being what they used to be (although they were always eyes, not legs or arms or anything) i cant read street signs very well. where is wanker street on the north side? does it exsist or is someone pulling me wire besides meself?

]]> By: maggot http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14214 maggot Sat, 06 Oct 2007 17:46:10 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14214 <i>if she was from New Youk she’s probably Irish.</i> A fine example of an Irish bull ! if she was from New Youk she’s probably Irish.

A fine example of an Irish bull !

]]> By: Paddy in Poland http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14213 Paddy in Poland Sat, 06 Oct 2007 16:56:39 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14213 Laddie, when did the Yanks invade Poland? I presume you mean militarily? For sure, they've invaded everywhere economically and culturally. There is a zero tolerance policy on hole scratching here, unless you're a hooligan that is, then people just take it for granted you need need to have a stenching scent on your finger tips every waking moment. Laddie, when did the Yanks invade Poland? I presume you mean militarily? For sure, they’ve invaded everywhere economically and culturally.

There is a zero tolerance policy on hole scratching here, unless you’re a hooligan that is, then people just take it for granted you need need to have a stenching scent on your finger tips every waking moment.

]]> By: Dáithí http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14212 Dáithí Sat, 06 Oct 2007 16:45:19 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14212 Laddie, if she was from New Youk she's probably Irish. Laddie, if she was from New Youk she’s probably Irish.

]]> By: little laddie http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14210 little laddie Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:27:14 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/10/05/phone-call/#comment-14210 Yanks fecking Yanks! invaded poland, where paddy lives, and then caused a war and blew up me grandfathers wanking shed or his study as he liked to call it..perhaps because he studied porn there? People say i look like him, plus i pull me old wire at every opp..im barred out of every mcdonalds in europe..prejudice against tossers it is and me a born again europhille. Yanks fecking Yanks! invaded poland, where paddy lives, and then caused a war and blew up me grandfathers wanking shed or his study as he liked to call it..perhaps because he studied porn there? People say i look like him, plus i pull me old wire at every opp..im barred out of every mcdonalds in europe..prejudice against tossers it is and me a born again europhille.

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