Bill Clinton on Bertie Ahern
Posted on | October 5, 2007 | 33 Comments
I have to admit a grudging admiration for Bill Clinton. He’s quite an entertaining guy to listen to and anyone who can stay married to Hilary for all those years deserves some credit (equally, I’m sure there are people who would say the challenge is hers).
Anyway, leaving aside his ridiculous new book which is about how each of us can change the world (pfff, as if your average Guinness drinking, Major smoking man on the street gives a fish’s tit about changing the world), he’s been saying that he reckons Bertie Ahern could make it big ‘on the world stage’ when he’s finished as Taoiseach – which will be quite soon with any luck.
I’m not sure exactly what sort of role Clinton envisages for Bertie though. He’s hardly the most eloquent of speakers, is he? Would the private speaking tours be packed out to hear a short arsed little cunt stutter his way through some interminable speech?
“Dere was dis time when I bought dis house, roight? And dey didn’t tink I paid for it or someting but dey were all just a bunch of bollixes.”
“Oh, he’s like Oscar Wilde he’s so witty.”
Perhaps he means the world stage like Bertie could be an actor. I think that would be fine provided the stage was actually a film and the film was a hardcore follow up to Brokeback Mountain called ‘Brokeback Mountain II – This time the horse is getting some and it’s non-consensual’.
Personally I think Bertie, post politics, should be Ireland’s first astronaut. Get him up there on one of those safer than safe space shuttles and with any luck he’ll get sucked into some kind of wormhole and catapulted into the future like Buck Rogers and then it will be the people in the future that have to put up with him.
And I hope the iggy-biggy-biggy robot violates him more than the horse.
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October 5th, 2007 @ 9:35 am
I kind of like Clinton, but then I am comparing himwith GWB and that is a bit like comparing shite with shite. Its OK for Clinton to spew forth his ideas about changing the world, he isn’t fucking communting to work, worrying about paying the mortgage,the kids education etc etc.
As for Bertie, rip out his forked tongue and he could be the new Marcel Marceau, freaking out children throughout the world.
October 5th, 2007 @ 9:37 am
Oh and I wouldn’t slag off Hills, I am sure one of your degenerate readers has a thing for her, probably Maggot. You may rue the day you implied she was a bull dyke ball breaker.
October 5th, 2007 @ 9:46 am
Britney is the only one for me Krankie!
Twenty – is this personal, this thing you have about der fúhrer ?
October 5th, 2007 @ 9:48 am
Nah, I’m really not that bothered by Hilary.
October 5th, 2007 @ 9:49 am
Dear Sir,
My client, William Clinton, wishes it to be made clear that although he made errors in the past he has never been on Albert Ahern.
October 5th, 2007 @ 10:04 am
I resent being described as an “error in the past” see you in Court you ambulance chasing shitehawk
October 5th, 2007 @ 10:37 am
Hilary – I’m 5′ 2″, hour glass figure brunette – can we talk about this over dinner at my place ?
October 5th, 2007 @ 10:47 am
Heh’ politicians are all SUCK & BLOW !!!
October 5th, 2007 @ 11:39 am
Oi never had sex wit dah woman
October 5th, 2007 @ 11:42 am
ya don’t like Bertie then, do ya?
October 5th, 2007 @ 11:46 am
There’s more to this than meets the eye Peadar!
October 5th, 2007 @ 12:01 pm
Perhaps Twenty is to Bertie as Monica was to Bill?
October 5th, 2007 @ 12:06 pm
He should be on the first world-stage out of town.
October 5th, 2007 @ 12:07 pm
Nah PP – I think Twenty blames Daddy for Georgina throwing him over for that Westlife fella – she’ll regret it when he’s worth billions from the book!
October 5th, 2007 @ 12:41 pm
Bertie is a good guy, not perfect but not the fanatical corrupt fucker Twenty thinks he is. And you’s can all say what you like but he has presided over the country during its most successful time economically. We all forget how bad the eighties were and still there are many things wrong today but for its a hell of a lot better.
Personally I think twenty blames Bertie for The westlife fella dumping him for Georgina. I’ve said it before but Rons as always sounded a bit like Out on the Liffey. Hardly ever a woman in the place and they are very concerned with arses.
October 5th, 2007 @ 12:53 pm
Macdara – those sorts of fellas don’t stay in Ireland – they go abroad – to London to work in the media and even farther afield – like the Lebanon!!!
October 5th, 2007 @ 1:30 pm
guys, I’m over here
October 5th, 2007 @ 1:35 pm
you’ll never guess what I pulled outa from between me flaps just now, a bertie, feckin bertie ahearn was down there doing something rather odd. Got the little fecker out so I did, who’d a thought it eh
October 5th, 2007 @ 1:47 pm
Thats all very well and good to blather on about Clinton and your Irish chap. But of the two, which one has the biggest nose ?
October 5th, 2007 @ 1:55 pm
he he he – read it and weep bastards!
http://uk.news.launch.yahoo.com/dyna/article.html?a=/05102007/344/troubled-britney-scores-chart-hit.html&e=l_news_dm
October 5th, 2007 @ 1:56 pm
Ms Corr, I think you will find that my flaps far exceed yours. On my most recent minge flashing expedition a reportmer was overheard saying ” Fuck me how does she keep an elephant in her pants” It is true I pin them back with clothes pegs in windy weather.
It would take more than your puny Taoiseach to fill my void…
October 5th, 2007 @ 1:59 pm
That is an imposter!!!!
October 5th, 2007 @ 2:02 pm
Really??? and I thought it was the real Andrea Corr You deceitful Paddies.
October 5th, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
Bertie can take his developer friends and rebuild Iraq. There have been even bigger bags of cash moving around and disappearing there. He’d love it.
October 5th, 2007 @ 3:12 pm
I’ve said it before but Rons as always sounded a bit like Out on the Liffey. Hardly ever a woman in the place and they are very concerned with arses.
Women are more than welcome in Ron’s. They just don’t seem to like the smell too much.
October 5th, 2007 @ 3:15 pm
Bertie Aherne is a bollix!
Bill Clinton is a good guy, but he doesn’t have a clue what that ambitious, sneaky, lying cunt is really like!!
I’m with Twenty on this one!!
October 5th, 2007 @ 3:16 pm
bertie’s name is bartolomew not albert there fucknuts
October 5th, 2007 @ 3:51 pm
Tough Britney, I once found a high level un summit going on up my fanny, tables, chairs and conference centre and everything so I did
October 5th, 2007 @ 5:35 pm
Batholomew ? Jesus, no wonder the cunt is warped – his life must have been hell at school.
October 5th, 2007 @ 7:06 pm
who is bill clinton?
October 5th, 2007 @ 8:57 pm
The Smell on Rons bar is wicked hows does Twenty major stick it, here’s up the girls said the boys in the bar .
October 5th, 2007 @ 11:42 pm
i’ve no time for Clinton, i’d to endure him during the peace process talk all the bollocks of the day about us not killing each other and switching on christmas lights and people thinking of him as a saint. All the while his boys maurading about somalia and the likes killing kids without a thought. If we wanna kill each other he should stay out of it the saxaphone playing nonce.
January 7th, 2008 @ 11:15 am
It’s about time these evil murdering child abusing and corrupted catholics were put out of Ireland. Ireland belongs to the Irish people not the roman catholic church who’s constitution in Ireland gives them special privileged rights to use and abuse the Irish people as they please.
Catholic abuse lasts a life time.
The roman catholic church has access to children through the institutions of their freestate and free they are to do as they please.
Ireland belongs to the Irish people, it’s time to take it back.