Gangland debate my hole
Posted on | October 3, 2007 | 31 Comments
So the Minister of Justice is to have a Dail debate on the issue of gangland crime. I can imagine it now.
“…so in conclusion I would like to say that gangland crime is a bad thing and should be stopped. Thank you.”
“Your rebuttal?”
“Gangland crime is given a very bad coverage in the newspapers and on the telly and things. Personally I think these people are just misunderstood and we should try and help them to become better people, like monks or people from Chad.”
Seriously, what the fuck are they on about when they talk about having a debate?
They know who the gangland bosses are, they know where they live, where they are most of the time, what they do, how they do it, who they do it with and how often they do it. A debate is not going to do very much to stop them.
What would stop them is shooting them in the face. With a cannon. See, the problem now is that instead of just shooting each other they’ve taken to shooting policemen and innocent civilians so the rules, as far as I can see, have changed. There seemed to be this ‘let them on with it’ attitude and personally I have no problem with cunts from one gang taking out cunts from another gang. It makes not the slightest bit of difference to me.
However, they’ve changed their MO and so a different course of action is required. I’m immediately drawn to the Untouchables idea where we hire out very own Elliot Ness to come in and take down the baddies with his crack team of agents. In fact, I’d even be willing to consider Kevin Costner for the role. If he comes in and shoots gang members and gang leaders then he’s doing a good job. If they manage to shoot him then at least Kevin Costner is dead. It’s a win-win situation right there.
This horrible inaction is no good though. In one way I understand the unwillingness to go with a pre-emptive strike as America has shown the world that’s not exactly a good path to tread. Can you imagine a Blanchardstown full of insurgents blowing themselves up in their BMW 7 series car bombs? Not pretty. However, anything is better than sitting around in the Dail debating it. I reckon the whole thing is just a time filler for the politicians.
They have to be seen doing something so a pointless round of waffle about something everyone already knows the solution to is the perfect way to waste one of the less than 100 days per year they actually sit in the house, the wasters.
Less talking, more shooting.
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October 3rd, 2007 @ 9:05 am
Thought I’d check – Is Britney alowed on this thread?
David Soul is the man you want – after all he’s done it before.
October 3rd, 2007 @ 9:43 am
I’m all for fucking so called justice out the window and bringing in real justice… Vigilante style…
Fuck David Soul, what you pasty white muthafuckers need is John Shaft… (Cue seventies beat and swirling violins..)
Get him to go around shooting these cunts in their faces as a lesson… Cunts like this think life is cheap and wouldn’t hesitate to kill innocents… Twenty’s right the rules have changed and they misuse our rules to get away with murder… So them how cheap their lives are…
October 3rd, 2007 @ 9:46 am
I think the approach should be less about flying lead/depleted uranium and more about talk.
You see mobsters have feelings too and perhaps they feel the state/family unit/society has let them down so they need to express their feelings somehow and of course they need to earn a crust like the rest of us. Perhaps more social workers are required.
Alternatively you could call in the A Team: a good stern lecture from Mr T would soon see them mend their ways.
October 3rd, 2007 @ 10:00 am
Round them up and send them to Antarctica. One way. Then bill their families for the air fare.
October 3rd, 2007 @ 10:01 am
The politicians that is. As for the criminals, I would favour scaphism
October 3rd, 2007 @ 10:20 am
And when McDowell is eating lead in front of his wife and kids… We can send in the social workers to talk to the poor dealers and gangsters “wot never ad no chance in life” to council them and give a free holidays to help them recover from the trauma of growing up in a deprived area…
Then when when they are in Spain invite them to their free villa and pour concrete on the cunts while they are still alive and leave them to suffocate, buried alive in their own concrete tomb…
I’m thinking of running for the Dail next year. Who’d vote for me?
October 3rd, 2007 @ 10:24 am
What we need are more catchy names on the ganglanders, you know, like Chapped Lips Murphy and Paulie the narwhal Jones and so on. Oh no wait, that’s Paul Williams job, the publicity hungry cuntbutler.
October 3rd, 2007 @ 10:26 am
Giver of Shite – have just googled scaphism and wonder if the irish equivalent would be to tie them between 2 automatically powered scooters, smear them with fruitfield jam and set them off in Glenmalure to be feasted on by midges. Wicked!
October 3rd, 2007 @ 10:27 am
Harshman: I fucking would vote for you to become world president…Fuck the Dail, backhanders are only in the tens of thousands, hardly worth the effort and I think it is mandatory you ride Mary Harney.
Could we not utilise Britneys Snatch as a crime prevention measure?
October 3rd, 2007 @ 10:30 am
Ride her? I’m currently in her… I’m not enjoying it mind… I’m only doing it out of spite and duty…
Who says I do her up the Gary next?
October 3rd, 2007 @ 10:32 am
The best thing we can hope for if the gangland wars escalate is that somebody shoots Paul Williams. Hopefully more than once.
October 3rd, 2007 @ 10:35 am
How’s this for a mental image??..
Paul Williams tied to a hotel bed (securely), with a red hot iron placed onto his chest. That should cook the pretentious, smarmy fucks heart inside his chest while he passes in and out of consciousness while Britney sits on his face giving him CPR with her pungent muff?
October 3rd, 2007 @ 10:36 am
Leave Britney alone PP you bastard!
October 3rd, 2007 @ 10:38 am
For that you will die a hideous death Harshman!
October 3rd, 2007 @ 10:58 am
I don’t understand how these ganglanders are not too stoned off their tits the whole time to be able/willing to shoot anyone? They have huge stashes of cannibas…Do they not know how to make brownies? Cookery courses for all!
It has to be more effective than the current condemnation ad nauseum malarkey.
October 3rd, 2007 @ 11:00 am
Maggot , forget Shitney, she is trailer trash. Aim higher, perhaps that whore Hilton at least she has a hotel not a mobile home. Either way they both have minges that can be likened to the Channel Tunnel.
We could imprison the gangs in either of these caverns…I see a movie opportunity : Inner Space 3-”Gangs in fetid flange”
October 3rd, 2007 @ 11:07 am
We most definitely should not have our Guards going round shooting gangland leaders in the face with cannons. Far too expensive. We should sub-contract the job to cheaper Polish cannon-shooting firms. Don’t you heartless bastards ever think of the poor struggling taxpayer, eh?
October 3rd, 2007 @ 11:26 am
why bother paying anything? either tell the americans that they are al qaeda or the burmese they are dissident monks, and the problem will be sorted for free.
October 3rd, 2007 @ 11:33 am
Just invite the Americans in to be allies and they will kill them all in “friendly” fire..trigger happy tossers
October 3rd, 2007 @ 11:43 am
I been given this some thought and the answer is colective punishment. Now I know this is illegal and that when the JEWS do it I complain but Criminal Families are not Palestinians.
So heres how it will work:
Firstly when a known Member of a Crime family is suspected the Guards using better tougher CAB will immediately go to the persons house and that of the family and take eveything of value from it except the Cooker and maybe beds and some blankets. After the family must prove that they earned the items from actuall jobs before the goods get returned or they confess or grass up the Bosses.
If nothing happens after a week the cooker , blankets and Roof get removed from the house and it continous each week. Anyone caught aiding the family by giving food or shelter should suffer the same fate.
When nothing is left we start hanging the members of the family by the genitals for an hour each day.
We will soon get answers.
October 3rd, 2007 @ 11:47 am
That’s just great MaDara you cunt – put ideas into the anti-smoking lobby’s heads.
October 3rd, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
Don’t debate it, give them lovely jobs in the Government or failing that lots of lovely tax payers dosh to quit being naughty gangsters. Worked up here in the North didn’t it….didn’t it?
October 3rd, 2007 @ 1:39 pm
It’s just a jolly wheeze for the TDs so they can use Dáil privilege to accuse people by name and the remaining PDs can get on their ideological hobby horsies and say that competition works in crime too, what with the crims sorting each other out. Therefore, they’ll say, we can reduce the number of guards and put law enforcement out to tender.
October 3rd, 2007 @ 1:39 pm
It bleedin did!
October 3rd, 2007 @ 4:47 pm
Yah’ course they have to debate the gangland specially when Boss Ahern is the patron saint ;-)
October 3rd, 2007 @ 7:53 pm
But why are the gangsters discussing your arse Twenty?
October 3rd, 2007 @ 8:35 pm
Because it’s so very shiny.
October 3rd, 2007 @ 8:50 pm
Let them shoot seven shades of shite out of each other and then fine the bastards for littering when they are found dead on the roadside.
October 3rd, 2007 @ 11:25 pm
Michael Collins said it best: “Go out there lads, and kill all those scumbag cunts.”
October 3rd, 2007 @ 11:57 pm
So’ someone must have considered him an equal.
He never said scumbags, it was shit like you that caused his demise..revise! you plastice rabble.
October 4th, 2007 @ 11:09 am
Course he did. Collins’s exact dying words, as recorded at Beal na Blath by Festy McGonagle are as follows:
Yo, muddafukka, you go pop a cap in that scumbag’s ass, Homes, ya heah?