Euro Millions
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on September 28th, 2007
Tonight’s jackpot is €130m.
Think of how many people you could get Lucky Luciano to kill for that money. He’s doing his ‘Three for €499′ special this week too.
Watch out Bananarama.
three for €499. that works out well for me. i won €500 on the horses yesterday and the first three on my hitlist are;
1. pat kenny
2. ryan tubridy
3. colm and jim jim (they’re considered one entity).
and what luck for me, i even have a euro left over for a scratch card. this weekend is beginning to look good already.
September 28th, 2007 at 9:51 am
260521 small families you’re really pissed of with
September 28th, 2007 at 9:56 am
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Colm and Jim Jim are two people so he’ll have to charge you the extra €50 for that.
Kev - how specific.
September 28th, 2007 at 9:58 am
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Fun Boy Three have now also gone into hiding, roumoured to be in seclusion with the Three Degrees and Indie band Three Days Grace.
September 28th, 2007 at 10:06 am
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strike that o
September 28th, 2007 at 10:07 am
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Can you ask him if a two-faced cunt counts as one choice or two Twenty ?
September 28th, 2007 at 10:10 am
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Be dead in six months if I won that.
September 28th, 2007 at 10:12 am
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Foster & Allen, and the accordion.
September 28th, 2007 at 10:16 am
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Can he shoot Ian Paisley three times?
September 28th, 2007 at 10:19 am
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Mary Harney.
She’ll probably cost a couple of grand even with Lucky’s deal but fuck it, I can spend the remaining millions on coke.
September 28th, 2007 at 10:49 am
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And hookers.
September 28th, 2007 at 10:49 am
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I’d buy Dave out, put in some poles - not that sort , for the dancers, and rename the place the Bada Bing.
Prices would have to rise, but Dublin needs a classy joint.
September 28th, 2007 at 11:00 am
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The Marketing department at Perlico who are running their equivalent of the FCUK campaign..The Perlico Duck, where they come up with cuntish puns like:
You must be quackers, Duck Eircomm, and Duck Me!
Absolute fucking whorecunts!!!
September 28th, 2007 at 11:13 am
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How many Tampons could we get Dave to ingest for €130Million at €50 a tampon?
At a rough guess I’d say fucking loads.
September 28th, 2007 at 11:14 am
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And my fucking boss who is sending me to that soulless friggin hell hole Belgium again. Fucking dump of a country, I hope the fucking butter mountain has a volcanic eruption and lays waste to those mustachioed, chocolate munching, Mayo loving fuckers.
September 28th, 2007 at 11:17 am
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Yeah but Peadophilia is legal in Belgium so…you knw…every coud
September 28th, 2007 at 11:18 am
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Eileen Dunne and that tart Miriam O’Callaghan. As I’ve already got a lifetime pass to Barry’s Hotel I could spend the remaining millions on foundation, botox and duracell ultra-life AA batteries. Did I mention I love sex?
September 28th, 2007 at 11:19 am
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I’ll be in Barry’s tonight Anne, leave your batteries at home.
September 28th, 2007 at 11:26 am
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Johnny 5:
I was going to say paedophiles but didn’t think I would get away with it….
Congrats!
September 28th, 2007 at 11:29 am
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i would still draw my dole if i won
September 28th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
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We’d tell on you johnny.
September 28th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
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Buy them all, their all for sale!!
September 28th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
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Why does he work so cheaply?
September 28th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
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It’s a competitive market.
September 28th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
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plus the hours are good!
September 28th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
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I hate all three-piece bands except them
Dark childhood tales, accordions and everything.
September 28th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
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Justin Barret
Fintan O’Toole
Fintan O’Toole, again, to be sure.
Do I get a say in the method of killing?
September 28th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
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Maggot - ‘I’d buy Dave out, put in some poles - not that sort , for the dancers, and rename the place the Bada Bing.’
Do you mean Ron?
September 28th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
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sir winston churchill for three, or are they already dead.
September 28th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
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Oops - I did indeed mean Ron. That accordian thread has unsettled me.
September 28th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
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I’d do all you guys and gals in, which I’d say Lucky would do gratis, and just pocket the dosh!
September 28th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
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Will he do the Spice Girls for that price? Seeing as he’ll be helping humanity at the same time. Preferably *before* they record another ear-fucker of an album.
September 28th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
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feck the euro, i only use punts. you can get 20 bred fruit for 2 punts in certain areas of Brazil but the feckers at shannon wont let me pay for me ticket with gods own money.. didnt judas get paid with 30 pices of euro?
September 28th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
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