Tonight’s jackpot is €130m.
Think of how many people you could get Lucky Luciano to kill for that money. He’s doing his ‘Three for €499′ special this week too.
Watch out Bananarama.
Tonight’s jackpot is €130m.
Think of how many people you could get Lucky Luciano to kill for that money. He’s doing his ‘Three for €499′ special this week too.
Watch out Bananarama.
three for €499. that works out well for me. i won €500 on the horses yesterday and the first three on my hitlist are;
1. pat kenny
2. ryan tubridy
3. colm and jim jim (they’re considered one entity).
and what luck for me, i even have a euro left over for a scratch card. this weekend is beginning to look good already.
260521 small families you’re really pissed of with
Colm and Jim Jim are two people so he’ll have to charge you the extra €50 for that.
Kev – how specific.
Fun Boy Three have now also gone into hiding, roumoured to be in seclusion with the Three Degrees and Indie band Three Days Grace.
strike that o
Can you ask him if a two-faced cunt counts as one choice or two Twenty ?
Be dead in six months if I won that.
Foster & Allen, and the accordion.
Can he shoot Ian Paisley three times?
Mary Harney.
She’ll probably cost a couple of grand even with Lucky’s deal but fuck it, I can spend the remaining millions on coke.
And hookers.
I’d buy Dave out, put in some poles – not that sort , for the dancers, and rename the place the Bada Bing.
Prices would have to rise, but Dublin needs a classy joint.
The Marketing department at Perlico who are running their equivalent of the FCUK campaign..The Perlico Duck, where they come up with cuntish puns like:
You must be quackers, Duck Eircomm, and Duck Me!
Absolute fucking whorecunts!!!
How many Tampons could we get Dave to ingest for €130Million at €50 a tampon?
At a rough guess I’d say fucking loads.
And my fucking boss who is sending me to that soulless friggin hell hole Belgium again. Fucking dump of a country, I hope the fucking butter mountain has a volcanic eruption and lays waste to those mustachioed, chocolate munching, Mayo loving fuckers.
Yeah but Peadophilia is legal in Belgium so…you knw…every coud
Eileen Dunne and that tart Miriam O’Callaghan. As I’ve already got a lifetime pass to Barry’s Hotel I could spend the remaining millions on foundation, botox and duracell ultra-life AA batteries. Did I mention I love sex?
I’ll be in Barry’s tonight Anne, leave your batteries at home.
Johnny 5:
I was going to say paedophiles but didn’t think I would get away with it….
Congrats!
i would still draw my dole if i won
We’d tell on you johnny.
Buy them all, their all for sale!!
Why does he work so cheaply?
It’s a competitive market.
plus the hours are good!
I hate all three-piece bands except them
Dark childhood tales, accordions and everything.
Justin Barret
Fintan O’Toole
Fintan O’Toole, again, to be sure.
Do I get a say in the method of killing?
Maggot – ‘I’d buy Dave out, put in some poles – not that sort , for the dancers, and rename the place the Bada Bing.’
Do you mean Ron?
sir winston churchill for three, or are they already dead.
Oops – I did indeed mean Ron. That accordian thread has unsettled me.
I’d do all you guys and gals in, which I’d say Lucky would do gratis, and just pocket the dosh!
Will he do the Spice Girls for that price? Seeing as he’ll be helping humanity at the same time. Preferably *before* they record another ear-fucker of an album.
feck the euro, i only use punts. you can get 20 bred fruit for 2 punts in certain areas of Brazil but the feckers at shannon wont let me pay for me ticket with gods own money.. didnt judas get paid with 30 pices of euro?