Mary McAleese to visit New Zealand
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on September 25th, 2007
Wouldn’t it be hilarious if she did a John Cleese Ministry of Silly Walks style version of the haka when introduced to political leaders?
Maybe then they’ll realise what complete cunts their rugby team looks every time they do it.
That would mean She’d have to get up off her knees and stop arse licking!!!!
September 25th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
I believe in angels
something good in everyone I see
I have a dream
a song to sing
to help me through
most anything
(join in if you want to)
September 25th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
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What are you on, Sid
September 25th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
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I hope she fucking shoots the Maori Motherfuckers. Watched them do it against Scotland and was praying some wide cunt would just walk up and glass one of the stupid tossers.
September 25th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
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People that use more than one exclaimation mark at a time should be culled.
September 25th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
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If you see the wonder in a fairy tale
You can take the future even if you fail
Thank you Sid.
September 25th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
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I know its their ‘thing’ bit it strikes me that although it probably mostly just make sthe other team laugh (I laughed hard the first time I saw the Haka), if it does intimidate some players surely all countries should have a ‘Haka’..England could do the chicken song or Agadoo and we could do…well something scary
September 25th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
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We could read them Bertie’s testimony ! That would teach the feckers.
September 25th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
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Surely a spot of Riverdance would have them absolutely shaking in their boots.
September 25th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
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Of maybe we could do what England did to beat the Argentinians.. Sink a ship full of unarmed trainees
September 25th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
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Substitute ‘of’ with ‘or’ and you have it
September 25th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
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No, no, no … please, no more rugby… no more sport.. no more Sarah
September 25th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
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Up your’s cunt!!!!!!!!!
September 25th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
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Is this a folk mass? What the fuck is going on?
September 25th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
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Did y’all see Sid and Sarah in Muriel’s Wedding.
September 25th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
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Nice one tt!
September 25th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
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The funny thing about New Zealand, which can’t be said for Ireland, is that they have a democratically elected president. Bizarre Bertieland Bollix Behavior is not allowed down there! “Ah sure, she’ll get in anyway; lets just give her the job”.
Hak.
September 25th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
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one thing new zealand and ireland do have is common is that the electorate are mainly sheep
September 26th, 2007 at 12:20 am
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Mrs Mc Aleese is a lady ; Not a circus performer as you are tempting tp suggest
September 26th, 2007 at 12:36 am
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Look, if you wanted to do a jig or two after we’ve done our haka, all you had to do was say.
I love it how a cuntry who has given the world Michael Fucking Flatley is slagging us for doing our haka. You Paddys are getting more and more like your wingeing pommy cousins every day
September 26th, 2007 at 12:50 am
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Itchybollix: NZ doesn’t have a president, democratically elected or otherwise. As for “Maori motherfuckers” is it just the Maoris you want glassed or the others as well? I’m Irish myself, but at least the All Blacks are playing rugby at the RWC instead of turning up to be embarrassed by the likes of fucking Georgia. When’s she coming anyway? I’ll have to make sure I’ve got plenty of stout in…
September 26th, 2007 at 2:35 am
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Mrs Mc Aleese is a lady
Yer arse she is.
September 26th, 2007 at 2:44 am
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I love it how a cuntry who has given the world Michael Fucking Flatley is slagging us for doing our haka. You Paddys are getting more and more like your wingeing pommy cousins every day
I think Flatley is American.Plastic paddy, probably much like your self bull.
September 26th, 2007 at 7:40 am
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I love it how a cuntry who has given the world Michael Fucking Flatley is slagging us for doing our haka. You Paddys are getting more and more like your wingeing pommy cousins every day
Michael Flatulence is American. And the Poms are not our cousins. Stop it with your orchestrated litany of lies.
September 26th, 2007 at 8:50 am
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I’ll cross the stream, I have a dream
I have a dream, a fantasy
To help me through, reality
And my destitation, makes it worth the while
Pushing through the darkness, still another mile
I believe in angels, something good in everything I see
I believe in angels, when I know the time is right for me
I’ll cross the stream, I have a dream
September 26th, 2007 at 9:00 am
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NZers - please don’t take this as a slur on your country. I just think your rugby team look like cunts.
I also think our rugby team look like cunts and they don’t even have to do a so-macho-it’s-gay dance to do it.
September 26th, 2007 at 9:05 am
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Bearhunter - if they did have a prez……
September 26th, 2007 at 9:13 am
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Haka - Riverdance for Wifebeaters
September 26th, 2007 at 10:19 am
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Egg chasing sucks.
September 26th, 2007 at 10:19 am
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Bullkaka, your Paddies/Poms cousins thing is nearly right. Paddyland is actually West Britain and Pomland is East Ireland.
Also, no matter what hapens in Paddyland, it is always England’s fault. Raining again? Blame the Brits. Prime Minister a crook? Blame the Brits. Shit Irish theme pubs all over the world? Blame the Brits.Er, actually, I think that they may be responsible for that last one.
September 26th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
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Twenty, you couldn’t make NZ look any worse than its own people do every time they open their fucken mouths, so don’t worry about it. Would you like us to hold on to Scary mary, though? We could declare a republic with her as head of state and also relieve Ireland of an embarrassing problem….
September 26th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
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Did’nt you hear ?
She’s building bridges again - Yup ! This time to way down under,
September 27th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
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No need for Kiwis and Irish to slag each other off; you’re BOTH better than the pommies, so why not leave it at that (I’m not Kiwi, Irish or English so this is an unbiased viewpoint).
July 21st, 2008 at 3:33 am
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