I’m just saying…

19th September 2007

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…anyone who talks to me like a pirate today is going to get a kick in the heart.

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1 On September 19th, 2007 at 12:10 pm Lung the Younger said:
A kick in the Heaaarrt?!!
2 On September 19th, 2007 at 12:11 pm Anto said:
“Argh me beauties” type stuff while putting a patch over one eye.

It also reminds me of the moshe dayan/one eyed parrot joke actually
3 On September 19th, 2007 at 12:24 pm Twenty Major said:
A kick in the Heaaarrt?!!

Right, that’s it. Outside Fnac at 10pm.
4 On September 19th, 2007 at 12:32 pm Conan Drumm said:
Aaaaaarh! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! That kind of thing? Okay, where’s me black spot?
5 On September 19th, 2007 at 12:36 pm Johnny5 said:
Pirates are a pack of eye-patchioed, bearded cunts.
6 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:06 pm James Hooker said:
never been to Pittsburgh.
7 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:10 pm UnaRocks said:
booty
8 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:17 pm Celia Larking said:
Joke du Jour for Twenty: “Why are Pirates called Pirates” - “Because they just arrrggghh”
9 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:26 pm Maggot said:
How do you feel about Frankie Howerd ? (boom boom!)

Oooh, er missus!
10 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:32 pm Rick said:
Howya from Arrrrrrrrrr T E….

:-)
11 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:34 pm Twenty Major said:
And O’Shea propels himself to the top of the list…
12 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:37 pm Celia Larking said:
Arrggh - was that a “smiley” fuck face? See, it even made ME swear!
13 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:41 pm Littlesapling said:
Why are Pirates called Pirates?…..
Because they ARRRGH!
14 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:42 pm Littlesapling said:
sorry Ms Larking…just spotted the fact that we share the same sense of humour…or joke source
15 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:43 pm Littlesapling said:
shall I walk the plank?..
16 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:45 pm Littlesapling said:
There! Twenty. That’s what I think of ye. Before an hour’s out, I’ll stove in your old block house like a rum puncheon. Laugh, by thunder, laugh! Before an hour’s out, ye’ll laugh upon the other side. Them that die’ll be the lucky ones
17 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:49 pm Donal said:
Been waiting all year for this one…

Where do pirates do their shopping?

In Spaaaarrhh
18 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:50 pm Twenty Major said:
You are all complete and utter cunts.
19 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:52 pm Celia Larking said:
What do pirates like to eat?
A. BARRRRbecue!
20 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:55 pm Littlesapling said:
a pirate walks into a bar, and he has a huge steering wheel from a ship, stuck in the front of his pants. He sits down at the bar(don’t ask how) and demands a drink. The befuddled bartender quickly complies, and hands him the drink. Finally, unable to contain himself any longer, the bartender says “Um, i dont mean to be rude, but do you mind me asking about that… huge thing… i mean… doesn’t it bother you?”

The Pirate answers….Yarrgh it drives me nuts!
21 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:55 pm Johnny5 said:
Where do Pirates buy their groceries?

SpAAAARRRR
22 On September 19th, 2007 at 1:55 pm Johnny5 said:
I’m truly sorry.
23 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:01 pm Conan Drumm said:
“…a kick in the heart.”

Aye, aye… me hearties!
24 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:02 pm Twenty Major said:
Please refer to comment #18.
25 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:03 pm Littlesapling said:
All together now!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot.
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.
We kindle and char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we’re really a fright.
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.

We’re rascals and scoundrels, we’re villians and knaves.
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.
We’re devils and black sheep, we’re really bad eggs.
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.

We’re beggars and blighters and ne’er do-well cads,
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we’re loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.
26 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:04 pm Twenty Major said:
Pirates are also paedophile cunts who like cloves and have sex with winged midgets.
27 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:05 pm Celia Larking said:
Arrgh, Little Sapling - is that from the Pirates in Me Pants?
28 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:05 pm Littlesapling said:
Sorry Twenty
http://migrant-isitjustme.blogspot.com/2007/09/arrrrggh.html
29 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:05 pm Celia Larking said:
Well, I guess that makes me a winged midget
30 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:06 pm Littlesapling said:
Mmmm cloves…
31 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:09 pm Littlesapling said:
Why does a pirate’s phone go beep beep beep beep beep?Because he left it off the hook!
32 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:10 pm Littlesapling said:
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?Right where you left him.

This is so much fun..thanks Twenty!
33 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:11 pm Conan Drumm said:
“…have sex with winged midgets”

Twenty, actually it’s minged widgets.
34 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:13 pm Conan Drumm said:
Re 24, you’re sounding irate… why don’t you have a p?
35 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:14 pm Littlesapling said:
P for PIRATE!!!
36 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:14 pm Johnny5 said:
It’s not, it’s ‘winged Midgets’ you illiterate prick.
37 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:26 pm Angry man said:
What do Pirates watch on TV?

ArrrrrrrTE.

I’ll get my jacket
38 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:28 pm Jonathan Brazil said:
Avast Twenty Majaaarrr! Tis the best day of the year for sure. Would you rather “Happy multicultural birth of some saviour day and his pet armadillo”, while somebody rams a blow-up Santa in your face? What’s wrong with doing something for a laugh? We have an election every few years, such is the fun. ;)
39 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:30 pm Johnny5 said:
you can’t watch RTE on TV, it’s a channel not a show.

Also, that joke was made over an hour ago.
40 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:30 pm Blackbeard said:
Quite right! you fucking bilge rat. Oh, and Johnny Depp is a fucking ponce
41 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:37 pm tt said:
How does a steak and kidney pie rate ?
42 On September 19th, 2007 at 2:53 pm Dr Maroon said:
afternoon dublin ice air two three tango foxtrot oscar delta delta md 80 inbound at level 15 eta two four 220 pob request join for one eight…
43 On September 19th, 2007 at 3:05 pm Littlesapling said:
Arrrrrgh! Wheres that fool trying to land that plane?
44 On September 19th, 2007 at 3:22 pm Anto said:
Littlesapling

have you had absolutely nothing else to do today except pester Twenty with opirate stuff. For those of you who haven’t heard the moshe dyan joke it ends with a parrot making wanking type gestures while holding one wing over one eye because they had tied his beak shut to prevent him using his only phrase….
45 On September 19th, 2007 at 3:25 pm Anto said:
http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/index.php

And you could also use this handy link….
46 On September 19th, 2007 at 3:32 pm Littlesapling said:
Avast Ye scurvy landlubber!
47 On September 19th, 2007 at 4:13 pm Peadar said:
Nothing to do with pirates, but have you heard -

Renault have just unveiled their new people carrier.
It’s so spacious you don’t even notice your kids in
the boot! It’s called the Renault McCann.
48 On September 19th, 2007 at 4:13 pm Friends_Like_These said:
It’s not like you didn’t ask for it, Twenty.

Anyway, there was/is nothing glamorous or romantic about pirates - they were the Westies of their day.
49 On September 19th, 2007 at 4:14 pm Twenty Major said:
They were little white dogs whose poo gets stuck to their fur quite a lot?
50 On September 19th, 2007 at 4:17 pm Johnny5 said:
“Nothing to do with pirates, but have you heard -

Renault have just unveiled their new people carrier.
It’s so spacious you don’t even notice your kids in
the boot! It’s called the Renault McCann.”

If there’s a single human being in the world that hasn’t already heard that joke I’d like to meet them
51 On September 19th, 2007 at 4:24 pm Peadar said:
Sorry, I only heard it this morning. I’ve been away.

Have I missed any more McCann jokes?
52 On September 19th, 2007 at 4:29 pm Friends_Like_These said:
I thought my Westies comparison was pretty much air-tight, but it seems I was wrong.
53 On September 19th, 2007 at 4:56 pm porridge said:
considering twenty’s pirattitude, friday’s post (world gratitude day) should be interesting…
54 On September 19th, 2007 at 5:03 pm Littlesapling said:
Thanks Porridge
55 On September 19th, 2007 at 5:15 pm Maddie said:
Peadar: What’s the plus side of a costly spring holiday in Portugal?

A cheaper christmas.
56 On September 19th, 2007 at 5:31 pm Anto said:
Porridge

Can I copyright the first post on Friday

Thanks a fucking lot……
57 On September 19th, 2007 at 7:34 pm Flirty said:
I hadn’t heard the renault joke, will I go straight to hell for laughing at it ?
58 On September 19th, 2007 at 7:55 pm little laddie said:
My Grannies pie rates about 6 in the taste factor. I think its the wild parrot she uses to make the gravy, let me explain for any sensitive fowl lovers that the parrot is not an ingredient but a dab hand at making the gravy, but strangely shite at flying.
59 On September 19th, 2007 at 8:18 pm Mel said:
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?” The pirate replies “We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off”.

“Wow!” said the seaman. “What about the hook”?
“Well…”, replied the pirate, “We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off.”

“Incredible!” remarked the seaman. “How did you get the eye patch”?
“A seagull dropping fell into my eye”, replied the pirate.
“You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?” the sailor asked incredulously.

“Well…” said the pirate, “..it was my first day with the hook.”
60 On September 19th, 2007 at 9:13 pm redbeard said:
Nothing wrong with wooden legs. Its more fun when you get your leg over. I’m a 21st century pirate cos mine is aluminium!! AAARRRGH !!
61 On September 19th, 2007 at 9:19 pm Celia Larking said:
Twenty, can’t wait to see what we’re not supposed to do in your post tomorrow! And before you say it, let me say it for you

“You’re a cunt Celia.
Cheers
Twenty”
62 On September 19th, 2007 at 9:21 pm Celia Larking said:
Hey - am I barred for obscenities? My comments aren’t showing up. Arrggh!
63 On September 19th, 2007 at 9:22 pm Celia Larking said:
Em, okay they are.

Twenty, what’s the heads up on what we’re not supposed to bring up on tomorrow’s post?
64 On September 19th, 2007 at 11:05 pm James McInerney said:
Don’t know what the collective noun for pirate multimedia collection is but…

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=OfficialWench

Sorry.
65 On September 19th, 2007 at 11:55 pm Joan of Argghh! said:
Talk?

Deeds. Not words.

I want a day called, “Act Like A Pirate” and have everyone go to their neighbor next door and steal their lawn furniture, garden gnomes, and children’s bicycles.

Oh, and kick the neighbor’s dog, too.
66 On September 20th, 2007 at 9:36 am Declan Chellar’s Ballog » International TLAP Day said:
[…] leave yer landlubberin’ ways until the morrow, but make sure y’give that scurvy dog Twenty Major a wide berth, […]
67 On September 20th, 2007 at 5:27 pm little laddie said:
Joan, can i be your dog?
68 On September 20th, 2007 at 6:11 pm little laddie said:
Joan, say woof if you agree, woof woof if you dont agree, woof woof woof if you want time to think about it and here boy if you want me to jump on/in your bed.
69 On September 21st, 2007 at 2:15 pm Anon said:
What do you call a pirate that sleeps with teenage girls?

Arrgh Kelly!
70 On September 21st, 2007 at 4:43 pm Twenty Major said:
That’s one’s actually quite funny.