The other day some pilot left a comment on an old entry saying I should educate myself and asking me did I know how much hard work went into being a pilot.
Then I read this:
A charter flight carrying more than 100 passengers went off course on landing at Dublin Airport after lights from a near-by building were mistaken for the runway, it emerged today.
Fuck. Me. Some Mr Magoo in the cockpit thought a building was the runway? I know airport buildings can be long but if the pilot can’t tell the difference between flat ground and a big fucking concrete structure packed with, you know, people, then he really needs to reconsider his choice of career.
It’s like mixing up a goat and a skyscraper.
So, pilots are cunts.
Wait’ll you see, the pilots will say the architects are cunts… the architects will say the clients are cunts… the clients (DAA) will say (nothing new in this) Michael O’Leary’s a cunt… Michael O’Leary’ll say the government are cunts… per omnia saecula saeculorum
Of course pilots are cunts – useless cunts.
Anybody could land a plane with a bit of assistance
from some guy on the radio. I’ve seen it happen loads of times on telly!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I saw that coming, which is more than can be said for ol bomber Harris….
Hard work my hole. They don’t even fly the fucking plane, just steer it a bit and wake you up to tell you that we’re at 36,000 feet somewhere over France. Oh really? Big fucking deal, that’s where we’re supposed to be. Plus they act like fucking royalty, swanning around the airport wearing shades (inside! wankers) winking at birds and scoffing at the rest of us poor cunts queueing up for our miserable 40 quid flights. Pilots think they’re great. I do not.
So that’s what happened at the World Trade Centre??
no grandad that was a paki that did that , also a cunt , but smelly with it
Im going to cuba next week (not hijacked but of my own accord) and just in case the pilot who will be steering the un-natural vessel, and in who’s hands my life will be, is reading this blog, id just like to say i love pilots, admire them, wish i was one, pray to them at night and would let one ride me like whore. please ignore all the comments on here except mine and get me there and back in one piece.
Goat mentioned again Twenty?
Tongues will wag!
why did he brake up with the sheep?
Whatever happened, that fella should steer clear of all further assignments til he’s had his lamps checked.
Yes but they still look cute in their uniform and the poorer the vision the better it is for a lot of us girls.
Flying into buildings full of people is the new black.
Royalty
The plane’s cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was just as obviously enjoying himself.
He came swishing down the aisle and said to the man and the woman seated beside him, “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that the woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one!”
“Well, sweet cheeks, in my country, I’m called a Queen so I outrank you. Put up the tray, bitch!
What does a BA Captains wife do to her arsehole before having sex? – Drop him off at the airport
Every pilot sucks except the one flying MY plane.
Every lawyer sucks except MY lawyer.
Every politician sucks.
what’s black and brown and looks good on a pilot ?
A pitbull
I likes to hear em clap when I lands without breaking bits
Look the fuckers don’t even “fly” anymore. They basically take off , twiddle a few buttons on the autopilot and feel up the stewards/stewardesses. The hardest part of the job is lugging those stupid fucking pilot cases around which are full of fags and booze. I played with MS Flight Sim and it was a piece of piss. I am disgusted I have to even pay the cunts for dossing around in hotels around Europe and getting their herpes/syphilis/pucic lice cured when they fuck around with some dirty hoor who watched fucking top gun.
What did BA say when asked about a flight to America?
‘I’m not gettin on no plane, ya crazy fool’
“I’m tired of these Motha Fkin Snakes on this Motha Fkin Planes!!!”
What? Its plane related ok. and Samuel L Jackson is the coolest man on the planet. Jonathan Ross said so.
Oh. And I am going to France for the RWC tomorrow so if anyone claps for the man doing his job right I will twat them.
Commiserations in advance Angry Man……on going to fucking France, make sure you twat the beret wearing, garlic reeking cunts
Joan of Argghh!
Do you suck is more to the point for most of us?