Taste sensations
Posted on | September 14, 2007 | 41 Comments
We know some things do not make a nice taste when combined. For example, drinking a glass of orange juice straight after you brush your teeth.
However, I have discovered that the worst taste in the world is taking a swig of Veno’s for Chesty Coughs after brushing your teeth with Sensodyne toothpaste (which has a 100% taste of that pink water your drink at the dentists).
It’s like a million scorpions in renal failure pissing while a grizzly bear sprays gone-off-salmon flavoured diarrhoea directly into your mouth.
NOT recommended.
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September 14th, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
Serves you right for brushing your teeth! This author business has gone to your head Twenty. Next you’ll betelling us about how you have started washing your hair and changing your underwear when it’s diry.
September 14th, 2007 @ 1:37 pm
That was a fine psot for me to read first thing int the morning. Gah!
I’m sooo glad the trade winds keep you downwind of me.
September 14th, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
Link to book on amazon is broken…
September 14th, 2007 @ 2:15 pm
The morning is best started with:
1) Leftover Kebab/Curry/Chinese
2) Flat Lager from night before
3) Smoke whatever dog ends are left coz you couldn’t be arsed to go and buy cigarettes
Then your mouth will taste like a sheeps minge.
September 14th, 2007 @ 2:24 pm
Extra strong mints followed by beer renders the drink horrendously unpalatable (tastes like Domestos, and I should know)
Not going to try the Veno’s thing though, sounds nashty.
September 14th, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
i like to gargle on a nice fanny first thing gives me that john west taste all day……..mmmmmmmm cod
September 14th, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
Dude you are ment to spit that pink stuff out not drink it.
September 14th, 2007 @ 3:21 pm
Christ Twenty, you are an awful whiny, malingering patient!
Get yourself down the pub and ask Dr Ron to rub some Creme de Menthe on your chest, stat!
September 14th, 2007 @ 3:23 pm
Trips to the dentist , wearing a suit . What’s happening to you man ?
September 14th, 2007 @ 3:25 pm
I take it you’re still under the weather then pet?
September 14th, 2007 @ 3:33 pm
Thanks for sharing the joy.
You need a good night down the pub to kill off all the germs. Less pampering yourself… it’s for saps.
September 14th, 2007 @ 4:55 pm
For the love of God, the words “big girls blouse” spring to mind, if you keep this sick any longer, you’ll have yer auld Mammy around making soup and a hot water bottle
September 14th, 2007 @ 5:04 pm
Cunt off you bunch of cunts. This was about something tasting bad, not being sick.
September 14th, 2007 @ 5:25 pm
Pffft – Venos? be proud of your smoker’s cough!
and as for brushing your teeth – have you been invited to make an appearance on TV to discuss your book? Are you doing a reading tonight as your cntribution to “Culture Night Dublin 2007″ ? or are you after some poor woman?
September 14th, 2007 @ 5:26 pm
People that don’t brush their teeth are vermin.
September 14th, 2007 @ 5:28 pm
It concerns me that PeurilePish knows what a sheeps minge tastes like ….
September 14th, 2007 @ 6:21 pm
if people that don’t brush their teeth are vermin, are vermin that brush their teeth people?
of course puerilepish knows what sheeps minge tastes like – he’s scottish. what do you think haggis is made of?
September 14th, 2007 @ 6:28 pm
PuerilePish “Then your mouth will taste like a sheeps minge.”
You’d be the one to know about that, sweaty….
September 14th, 2007 @ 6:42 pm
“or are you after some poor woman?”
Hate to break it to you but Major is gay. On the flip side poor women are safe.
September 14th, 2007 @ 7:03 pm
Major Gay ? What an outrageous suggestion – we don’t have those in Ireland!
September 14th, 2007 @ 7:10 pm
yep thats right he’s gay but so what no shame in it, we all love him.
September 14th, 2007 @ 7:17 pm
I won’t hear a word of it!
September 14th, 2007 @ 7:30 pm
He is if you ever saw a photo of him you’d believe me.
Whats wrong with being gay anyway
September 14th, 2007 @ 8:22 pm
ill have u all know we vermin do brush our teeth, its mole’s that dont. but if it helps the human with the taste defect.Try eating dog shit in the morning..it wont freshen your breath but it will tone it down a bit..by the way Rats access the web too. How? fecked if i know.
September 14th, 2007 @ 8:24 pm
Mr/Ms Rat
Id like to debate this issue with you on a one to one basis! Can we perhaps meet for lunch? bring a friend.
September 14th, 2007 @ 8:58 pm
I can imagine there are many things that taste far, far worse than a sheep’s minge.
A cooze brimful of sloppy seconds, the morning after a hell’s angel’s would be a start.
September 14th, 2007 @ 9:17 pm
hahaha…! I’m laughing too much to write anything. You bunch of vile perverts have gone way OTT today. Some of the images conjured up are just too much, especially the sheep minge/haggis stuff. Twenty, get better, I can’t stand anymore of this.
P.S. That Venos-Sensodyne mix sounds like something I had at The Dropping Well the other night.
September 14th, 2007 @ 9:49 pm
I would warrant that the worst taste sensation ever was a teenage snog of my from many a yester year. His breath tasted like peas and he was known as “Marrowfat” for years after. Now, back to mopping the sweat out of my good pink suit.
September 14th, 2007 @ 9:51 pm
Grr, that was mine as opposed to my!
September 14th, 2007 @ 9:59 pm
Celia, you must have swallowed alot of Bertie’s shite over the years too.
September 14th, 2007 @ 10:04 pm
True for you Peggy. Cue “Stand By Your Man”. Revenge is sweet though. Don’t I have him by the balls now….
September 14th, 2007 @ 10:09 pm
OMG. Forget that shite. 80′s soul mate. Peggy Babcock. Babcock Peggy, Pebby Bagcock, Bapcog Piggy! ha ha ha ha
September 14th, 2007 @ 11:02 pm
Best cure for a cold/flu is to do an e! Sweat the fucker out and fell good doing it. And at 10 euro for four, they are cheaper than any of the shite your takin.
September 14th, 2007 @ 11:16 pm
Despite allegations that I know what a sheeps minge tastes like, I seem to have forgotten exactly how and when I recieved the sheeps minge.
September 14th, 2007 @ 11:25 pm
Fuck off bog-trotters Haggis is a delicacy. Anyway I moved to Ireland for the promise of quality Sheeps minge. Didn’t realise i’d have to wrestle it off a bunch of Mayo men.
Off to lick the rims of the ladies bog in Copperhead Jacks.
September 14th, 2007 @ 11:33 pm
After orange juice and toothpaste, the worst taste in the world is Corona Light.
Beat THAT. If you can.
September 15th, 2007 @ 12:24 am
Okay, well Corona Light beats the hell out of the taste sensation of the u-bend of the dunny in Abu Ghraib. BTW Happy Ramadam! Cheers this Bud’s for you!
September 15th, 2007 @ 1:03 am
The 25cl bottles of french beer in Lidl are pretty much right up there with rank, fermenting snatch to be totally honest. Seriously. I threw out half a gallon of it rather than face another few nights of gag-awful tippling.
A man has some pride….
September 15th, 2007 @ 11:00 am
Taste test…..
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=U_5FO3-1-zU
September 18th, 2007 @ 9:52 am
That clip is fucking hilarious. Come to think of it I must start eating more chillies…
Check out that fat moose gulping down the baby gravy and going back for seconds…
O’Reilly, that has to be the winner…
September 18th, 2007 @ 9:57 am
Jesus Christ, I missed that clip until now.