Steve Staunton
Is the Ireland manager:
a) Rubbish
b) Crap
c) Clueless
d) Borderline retarded
e) All of the above
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September 12th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
Sorry Twenty , just got over my national side beating the those snail eating, gitane smoking fuckers.
Yep Staunton is all of the above and I am sure there will be worse to come for the cock-badger. But surely the overpaid ponces on the pitch need to take some responsibility?
There’s always the Rugby?
September 12th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
There should never be rugby.
And blaming Staunton is like blaming a two year old whose parents have charged with driving the family car.
So e) yes, but blameless.
September 12th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Not as much as those shower of cunts over on merrion square! that lad should have blow the building to pieces, fughing cunts
September 12th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
All of the above, divided by three anmd mulitplied by seven.
September 12th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
But surely the overpaid ponces on the pitch need to take some responsibility?
To a point but when your manager has the tactical awareness of a shoe it makes life that little bit more difficult.
September 12th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
Borderline ?? Christy fucking Brown would have a better shot at getting that shower of galloping gobshites to play 90 mins of football. That said, a team of Christy Browns would play better. At least poor auld Christy had one good foot !
September 12th, 2007 at 11:33 pm
Fair play to Dunphy. He might as well have read out my script after the game. He’s a legend….a cunt – but a legend all the same.
Also, just watch as that douchebag Delaney keeps his head down on this.
Stan is merely a talentless, clueless, fuckwit duped into a job that no-one else wanted. Delaney saw the opportunity to install a puppet in the role after Kerr got butt fucked.
The only problem is that there’s not that big a queue of talent in Merrion Square begging for Stan’s job.
BTW: Where is Sir Bobby now? There must be a few bob in this for Carr Communications for media training for Stan. My 2 year old can string together longer, more intelligible sentences than Stan.
Finally, should I open the second bottle of wine now, or will I just regret that in the morning??
September 12th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
True enough about Delaney. He’s a rotten prick.
And open the wine. Tomorrow is tomorrow.
September 12th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
He’s not a puppet, he’s a muppet. And other people wanted the job, but Stan blew Delaney’s cock the best so that made him a shoe-in. Christ. I would have done a better job and I know fuck all!
Where is Terry Venebals to come and rescue Irish soccer. First all the shite with Shels, and now this…Whats next??
September 12th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Venables will only take the job if he’s paid with brown envelopes and he can get Celia Larkin as his investment adviser….that means the FAI can revert to the old days and run things the way they’re used to. Fuck the Genesis report.
Your’e right Twenty….second bottle now open.
On another subject. I read your earlier: post on punc’tuation; i agree$ and “suggest” you can become! more of a STYLIST if you stick to ur guns on this. L8R
September 12th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
sorry football is just so gay. a pack of bum boys running after a ball , and the boring cunts who go on about it in the pub go fuck off and hang yourself you sad fucking cunts i hate you
September 12th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
How about some sense here……Carsley’s to blame.
Can’t sort out a pass to save his life. But then again, Stan picked him…..so…..All of the above. Yay!
September 13th, 2007 at 12:05 am
All you need to do is look at the paper last Sunday after the Slovakia game. Who were the highest rated Irish players?….Zinedene Kilbane (8/10) Richard Dunne (8/10)!!!!
How long ago was it (3 or 4 years ago?) that we all complained about those 2 idiots as being the weak links in the chain??????????
September 13th, 2007 at 12:06 am
For the first time in my life I agreed with everything Dunphy said. However I don’t for a second blame Staunton. It’s the tight-fisted morons in the FAI that deserve the blame for hiring a man with less qualifications than a sheeps arse for the top job on Irish football.
Well done to the Scots though. I love seeing them French wankers beaten.
September 13th, 2007 at 12:07 am
Sorry you feel that way Johnny. I DO feel your pain. It’s not easy when you have no talent, friends or social skills. Chin up!
BTW, I still listen to “Never Mind the Bollocks” regularly…on vinyl (sic) – the way it was intended.
PS. I loved you on celeb love island.
XXXX
September 13th, 2007 at 12:07 am
pity we can’t/won’t beat the cunts at rugby
September 13th, 2007 at 12:08 am
How much does lee carsley earn a week? Fuck me! I could do that!!!!!!!!!!
September 13th, 2007 at 12:18 am
has everyone gone to bed?
September 13th, 2007 at 12:25 am
For the record, I did send a rather witty response to Johnny Rotten’s rant, but it was delayed due to some “Triple X” reference. So, when it arrives in about 4 hours, I want it noted that it should have arrived at 11:53pm on 12th September.
September 13th, 2007 at 12:39 am
Staunton is a patsy, a shoe filler until we get the right man. They never really expected or even fucking tried to qualify….Thank fuck the other lot got beat too. Work will be football free tomorrow…..
September 13th, 2007 at 2:45 am
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September 13th, 2007 at 3:05 am
cuntona i rest my case so fucking boring .man u fans are the worst in the pub
September 13th, 2007 at 5:34 am
…where are the Paddy Moores of yesteryear?
September 13th, 2007 at 9:09 am
Stan is awful, but Delaney has to go too, however he won’t. Whole thing is sick. Am with you Cantona -but it’s second time in my life I agree with every word from Dunphy – he also got it right on the Late Late about getting rid of the government that 41% of us then went and re-elected.
September 13th, 2007 at 9:20 am
[quote]On September 12th, 2007 at 10:14 pm PuerilePish said:
Sorry Twenty , just got over my national side beating the those snail eating, gitane smoking fuckers.
Yep Staunton is all of the above and I am sure there will be worse to come for the cock-badger. But surely the overpaid ponces on the pitch need to take some responsibility?
There’s always the Rugby?[/quote]
Well done porridge wogs….
September 13th, 2007 at 9:44 am
“Well done porridge wogs”
Well I just blew my porridge all over my desk…..oops that didn’t come out right.
Meant choked on my breakfast oats at such casual racism
September 13th, 2007 at 9:49 am
No day is quite complete with some casual racism. Great win for the Scotch, I have to say.
September 13th, 2007 at 9:53 am
And did I hear the Nireland side gave an own goal in the last min to equalise with the Icelanders?
It’s a sign… two rotten teams should be merged to make one rotten team. It would halve the shame.
September 13th, 2007 at 10:00 am
What a fucking goal by McFadden too
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2yrx6_01-mcfadden_events
September 13th, 2007 at 10:30 am
and f) Da Gha-fur…
“We nea-vur play weell on Wed-nes-days…”
Steve Staunton
September 13th, 2007 at 11:42 am
Scotch you cunt is a drink…what are you some fucking stateside wanker?
September 13th, 2007 at 11:47 am
Relax, Pish, it’s just like telling a Canadian they come from Canadia.
September 13th, 2007 at 11:52 am
Any manager that goes into a two game header with the “4 points will be as good as we are going to get” attitude is never going to succeed.
Stan is not a manager and it might just take another shit year for the FAI to realise it. We lost that game before we stepped on to the pitch.
September 13th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Poor Staunton, maybe if he went home and had a good cry in his mommy’s cradling arms, he would be up for the task! Id say the poor fucker never even had a clue what he was getting himself into. This is why people get qualifications and work experience before they take on such a big job, cos then when you realize that you suck ass at what you do, you can quit while your ahead and presue a career at Mc D’s before you make an international jackass of yourself ! At least if you work at Mc D’s you get to ware a cap to disguise your big gingery fuckin head!
September 13th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Oh dear, I fear for poor Stan’s safety. Especially when you lose the point from Saturday’s draw for having played an ineligible player.
September 13th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
I misread. I thought that said “Is Steve Staunton the Ireland Manager?” Still a valid question.
September 13th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
It’s an absolute embarrassment to have this man as manager of Ireland. For any job at you usually need at least 5-10 years experience. He has nothing and he brings nothing to the game apart from caps..That John Delany has alot to answer for aswell. If Wales can beat the Slovaks 5-2 Ireland should be beating them 2-0 comfortably and Czech Republic are no better.
Paul McShane could’nt name more than 2 players off the Czech team which indicates a lack of preparation. Lee Carsley also said of Stan that there’s no game plan –
Under 9 football there is a game plan.
Last night they looked lost it was so bad I turned it off – until I realised I just forked out another 200 euro for the Germany and Cyprus games.
I think the public are the losers here having to watch this tripe..
Stan please step down…
September 13th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Just got back to Ireland after 2 years of living abroad. Ireland were shite back then and they are still shite now. Nice to know that nothing has really changed apart from the shocking prices.
September 13th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Thank god we have so many experts on football this morning. The FAI have nothing to fear, the qualified candidates are a mile deep. Anyone whos played FIFA 07 and has posted on a message board can go to the top of the queue. My special thanks are to the good folks who ‘normally wouldnt agree with Dunphy but..’ You need an extra helping of shut the fuck up
September 13th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Come on Ibanez, Stauton’s only management experience before this was waterboy for Paul Merson at Walsall. He is completely out of his depth.
You’re right about FIFA 07 though. PES is where it’s at.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
well ain’t you all full of shit? fifa is clearly a superior game.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Blasphemer.
September 13th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
This question has already been asked and answered, Twenty:
http://skinflicks.blogspot.com/2007/02/what-is-steve-staunton.html
September 13th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Leave Steve alone, he is from Dundalk and they shoot people in Dundalk for disparaging their own.
What about the last prick who shagged Andrea Corr where is he now – dead.
The last critic who wrote a rancid review on Bagatelle – dead
The list goes on and on
September 14th, 2007 at 12:35 am
Cantona – Richard Dunne an idiot?!?!
Best player we have by a fucking mile.
September 14th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Fanta-head staunton…fuckin hate him. But like the priests that allowed child abuse to happen, its Delaney whose most to blame. That Stephen Ireland death/non-death saga is hliarious…In view of how this cuntry rewards mediocrity I think we should give stan an extended contract (Eddie o’Sullivan-style). And as for Brian Kerr, ive never bought the whole ‘he was a decent manager screwed by the FAI’ line – he was shite also. but he looks well smug at the moment in his Irish Times column. Is it so hard to get a decent manager?? People were laughin at suggestions that Aldrige was mentioned for the job: at least had some expereince – Stan was a spunk bag for TWO MONTHS for that fat cunt Paul Merson
September 14th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
“Borderline ?? Christy fucking Brown would have a better shot at getting that shower of galloping gobshites to play 90 mins of football. That said, a team of Christy Browns would play better. At least poor auld Christy had one good foot !”
He scored a cracker in the film right enough.