Steve Staunton

Posted on | September 12, 2007 | 47 Comments

Is the Ireland manager:

a) Rubbish
b) Crap
c) Clueless
d) Borderline retarded
e) All of the above

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47 Responses to “Steve Staunton”

  1. PuerilePish
    September 12th, 2007 @ 10:14 pm

    Sorry Twenty , just got over my national side beating the those snail eating, gitane smoking fuckers.

    Yep Staunton is all of the above and I am sure there will be worse to come for the cock-badger. But surely the overpaid ponces on the pitch need to take some responsibility?

    There’s always the Rugby?

  2. Gimme a Minute
    September 12th, 2007 @ 10:22 pm

    There should never be rugby.

    And blaming Staunton is like blaming a two year old whose parents have charged with driving the family car.

    So e) yes, but blameless.

  3. Soulless Brute
    September 12th, 2007 @ 10:35 pm

    Not as much as those shower of cunts over on merrion square! that lad should have blow the building to pieces, fughing cunts

  4. Slaughter
    September 12th, 2007 @ 11:17 pm

    All of the above, divided by three anmd mulitplied by seven.

  5. Twenty Major
    September 12th, 2007 @ 11:22 pm

    But surely the overpaid ponces on the pitch need to take some responsibility?

    To a point but when your manager has the tactical awareness of a shoe it makes life that little bit more difficult.

  6. redbeard
    September 12th, 2007 @ 11:28 pm

    Borderline ?? Christy fucking Brown would have a better shot at getting that shower of galloping gobshites to play 90 mins of football. That said, a team of Christy Browns would play better. At least poor auld Christy had one good foot !

  7. cantona
    September 12th, 2007 @ 11:33 pm

    Fair play to Dunphy. He might as well have read out my script after the game. He’s a legend….a cunt – but a legend all the same.

    Also, just watch as that douchebag Delaney keeps his head down on this.

    Stan is merely a talentless, clueless, fuckwit duped into a job that no-one else wanted. Delaney saw the opportunity to install a puppet in the role after Kerr got butt fucked.

    The only problem is that there’s not that big a queue of talent in Merrion Square begging for Stan’s job.

    BTW: Where is Sir Bobby now? There must be a few bob in this for Carr Communications for media training for Stan. My 2 year old can string together longer, more intelligible sentences than Stan.

    Finally, should I open the second bottle of wine now, or will I just regret that in the morning??

  8. Twenty Major
    September 12th, 2007 @ 11:38 pm

    True enough about Delaney. He’s a rotten prick.

    And open the wine. Tomorrow is tomorrow.

  9. redbeard
    September 12th, 2007 @ 11:43 pm

    He’s not a puppet, he’s a muppet. And other people wanted the job, but Stan blew Delaney’s cock the best so that made him a shoe-in. Christ. I would have done a better job and I know fuck all!
    Where is Terry Venebals to come and rescue Irish soccer. First all the shite with Shels, and now this…Whats next??

  10. cantona
    September 12th, 2007 @ 11:50 pm

    Venables will only take the job if he’s paid with brown envelopes and he can get Celia Larkin as his investment adviser….that means the FAI can revert to the old days and run things the way they’re used to. Fuck the Genesis report.

    Your’e right Twenty….second bottle now open.

    On another subject. I read your earlier: post on punc’tuation; i agree$ and “suggest” you can become! more of a STYLIST if you stick to ur guns on this. L8R

  11. johnny rotten
    September 12th, 2007 @ 11:52 pm

    sorry football is just so gay. a pack of bum boys running after a ball , and the boring cunts who go on about it in the pub go fuck off and hang yourself you sad fucking cunts i hate you

  12. BarkMulch
    September 12th, 2007 @ 11:59 pm

    How about some sense here……Carsley’s to blame.
    Can’t sort out a pass to save his life. But then again, Stan picked him…..so…..All of the above. Yay!

  13. cantona
    September 13th, 2007 @ 12:05 am

    All you need to do is look at the paper last Sunday after the Slovakia game. Who were the highest rated Irish players?….Zinedene Kilbane (8/10) Richard Dunne (8/10)!!!!

    How long ago was it (3 or 4 years ago?) that we all complained about those 2 idiots as being the weak links in the chain??????????

  14. Johnny5
    September 13th, 2007 @ 12:06 am

    For the first time in my life I agreed with everything Dunphy said. However I don’t for a second blame Staunton. It’s the tight-fisted morons in the FAI that deserve the blame for hiring a man with less qualifications than a sheeps arse for the top job on Irish football.

    Well done to the Scots though. I love seeing them French wankers beaten.

  15. cantona
    September 13th, 2007 @ 12:07 am

    Sorry you feel that way Johnny. I DO feel your pain. It’s not easy when you have no talent, friends or social skills. Chin up!

    BTW, I still listen to “Never Mind the Bollocks” regularly…on vinyl (sic) – the way it was intended.

    PS. I loved you on celeb love island.

    XXXX

  16. cantona
    September 13th, 2007 @ 12:07 am

    pity we can’t/won’t beat the cunts at rugby

  17. cantona
    September 13th, 2007 @ 12:08 am

    How much does lee carsley earn a week? Fuck me! I could do that!!!!!!!!!!

  18. cantona
    September 13th, 2007 @ 12:18 am

    has everyone gone to bed?

  19. cantona
    September 13th, 2007 @ 12:25 am

    For the record, I did send a rather witty response to Johnny Rotten’s rant, but it was delayed due to some “Triple X” reference. So, when it arrives in about 4 hours, I want it noted that it should have arrived at 11:53pm on 12th September.

  20. manuel
    September 13th, 2007 @ 12:39 am

    Staunton is a patsy, a shoe filler until we get the right man. They never really expected or even fucking tried to qualify….Thank fuck the other lot got beat too. Work will be football free tomorrow…..

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  22. johnny rotten
    September 13th, 2007 @ 3:05 am

    cuntona i rest my case so fucking boring .man u fans are the worst in the pub

  23. Powerman
    September 13th, 2007 @ 5:34 am

    …where are the Paddy Moores of yesteryear?

  24. samantha maguire
    September 13th, 2007 @ 9:09 am

    Stan is awful, but Delaney has to go too, however he won’t. Whole thing is sick. Am with you Cantona -but it’s second time in my life I agree with every word from Dunphy – he also got it right on the Late Late about getting rid of the government that 41% of us then went and re-elected.

  25. Mach
    September 13th, 2007 @ 9:20 am

    [quote]On September 12th, 2007 at 10:14 pm PuerilePish said:

    Sorry Twenty , just got over my national side beating the those snail eating, gitane smoking fuckers.

    Yep Staunton is all of the above and I am sure there will be worse to come for the cock-badger. But surely the overpaid ponces on the pitch need to take some responsibility?

    There’s always the Rugby?[/quote]

    Well done porridge wogs….

  26. PeurilePish
    September 13th, 2007 @ 9:44 am

    “Well done porridge wogs”

    Well I just blew my porridge all over my desk…..oops that didn’t come out right.

    Meant choked on my breakfast oats at such casual racism

  27. Twenty Major
    September 13th, 2007 @ 9:49 am

    No day is quite complete with some casual racism. Great win for the Scotch, I have to say.

  28. Conan Drumm
    September 13th, 2007 @ 9:53 am

    And did I hear the Nireland side gave an own goal in the last min to equalise with the Icelanders?

    It’s a sign… two rotten teams should be merged to make one rotten team. It would halve the shame.

  29. Twenty Major
    September 13th, 2007 @ 10:00 am
  30. Harshman
    September 13th, 2007 @ 10:30 am

    and f) Da Gha-fur…

    “We nea-vur play weell on Wed-nes-days…”

    Steve Staunton

  31. PeurilePish
    September 13th, 2007 @ 11:42 am

    Scotch you cunt is a drink…what are you some fucking stateside wanker?

  32. Twenty Major
    September 13th, 2007 @ 11:47 am

    Relax, Pish, it’s just like telling a Canadian they come from Canadia.

  33. G.G Allin
    September 13th, 2007 @ 11:52 am

    Any manager that goes into a two game header with the “4 points will be as good as we are going to get” attitude is never going to succeed.

    Stan is not a manager and it might just take another shit year for the FAI to realise it. We lost that game before we stepped on to the pitch.

  34. SunnyDfeckinLight
    September 13th, 2007 @ 12:40 pm

    Poor Staunton, maybe if he went home and had a good cry in his mommy’s cradling arms, he would be up for the task! Id say the poor fucker never even had a clue what he was getting himself into. This is why people get qualifications and work experience before they take on such a big job, cos then when you realize that you suck ass at what you do, you can quit while your ahead and presue a career at Mc D’s before you make an international jackass of yourself ! At least if you work at Mc D’s you get to ware a cap to disguise your big gingery fuckin head!

  35. Fourth Former
    September 13th, 2007 @ 1:17 pm

    Oh dear, I fear for poor Stan’s safety. Especially when you lose the point from Saturday’s draw for having played an ineligible player.

  36. bender'sbetterbrother
    September 13th, 2007 @ 1:23 pm

    I misread. I thought that said “Is Steve Staunton the Ireland Manager?” Still a valid question.

  37. Dirk
    September 13th, 2007 @ 2:23 pm

    It’s an absolute embarrassment to have this man as manager of Ireland. For any job at you usually need at least 5-10 years experience. He has nothing and he brings nothing to the game apart from caps..That John Delany has alot to answer for aswell. If Wales can beat the Slovaks 5-2 Ireland should be beating them 2-0 comfortably and Czech Republic are no better.

    Paul McShane could’nt name more than 2 players off the Czech team which indicates a lack of preparation. Lee Carsley also said of Stan that there’s no game plan –
    Under 9 football there is a game plan.

    Last night they looked lost it was so bad I turned it off – until I realised I just forked out another 200 euro for the Germany and Cyprus games.
    I think the public are the losers here having to watch this tripe..

    Stan please step down…

  38. Jonathan
    September 13th, 2007 @ 3:20 pm

    Just got back to Ireland after 2 years of living abroad. Ireland were shite back then and they are still shite now. Nice to know that nothing has really changed apart from the shocking prices.

  39. Ibanez
    September 13th, 2007 @ 3:49 pm

    Thank god we have so many experts on football this morning. The FAI have nothing to fear, the qualified candidates are a mile deep. Anyone whos played FIFA 07 and has posted on a message board can go to the top of the queue. My special thanks are to the good folks who ‘normally wouldnt agree with Dunphy but..’ You need an extra helping of shut the fuck up

  40. Twenty Major
    September 13th, 2007 @ 3:57 pm

    Come on Ibanez, Stauton’s only management experience before this was waterboy for Paul Merson at Walsall. He is completely out of his depth.

    You’re right about FIFA 07 though. PES is where it’s at.

  41. Mach
    September 13th, 2007 @ 4:32 pm

    well ain’t you all full of shit? fifa is clearly a superior game.

  42. Twenty Major
    September 13th, 2007 @ 4:46 pm

    Blasphemer.

  43. JC Skinner
    September 13th, 2007 @ 5:46 pm

    This question has already been asked and answered, Twenty:
    http://skinflicks.blogspot.com/2007/02/what-is-steve-staunton.html

  44. Georgie Best
    September 13th, 2007 @ 6:11 pm

    Leave Steve alone, he is from Dundalk and they shoot people in Dundalk for disparaging their own.

    What about the last prick who shagged Andrea Corr where is he now – dead.

    The last critic who wrote a rancid review on Bagatelle – dead

    The list goes on and on

  45. OneForTheRoad
    September 14th, 2007 @ 12:35 am

    Cantona – Richard Dunne an idiot?!?!

    Best player we have by a fucking mile.

  46. shane
    September 14th, 2007 @ 3:18 pm

    Fanta-head staunton…fuckin hate him. But like the priests that allowed child abuse to happen, its Delaney whose most to blame. That Stephen Ireland death/non-death saga is hliarious…In view of how this cuntry rewards mediocrity I think we should give stan an extended contract (Eddie o’Sullivan-style). And as for Brian Kerr, ive never bought the whole ‘he was a decent manager screwed by the FAI’ line – he was shite also. but he looks well smug at the moment in his Irish Times column. Is it so hard to get a decent manager?? People were laughin at suggestions that Aldrige was mentioned for the job: at least had some expereince – Stan was a spunk bag for TWO MONTHS for that fat cunt Paul Merson

  47. Rapscallion
    September 14th, 2007 @ 9:08 pm

    “Borderline ?? Christy fucking Brown would have a better shot at getting that shower of galloping gobshites to play 90 mins of football. That said, a team of Christy Browns would play better. At least poor auld Christy had one good foot !”

    He scored a cracker in the film right enough.

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