As I battled with the bubonic plague yesterday I thought some music might soothe me. As I was having a poo I discovered a copy of a music magazine which gave 4 stars to Jose Gonzalez’s new album.
I did quite like his song for the Sony ad (but nowhere near as much as the original which is super mega hella cool) so I bought downloaded the album.
Within three songs I wished I had had a relapse of the plague and caught ebola as well. Fucking hell, his voice is so annoying. It made me want to track him down and rip out his vocal cords. He’s so whiny and nasaly and just plan irritating. How could anyone possibly listen to a whole album of that shit?
So, I have decided that he has the most annoying voice in music. Worse than Ronan Keating. Worse than Phil Collins. Worse than Tori Amos, the warbly old cunt.
However, music is strange and one man’s meat is another man’s poison, so if you were put on the spot who has the most annoying voice in music?
You’ve already mentioned the cuntified, ‘life ish a rollercoashter’, albino tit that is ronaaaannnnn keating.
Christ I hate that man.
Twenty, I urge you to listen to Damien Rice’s The Blowers Daughter before making any outrageous statements like this again.
Good day to you sir.
Johnny5 – I thought Damien Rice just went without saying. We all know he’s history’s greatest monster.
Yes Damien Rice has the slit the wrist qualities alright Johnny 5, although personally I find David Gray (however the fuck you spell it) to be the most irritating cunt on the planet, next to the formally fat fucker from westlife of course. Hangovers are shite, I find talking it gets it out of my system.
this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmJ6FDj9R1k
and, of course, Cher
The man whose name is pure rhyming slang…James Blunt.
What is worse he is a snivelling little ex-public schoolboy who tried to sell himself as a hard done by squaddie…Jesus I detest the fucker and his whiny voice.
He should be executed NOW!!!!!
Phil Collins is the worst, and even this gorilla can play the drums better than him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKdQC-hbY7k
Yer man from the Thrills… the sound of his voice makes the skin crawl off my body…
Oh and Mcfaddens a Cunt as well, so much so that I bought the URL Mcfaddensacunt.com with a view to develop a hate page for the fat, pie eating has been.
Dido, so nasal. I can do a rather good impression of her actually.
that git from Snow Patrol….whine.. whine.. the environment.. whine..
all cunts in the charts 1999 to 2007 load of old wank
Celine Dion, and just about every Irish ballad singer with those throbby voices and schmaltzy words. Gross.
Can get annoying alright- sorta mesmerising live though. Heartbeats is good but nowhere near The original by The Knife- classic second album BTW.
Most annoying voice- James Cunt.
That Bocelli bollix makes me feel like my ears are being filled with gloopy battery acid.
Johnny Rotten: fuck yeah….and I can go back farther than ’99
Rufus fucking Wainwright
THE most annoying whiner
reminds me of my joke fatmammycat
The Dodo died
Dodi died
Di died
Dido must be shttin’ it.
Have just been listening to Dessie o Halloran with Sharon Shannon on the radio (don’t ask me why) and cant decide who is the more annoying cunt. He has a voice you couldn’t sell to a tartan clad yank. Bollocks.
Damien Dempsey what an utter wanker his lyrics are equally hideous
That fucker from Radiohead, thom Yorke. He cant even spell fucking Tom correctly. He has the most depressing soul destroying vocals that could possibly come from a human.
Id like to crucify the cunt on a set 4 differently length spears sticking up out of the ground, so his own weight would slowly drag him down to earth via excrutiating pain, while having electrodes attached to his genitals and beating him senseless with a knotted rope made from his own entrails.
Phil Collins is the world’s worst. A total bastard.
Something for Genesis fans by the way:
During Euro 2002, Czech Republic’s Petr Gabriel was substituted. He was replaced by Fukall.
Tee hee. I proper hate Genesis too.
All fantastic examples, and I know I am preaching to the choir here but lest we forget the cuntish sounds of Amy Cunthouse.
Sinead O’Connor (goody two shoes cunt)
Brian Kennedy (absolute wanker cunt)
Paddy Casey (looks a retarded cunt)
George Murphy (Talentless cunt cunt)
I doubt if his voice could possibly be any worse than that feckin whinger James Blunt.
Whilst Amy is a complete ming I lurve her music.
PS I promise Twenty I only download it, I would never disrespect you by buying her album and contributing to her unjust wealth.
You obviously haven’t listened to American doll posse, you ignorant twits, absolutely orgasmic from Tori
The eejit from the Thrills, no contest.
But, Sinead O’Connor as a Goody 2 shoes??! Must be some other SOC…
Can someone answer me what the fuck is the deal with the Disney chipmunks singing in Shayne Ward’s latest piece of drivel.
Twenty…you opened a right can of worms here..there will be no conclusion to this ….just an infinity of comments on whiny fucking crooners…
Oh and that Fergie is an incontinent load of old shite as well!!!!
Completely agree on Rufus Wainwright, hearing him butcher Hallelujah almost made me throw up my soul in disgust. Still doesn’t win though, no-one will ever be quite as annoying as Morrissey. He’s not even worth insulting because he’d only fucking enjoy it.
At the stroke of midnight April 17 2009 Dana singing all kinds of everything will be blasted round the globe destroying all human life. Even the deaf will not be spared.
so you still don’t want a loan of my westlife album then?
That bollocks from the Hot House Flowers. You can practically smell the smugness off him as he sings just cos he spouts the coopla fuckle in interviews. Bastard.
I forgot all about David Sylvain of Japan fame. He sounds like a stroke victim about to OD on heroine.
Your source code is a shocker. A fucking disgrace actually. I searched it for like 10 minutes looking for your book link the one with the picture of the leprechaun [ I’m the leprechaun! ] till my eyes went funny. Like, give us a clue, throw us a frikken bone here.
Justin, Britney, Kanye, Fergie.
Any “diva” singers and that utter, utter cunt Michael Bolton.
“Can someone answer me what the fuck is the deal with the Disney chipmunks singing in Shayne Ward’s latest piece of drivel”
Ha ha Mike it’s nearly as bad as him dancing
Dya know i actually would have said that posho cunt james blunt but it’s too obvious. With all his whinging about some jumped-up tramp being beautiful i thought he’d be the most hateful person in music. but no. it’s that other cunt. Mika. Someone should tell that cunt he’s not Freddie Mercury, he’s just a fucking prick.
I’m actually shocked nobody else mentioned him. Insincere apologies if you did and I missed it.
i’d like to thank bulmers and jack daniels for enabling me not to have the faintest what any of these people sound like, or indeed, who some of them are. although i’d like to have some of what maroon is on.
Ha ha – ‘Heartbeats’ is the only decent track on that album, and the only one he didn’t write. Waste of space.
Anyway, all of the above, and bloody Mariah Carey, That Umbrella Wan, and that Kate Nash gobshite: all cunts. Oh, and Natasha Bedingfield.
What is going on with that wailing Dessie O’Halloran on the public airwaves earlier, yikes! Puts me in mind of that Christy Hennessy eejit. An assault on the ears – and before midday at that.
See the real culprits are the radio stations and their satanist playlists which are consistently the same:
Fergie and her Leaking incontinence pants
Shayne and his performing chipmunks
McFadden the talentless fat feck who had the barefaced fucking cheek to judge some awful talent(less) show on RTE.
Cunting Take That with that cunt Orange who looks like he needs a good wash.
James “Posh” Cuntin Blunt
Rubbish Whineright
Barmy Winehouse
On..and On ….Oh God I need my medication.
although i’d like to have some of what maroon is on.
Autism?
God loads. Elton John. James Blunt. Joe Cocker. Shakira. Yer man from Def Leppard. Anastasia.The singer from Mum and – I’ll be hung for this – Bob Dylan. Cannot get paste his whiny, nasally warble. Great songs though.
Martin Fry from ABC sounded like a tabby cat with a trachiectomy. And that annoying slapper Mariah Carey whose voice box obviously has Parkinson’s disease.
seem to keeps him happy all day in his own little world. think comedian stephen lynch met him one day and wrote a song about him –
http://www.clearconnections.ie/stuf/stephen lynch – special.mp3
following is proper link to the dr maroon tribute song
http://www.clearconnections.ie/stuf/stephen%20lynch%20-%20special.mp3
I hate all those really high-voiced male singers. you know, the ones that sound like cutlery scraping on a china plate? The sound that gets into your tooth fillings and makes you want to open up on a schoolyard? THOSE GUYS?
That cunt from Yes, Neil Young, Phil Collins, etc.
And the female singers who employ that horrible, affected, breathy style. Tori Amos, for one. Someone should kick her in the lungs.
Add that conceited git Glan Hensard to that list whingy fekker, makes me puke big time
DIE, BOB DYLAN, DIE!
Christy Hennesy. Id like to rip his head and vocal chords off and feed them to his daughter.
Eros Ramazotti. ‘Nuff said.
James Blunt doesn’t even qualify as a “singer” so he can’t be counted.
Britney is wonderful – how dare you Medbh. Shameful.
Simply fucking Red
Britney is only fucking wonderful if someone switches off the tape machine in the background thus rendering her silent!!!!! Frigging lypsynching trailertrash.
Twenty, the majority of your commentators are fucking shite.
Sort it out.
Andraste NO!
You can’t add whiny Niall Young to the list.
old man lyin’ by the side of the road,
see the mornin’papaers fly-eye,
come on down to the river of sound,
and you can really see them something something
And Dana has a got a good voice, it’s just that the light of our lady of perpetual succour seems to shine out from her. That’s the off puting thing. Well that and her stepford fascist tendencies, but we all go that way as we age
Johnny5
fuck off you cunt
That would be a long list but James Blunt, Phil Collins and that whining sod from The Smiths would be right up there. Oh, and I nearly forgot Bono, Michael Jackson (although we really shouldn’t mock the afflicted) and all rap singers.
IPS I’ve just taken a look at the 56 comments that preceeded my nominations and I see that Phil Collins and James Blunt are right up their in the popularity stakes. But in the case of JB, leave the class stratification out of it: we’re judging voices.
A dishonourable mention should go to Radiohead (pretentious bastards) and Michael Bolton (gag).
“You’ve got your daddy’s eyes – Daddy was an alcoholic”.
James Walsh’s voice from Starsailor still brings forth involuntary and uncontrollable gagging responses of such strength that I usually have to change my clothing..and apologise to those closest to me… i have to go – as I have just puked over my keyboard.
Ah Dr. Maroon, you know you are one of the minority.
Just me and you I think.
“I’ll be hung for this – Bob Dylan.”
Sinead how could you
She’s right though. His voice is horrible.
Celene Dion. My tuppence worth. Unless it’s up there already.
“whining sod from The Smiths would be right up there.”
Mad Dog, are you, well, MAD?
How can people slag off Britney – perfect breasts, lovely ghair and beautiful face – and defend Dana?
There is no justice.
He doesn’t sing, but I really hate that bastard James “Jimmy” Galway – and that Brian whiney-voiced cunt Kennedy whose hair needs a wash – the clichéd poseur!
Oooh, Brian Kennedy. Forgot about him. He could be worse than Jose Gonzalez.
Manah manah: Quite probably, but he’s still an annoying sod….
There are very few singers around today who have a voice. What now passes off for singing in this day and age is screaming, screeching, whining, nasalized moaning and lip synching. They all sound as if they’re constipated and passing a watermelon. And as far as Britainy is concerned, she is now a cow. At one time you could enjoy watching her gyrate and not care what she sounded like but now she moves like a bowl of jello. This all happened after she married mister right.
Loco – i’m passing your name on to the aliens!
That Pavarotti bloke was a tone deaf fucker.
Johnny5 and Dr Maroon should get a room and make a Maroon 5.
Did you hear Pavarotti’s local undertakers refused to do a funeral for a tenor? They said it was going to cost a lot more than that.
Neil Young, Leonard Cohen, and their ilk
King of self satisfied pricks is that dickhead Brian Kennedy. Add in the Wolfe Tones, Brian Adams, Rod Stewart, Elton Fatarse John, Tom Jones, Shirley Bassey, anything from Boyzone & Westlife, Samantha Mumba, Damien ‘cheer the fuck up’ Dempsey. Get the bastards together for a concert and push the button. Christ I nearly forgot Andrea Corr. But Brian Kennedy!!!!!!!!!!Jasus there’s Dolores O Riordan on the radio!!
Bono. The tit. You Irish fucks will burn in hell for having spawned that yellow sun-glassed piece of environmentally correct dogshit.
Irish Country and Western. Bg Tom and the Mainliners.
We seem to have more cunts per square mile than anywhere else on the Planet!
Maroon 5′s adam levine, who sounds like Anastasia to me, ghastly.
Who is this Dana?
She’s a christian singer/failed president candidate from back in the day, she sang ‘All kinds of everything’ on the eurovision and she is frequently on the telly talking about her weight for some reason.
Twenty don’t forget the smallest people in the world programme is on tonight!!
Hey Maggot! Thanks, but they already have my name and number. They sent me a foil hat set to a frequency that enables me to be the only one who can hear them.
Richie Fuckin’ Kavanagh.
I win. Shut up.
Bloody hell, 80 posts and still going strong. At this rate you’ll need to hire a statistician to analyse the data. How about posting a top 10 of all this lot..
Yeesh. Okay, this Dana person…I should count myself lucky I didn’t know who she was. Just looked her up and spent a minute on her website. IS she for real? I want to punch her in the face and I have never even heard her music!
Axle Rose, sings like he was kicked in the bollox during delivery.
Quick overview – most people think the heinous cunty Blunt runt is worse than the nails on the blackboard Thrills guy; Mick Hucknall didn’t get enough mentions because his “hoooldddddding baaaaaaacccck the yeaaaaaaaaaars” mind blowing haemhorrage horror has been blocked out of the conscious minds of many and they don’t know what happens in the song after that because they turned it off; and Leonard Cohen was mentioned by mistake.
20
At least old Jose can play a decent guitar, Cool video Friend of mine from SF was picking bouncy balls from his hole for two weeks after the shoot.
Bit of a sausage jockey experience for him.
Anyway Lulu is the worst singer of all time followed closely by Philomena Begley
For any of those who doubt my original view on the Prime Cunt Blunt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0UT2MpdWnc
Bob Dylan and the Thrills.
Sinead O’Connor and Leonard Cohen are definitely mistakes.
And that bastard Bedingfield (Daniel)and his horrible fucking sister. Jesus this may go on forever. off to listen to the radio to get more inspiration. Shit fucking Celine Dion, Shitney Houston … anyone want to retch tonight check this out…….
http://www.celinedreams.com/
This little fecker ran and ran for awhile although I haven’t heard him for awhile, thank goodness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwMjpt62Ja4
His tongue should have been cut out for that bollocks.
Bob Dylan is a mistake and Celine Dion is just boring, saccharine-naff but not truly heinous.
Dion’s a cunt, and it is my ultimate fantasy to be kneeling over her pressing the cold steel of a magnum revolver to her pasty forehead.
Rhianna and her fucking umbrella is a pox on my aural senses, and this following on from a song which asks for sympathy because she’s boning someone else behind her man’s back.
“I don’t wanna do this anymyore….”
Well then stop it, you blingy cunt, and then go walk under a train (with or without your umbrella)
90 comments and not one mention of Daniel O’Donnell….
Big Tom got a mention, Dickie Rock anybody?
20 who do you like?
Joanna Newsom…..sounds like a bag of cats being beaten with a sledgehammer
What about that annoying little fucker who sang the fields of athenry or something in the Veronica Guerin film? I saw him a few times singing the same thing on loop in Dublin and it had me wishing the cunt was adopted by the McCanns.
Nah, its gotta be that Anthony and the Johnson’s bloke
Sorry I’m late to the party as ever, but I can’t believe nobody’s mentioned the smug little streak of pox from Suede.
While we’re on the fake-androgynists, let’s not forget the whiny geebag from Placebo
Prick Fucknall from Gimply Red didn’t get nearly enough mentions either.
Quim Kerr out of Simple Minds-thought you’d slipped by unnoticed didn’t ya? and far too many more
The fact that they’re all so obviously complete and utter cunts seals it for them annoying voices aside..
The milky bar kid is right!
LULU.
97 comments on one topic. Brilliant. Can we push it to the ton? Help me out here.
Nobody mentioned John Denver, BTW.
The talentless Astrid Gilberto…. can anyone explain her?
That fucker from Jane’s Addiction.
I hadn’t even heard of her and 100!
Just checking to see if this goes over 100! At the risk of being called a Jim Davidswhathisname – how about Frankie goes to Hollywood, Pet Shop Boys, my Hero Brian Kennedy, Elton Fatarse John, Right said Fred, Jimmy Sommerville, Village People, YMCA my arse!
Any fucker from Manchester singing…sheeeite you Gallagher Gimps
Ronan Keating
Deserves a bonin’ and a beating
Brian Ferry. Is it just me?
No it’s me too.
It’s Bob Dylan, the whining, insinuating, pretentious American fairy.
I was wondering how long it would take to see the Pet Shop Boys on this list. I gotta 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th Cher. Cheers to you all.
Sorry for being late in on this one, – just back from holliers.
Should’a been cleared up a long time ago – IT’S GEDDY LEE from Canadian prog. rockers Rush.
Sounds like a cat caught in the wheels of a train screeching to a halt.
Ahhh..Geddy Lee…I knew I was missing someone obvious. I’m from Ontario Canada and I should have remembered Rush. I must say we don’t have the great insult names that you guys do. We call people names like dickweed or fuckface…
I’ll see your Geddy Lee and raise you a Pierce Turner….