Monthly Archives: September 2007

…that the smoking ban was a ‘bad thing’ then this should do it. It has given rise to cleaner and better sounding accordions. Bring back smoking in bars before it’s too late.

Tonight’s jackpot is €130m. Think of how many people you could get Lucky Luciano to kill for that money. He’s doing his ‘Three for €499′ special this week too. Watch out Bananarama.

The small boy passed the horse chesnut tree every day on his way to school. Despite the bag on his back being rather too heavy for him and putting him in danger of toppling backwards when he chose to look … Continue reading →

I am aghast. Listen to this: FARMERS stormed an EU Commission event at the ploughing championships yesterday to protest against continued imports of Brazilian beef despite disease risks and lower standards. Placard-wielding Irish Farmers Association members, with slogans such as … Continue reading →

Yesterday a Garda was shot with a shotgun by some blokes who were going along in a stolen car. Luckily he seems to be all right, bar the whole getting bits shot off you with a shotgun thing. Meanwhile the … Continue reading →

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if she did a John Cleese Ministry of Silly Walks style version of the haka when introduced to political leaders? Maybe then they’ll realise what complete cunts their rugby team looks every time they do it.

You know, I was going to write something about Bertie this morning, and about how after all his ‘evidence’ not only are we none the wiser as to his finances, we’re even more confused. He changes his story more often … Continue reading →

Dave was back at the bar last night and it was like he’d never been away. He’s a bit jaundiced and sickly, like he should have some kind of old blanket wrapped around him, but he got stuck into a … Continue reading →

I could go on about the rain but fuck it. Rain is good sometimes. What about the M50 who have bumped up the toll, yet again, and some drivers face a charge of €3 if they don’t pay with a … Continue reading →

The Taoiseach is up in front of the Mahon Tribunal today to explain where all those great big lumps of money came from. Continuing the theme, is the leader of the country – a man who signed blank cheques for … Continue reading →