Its hard to put a marker on it.

She’s a bit of an urban legend really. I think Rats’ mate Tommo from ‘Spin the Bottle’ was just infatuated with her.

SPIN THE BOTTLE tells the story of Rats…………………
When Rats (Michael McElhatton) is let out of prison yet again, he returns to his Mother’s house and gets off to a bad start. The money painstakingly saved to send his Aunt to Lourdes (for a miracle cure for her terminal obesity!), is stolen.

Pros: She’s used to labour

Cons: N/a.

Bertie Ahern

Current lead of the Fianna Fail party. Has a habbit of finding large swathes of bank notes including some foreign denominations in socks and brown envelopes, according to the press. Is the only sovereign state leader not to have a state residence preferring the less plush surrounds on Drumcondra. Spent a large amount on a place called Farmleigh, move in the Bert.

Pros: Is already Taoiseach and a left wing righty, a peoples man.

Cons: He has problems with his dic-tion.

met Ray and his bird at a Toots and the Maytalls gig once, a couple of weeks after hearing some of his liberal views on the governments cannibas policy. Put 2 and 2 together and, with a bit of drink taken on both parts, Ray admitted to partaking from time to time in a bit of psychoactive stimulation.
Now i’m not denying he’s a pain in the ass, but kudos where it’s due.

I bet Pat Kenny wouldn’t admit to smelling his own farts.

cunt.

You’re seriously telling me that isn’t preferable to most of what comes out of politicians? :-)

Pros:
Has “style” and “street cred” thereby gaining popularity with the young folk of today. Knows a colored person (see that trainwreck of what-ever-the-fuck-that-song-was-called), so can obviously stand up for the rights of emigrants and minorities everywhere, except that garda-reserve sikh fuck. Older people can obviously remember his glorious triumphs and in that oh-so-prestigious singing contest, that we call the Eurovision. Can belt out a few tunes when the dail is dull.

Cons:
He’s a complete and utter cuntballs, that should have been put down at birth, like an unwanted red-headed stepchild, or failing that sent to the deepest parts of Africa to be buggered by a complete tribe of gay cannibals while being boiled alive in a few litres of his own fluids.

I really hate that fuck.

but he is a complete cunt.

‘Good teflon potential as any sleazy skeletons likely to be dismissed as “normal lads stuff” ‘

Hehe very true.