13 Responses to “Jupiter to brighten the night sky”

1. dubtom
   August 19th, 2007 @ 12:14 pm

   Yes it is redundant, as is the expensive telescope sitting in my attic which a salesman convinced me that I’d see someone scratch their ass on the moon with. I couldn’t even see the moon.

2. Maggot
   August 19th, 2007 @ 1:24 pm

   Astronomers? I hate the anoraky cunts.

3. Twenty Major
   August 19th, 2007 @ 1:26 pm

   Yeah, provocative cunts.

4. Roy Burns
   August 19th, 2007 @ 3:42 pm

   “Look there’s the Big Dipper. No, wait. That’s a cloud. There’s Orion’s Belt. Oh, sorry, cloud.”

   So emmigrate if you don’t like Irish clouds.

5. Twenty Major
   August 19th, 2007 @ 4:15 pm

   I’m not an astronomer.

6. ben
   August 19th, 2007 @ 7:14 pm

   It’s a risk-reward sort of thing. A single clear evening out in the country makes up for ten of the normal sort.

7. Maggot
   August 19th, 2007 @ 7:56 pm

   some fecking reward! Looking at dots in the sky ?

8. Bearhunter
   August 19th, 2007 @ 10:09 pm

   The other day I was gazing up at the night sky, a purple vault fretted with a myriad points of light twinkling in wondrous formation, while shooting stars streaked across the heavens, and I thought: I really must repair the roof on this toilet.

9. manuel
   August 19th, 2007 @ 10:27 pm

   Yes and whilst you’re outside looking up at the sky some get is in your house robbing your cd’s and peeing on your bed….

10. Joan of Argghh!
    August 19th, 2007 @ 11:04 pm

    Cheer up, lad. You can always download your own planetarium quite easily here

11. Gimme a Minute
    August 19th, 2007 @ 11:23 pm

    I would like to be the first to mention Uranus. That’s it. Move along.

12. The Perfect Man
    August 20th, 2007 @ 5:34 am

    We canna cee da Southern Cross evertwy nite we canna do din hare in Neew Zland. Mah bird cees plenty of um stars evertney tyme I lay her down in da grren gras of ome.

13. kev
    August 20th, 2007 @ 6:33 am

    you can buy your own star when the buke becomes a seller

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