The cover

Posted on | August 17, 2007 | 50 Comments

Twenty Major - The order of the Phoenix Park

Coming soon…well, not that soon. Sometime after Crimbo but still.

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  1. Damien Mulley
    August 17th, 2007 @ 6:34 pm

    Class.

  2. fatmammycat
    August 17th, 2007 @ 6:35 pm

    Awesome!!

  3. Maggot
    August 17th, 2007 @ 7:04 pm

    i want!

  4. Medbh
    August 17th, 2007 @ 7:07 pm

    I’m so excited for you, Twenty. I’m going to see if I can pre-order a copy.

  5. Maggot
    August 17th, 2007 @ 7:45 pm

    Does it really tell the true story of your parentage of Amy W ?

  6. ben
    August 17th, 2007 @ 7:49 pm

    WHERE’S BASTARDFACE YOU CUNT?

  7. grannymar
    August 17th, 2007 @ 7:58 pm

    WoW!

    Seeing the cover really brungs it to life.

    Well done

  8. Rudy
    August 17th, 2007 @ 8:41 pm

    Fuck me – that’s a great title and a great cover! Well done, Twenty!

    Now, have you got a distributor in Qatar?

  9. steve white
    August 17th, 2007 @ 9:14 pm

    what date is folkapalooza on?

    you doing a set?

  10. ro_G
    August 17th, 2007 @ 9:38 pm

    I thought you’d be fatter

  11. Annie
    August 17th, 2007 @ 11:06 pm

    That’s a lovely hump you’ve got there, Twenty.

  12. Green Ink
    August 18th, 2007 @ 2:49 am

    What fucker did that?

  13. manuel
    August 18th, 2007 @ 2:56 am

    cuntish, as you would expect. Nah only slagging ye. Looks great, well done n that…

  14. b3n
    August 18th, 2007 @ 7:39 am

    Class Twenty, something to look forward to in the new year. So who’s who at the bar?

  15. The Swiss Job
    August 18th, 2007 @ 7:43 am

    Nice one Twenty, I was hoping Santa could have picked this up for me. Looks like I’m going to have to fork out for it myself now. Anyone want to buy a kidney?

  16. The Hangar Queen
    August 18th, 2007 @ 8:10 am

    Amazon are going to give me a bell when it’s available.Fair warning though,If there’s one fucking owl,wand,broomstick or speccy English git in it…..I’ll….read it anyway.

  17. kev
    August 18th, 2007 @ 8:44 am

    the dark haired lad wearing sandals is a dead ringer for Anders Fogh Rasmussen ( danish prime minister) , So that’s where the crook goes to chill out.

  18. James Hooker
    August 18th, 2007 @ 9:07 am

    Twenty
    I have no words, which, I’m sure, is a relief to everyone – except for you Hanger Queen – leave Hermione out of this. I soil myself.

  19. Twenty Major
    August 18th, 2007 @ 9:54 am

    Class Twenty, something to look forward to in the new year. So who’s who at the bar?

    Jimmy, Stinking Pete, Ron, Dirty Dave.

  20. Lady
    August 18th, 2007 @ 12:55 pm

    Is it just me or is Jimmy pretty damn hot?

  21. Twenty Major
    August 18th, 2007 @ 12:57 pm

    He’ll break your heart.

  22. Joan of Argghh!
    August 18th, 2007 @ 1:32 pm

    That’s not a hump, it’s a hoodie. Though, it is a rather blousey one. Dirty Dave has a cigarrette in his ear?

    I do note that Tweny and Dave both have their pinkies extended…

  23. Yacuncha
    August 18th, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

    If “Ron’s Bar” is Ron Black’s place (the old one or the new) you can sell the book to all the tourists.

  24. Andraste
    August 18th, 2007 @ 5:15 pm

    The idea of Stinking Pete wearing sandals just brought tears to my eyes and terror to my heart.

    Great cover anyway, Twenty. Congratulations!

  25. Northside Langer
    August 18th, 2007 @ 6:05 pm

    Looks good Twenty, all the best with the launch!

  26. noddy
    August 18th, 2007 @ 6:23 pm

    Feck thats like Charlies in Cork in the olden days.Ah happy daze in the last chanch saloon.

  27. feckless eejit
    August 18th, 2007 @ 6:24 pm

    eh, where is the three holed arse cat bastardface,
    and where is the bog, we know the stools there by
    name at this stage.

    I’ll still buy it, being the eejit I am by nature.

  28. Vulpine
    August 18th, 2007 @ 6:28 pm

    TM is AW’s father?

    I knew it. I fucking knew it.

    I’m going to the News Of The World. There’s still time to catch the first edition.

  29. Maggot
    August 18th, 2007 @ 7:18 pm

    Don’t you see the family resemblance Vulpine ?

  30. Maggot
    August 18th, 2007 @ 7:31 pm

    And why do you think she chose a name like “Winehouse” as a stage name FFS ?

  31. Groucho
    August 18th, 2007 @ 10:07 pm

    Great Cover Twenty can’t wait to get meself a copy – when is the launch ?

  32. Maggot
    August 18th, 2007 @ 11:10 pm

    Twenty – have you considered a problem page ? The sister gave me the Michael Jackson HIStory double CD this evening -WTF ? Does she think I’m sad ? Sick ? A pervert ? I asked her and she laughed nastily – what do you think ?

  33. peckerhead
    August 19th, 2007 @ 1:13 am

    I notice the Amazon preview (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Order-of-the-Phoenix-Park/dp/0340952873) bears mention of a certain “avaricious concert promoters DCM”.

    That’d never be those robbing cunts MCD, would it? :D

    P.S. How’d you get Amazon to list the book without obliging you to provide an entry for the ‘author’ field of their website?

  34. kav
    August 19th, 2007 @ 1:50 am

    Nice one Twenty, January’s usually a cunt of a month but at least there’s that to look forward to.

    You know, I expected Ron to look a bit meaner.

  35. Jonesy
    August 19th, 2007 @ 2:00 am

    Twenty, great cover.

    I note a slight deficiency however ….that being a breasty, leggy, lippy, blonde-type to the left of the cover [Like Ger Keane's gf from the Sindo, Flatley's ex, can't remember her name, she's from D.(2)4. though].

    Do you like Harry-Potter’isms? Ross O’Carroll-Kelly’esque working title or wha’?

    Will the next titles be:

    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Stiffy by the Liffey’
    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Flusey in the jaccuzzi’
    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Curious incident of the Dart in the night’
    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Jerry Lee Luas and the good auld times’
    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Roll it there Roísín’
    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Tart with a heart’

    [Qatar, can have it distributed faster there then the Rudy can say Qtel. Just remember to bring your alcohol ID!]

  36. Rudy
    August 19th, 2007 @ 8:41 am

    Jonesy – I never leave home without it!

  37. mick in the uk
    August 19th, 2007 @ 10:14 am

    I’ve been busy printing and stapling all your archives from the website.
    Fucked if I’m gonna pay for a cunting book when I can steal the shite!

  38. Twenty Major
    August 19th, 2007 @ 11:34 am

    That’d never be those robbing cunts MCD, would it? :D

    P.S. How’d you get Amazon to list the book without obliging you to provide an entry for the ‘author’ field of their website?

    Heaven forbid.

    I didn’t put the book on Amazon, the publishers did, so I’ve no idea about that.

    Jonesy – the Da Cunty Code didn’t go down well with the sales people, I’m told.

  39. Annie Rhiannon
    August 19th, 2007 @ 10:57 pm

    Well done Twenty. Good likeness too.

  40. Twenty Major
    August 19th, 2007 @ 11:03 pm

    Uncanny, isn’t it….

  41. Maggot
    August 20th, 2007 @ 1:33 am

    Hadn’t realised you were such a babe magnet Twenty.

  42. Flirty
    August 20th, 2007 @ 9:22 am

    Congrats – weird to see what everyone looks like.

  43. Claire
    August 20th, 2007 @ 10:50 am

    Congratulations Twenty! Who’s the illustrator?

  44. Twenty Major
    August 20th, 2007 @ 10:52 am

    Not sure, Claire. I think it’s on a copy of the back cover I have somewhere. I’ll try dig it up.

  45. G.G Alan
    August 20th, 2007 @ 11:04 am

    I will buy it

  46. sheepworrier
    August 20th, 2007 @ 11:19 am

    lookin foward to it twenty…

  47. macdara
    August 20th, 2007 @ 4:50 pm

    Looks Good , but they do say never judge a book by the cover so I guess we will have to wit to cast the first stones.

  48. Littlesapling
    August 20th, 2007 @ 8:01 pm

    Just saw this (just arrived back from the holliers in France this aft..can still feel the motion of the Ferry)..Its bloody brilliant!.Can’t wait!

  49. problemchildbride
    October 23rd, 2007 @ 6:48 am

    I just noticed this. It must have been posted when I was on blog hiatus. I can’t wait! Oh, and given your picture there, Twenty, I think I may be a-crushing on you, baby.

    (Silly giggle)

  50. Twenty Major
    October 23rd, 2007 @ 9:31 am

    Oh you…

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