The cover

Posted in The book by Twenty Major on August 17th, 2007

Twenty Major - The order of the Phoenix Park

Coming soon…well, not that soon. Sometime after Crimbo but still.

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50 comments

  1. Damien Mulley says:

    Class.

    August 17th, 2007 at 6:34 pm

  2. fatmammycat says:

    Awesome!!

    August 17th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
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  3. Maggot says:

    i want!

    August 17th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
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  4. Medbh says:

    I’m so excited for you, Twenty. I’m going to see if I can pre-order a copy.

    August 17th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
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  5. Maggot says:

    Does it really tell the true story of your parentage of Amy W ?

    August 17th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
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  6. ben says:

    WHERE’S BASTARDFACE YOU CUNT?

    August 17th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
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  7. grannymar says:

    WoW!

    Seeing the cover really brungs it to life.

    Well done

    August 17th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
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  8. Rudy says:

    Fuck me - that’s a great title and a great cover! Well done, Twenty!

    Now, have you got a distributor in Qatar?

    August 17th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
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  9. steve white says:

    what date is folkapalooza on?

    you doing a set?

    August 17th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
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  10. ro_G says:

    I thought you’d be fatter

    August 17th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
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  11. Annie says:

    That’s a lovely hump you’ve got there, Twenty.

    August 17th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
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  12. Green Ink says:

    What fucker did that?

    August 18th, 2007 at 2:49 am
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  13. manuel says:

    cuntish, as you would expect. Nah only slagging ye. Looks great, well done n that…

    August 18th, 2007 at 2:56 am
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  14. b3n says:

    Class Twenty, something to look forward to in the new year. So who’s who at the bar?

    August 18th, 2007 at 7:39 am
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  15. The Swiss Job says:

    Nice one Twenty, I was hoping Santa could have picked this up for me. Looks like I’m going to have to fork out for it myself now. Anyone want to buy a kidney?

    August 18th, 2007 at 7:43 am
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  16. The Hangar Queen says:

    Amazon are going to give me a bell when it’s available.Fair warning though,If there’s one fucking owl,wand,broomstick or speccy English git in it…..I’ll….read it anyway.

    August 18th, 2007 at 8:10 am
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  17. kev says:

    the dark haired lad wearing sandals is a dead ringer for Anders Fogh Rasmussen ( danish prime minister) , So that’s where the crook goes to chill out.

    August 18th, 2007 at 8:44 am
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  18. James Hooker says:

    Twenty
    I have no words, which, I’m sure, is a relief to everyone - except for you Hanger Queen - leave Hermione out of this. I soil myself.

    August 18th, 2007 at 9:07 am
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  19. Twenty Major says:

    Class Twenty, something to look forward to in the new year. So who’s who at the bar?

    Jimmy, Stinking Pete, Ron, Dirty Dave.

    August 18th, 2007 at 9:54 am
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  20. Lady says:

    Is it just me or is Jimmy pretty damn hot?

    August 18th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
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  21. Twenty Major says:

    He’ll break your heart.

    August 18th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
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  22. Joan of Argghh! says:

    That’s not a hump, it’s a hoodie. Though, it is a rather blousey one. Dirty Dave has a cigarrette in his ear?

    I do note that Tweny and Dave both have their pinkies extended…

    August 18th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
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  23. Yacuncha says:

    If “Ron’s Bar” is Ron Black’s place (the old one or the new) you can sell the book to all the tourists.

    August 18th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
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  24. Andraste says:

    The idea of Stinking Pete wearing sandals just brought tears to my eyes and terror to my heart.

    Great cover anyway, Twenty. Congratulations!

    August 18th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
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  25. Northside Langer says:

    Looks good Twenty, all the best with the launch!

    August 18th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
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  26. noddy says:

    Feck thats like Charlies in Cork in the olden days.Ah happy daze in the last chanch saloon.

    August 18th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
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  27. feckless eejit says:

    eh, where is the three holed arse cat bastardface,
    and where is the bog, we know the stools there by
    name at this stage.

    I’ll still buy it, being the eejit I am by nature.

    August 18th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
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  28. Vulpine says:

    TM is AW’s father?

    I knew it. I fucking knew it.

    I’m going to the News Of The World. There’s still time to catch the first edition.

    August 18th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
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  29. Maggot says:

    Don’t you see the family resemblance Vulpine ?

    August 18th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
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  30. Maggot says:

    And why do you think she chose a name like “Winehouse” as a stage name FFS ?

    August 18th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
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  31. Groucho says:

    Great Cover Twenty can’t wait to get meself a copy - when is the launch ?

    August 18th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
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  32. Maggot says:

    Twenty - have you considered a problem page ? The sister gave me the Michael Jackson HIStory double CD this evening -WTF ? Does she think I’m sad ? Sick ? A pervert ? I asked her and she laughed nastily - what do you think ?

    August 18th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
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  33. peckerhead says:

    I notice the Amazon preview (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Order-of-the-Phoenix-Park/dp/0340952873) bears mention of a certain “avaricious concert promoters DCM”.

    That’d never be those robbing cunts MCD, would it? :D

    P.S. How’d you get Amazon to list the book without obliging you to provide an entry for the ‘author’ field of their website?

    August 19th, 2007 at 1:13 am
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  34. kav says:

    Nice one Twenty, January’s usually a cunt of a month but at least there’s that to look forward to.

    You know, I expected Ron to look a bit meaner.

    August 19th, 2007 at 1:50 am
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  35. Jonesy says:

    Twenty, great cover.

    I note a slight deficiency however ….that being a breasty, leggy, lippy, blonde-type to the left of the cover [Like Ger Keane's gf from the Sindo, Flatley's ex, can't remember her name, she's from D.(2)4. though].

    Do you like Harry-Potter’isms? Ross O’Carroll-Kelly’esque working title or wha’?

    Will the next titles be:

    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Stiffy by the Liffey’
    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Flusey in the jaccuzzi’
    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Curious incident of the Dart in the night’
    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Jerry Lee Luas and the good auld times’
    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Roll it there Roísín’
    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Tart with a heart’

    [Qatar, can have it distributed faster there then the Rudy can say Qtel. Just remember to bring your alcohol ID!]

    August 19th, 2007 at 2:00 am
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  36. Rudy says:

    Jonesy - I never leave home without it!

    August 19th, 2007 at 8:41 am
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  37. mick in the uk says:

    I’ve been busy printing and stapling all your archives from the website.
    Fucked if I’m gonna pay for a cunting book when I can steal the shite!

    August 19th, 2007 at 10:14 am
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  38. Twenty Major says:

    That’d never be those robbing cunts MCD, would it? :D

    P.S. How’d you get Amazon to list the book without obliging you to provide an entry for the ‘author’ field of their website?

    Heaven forbid.

    I didn’t put the book on Amazon, the publishers did, so I’ve no idea about that.

    Jonesy - the Da Cunty Code didn’t go down well with the sales people, I’m told.

    August 19th, 2007 at 11:34 am
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  39. Annie Rhiannon says:

    Well done Twenty. Good likeness too.

    August 19th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
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  40. Twenty Major says:

    Uncanny, isn’t it….

    August 19th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
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  41. Maggot says:

    Hadn’t realised you were such a babe magnet Twenty.

    August 20th, 2007 at 1:33 am
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  42. Flirty says:

    Congrats - weird to see what everyone looks like.

    August 20th, 2007 at 9:22 am
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  43. Claire says:

    Congratulations Twenty! Who’s the illustrator?

    August 20th, 2007 at 10:50 am
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  44. Twenty Major says:

    Not sure, Claire. I think it’s on a copy of the back cover I have somewhere. I’ll try dig it up.

    August 20th, 2007 at 10:52 am
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  45. G.G Alan says:

    I will buy it

    August 20th, 2007 at 11:04 am
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  46. sheepworrier says:

    lookin foward to it twenty…

    August 20th, 2007 at 11:19 am
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  47. macdara says:

    Looks Good , but they do say never judge a book by the cover so I guess we will have to wit to cast the first stones.

    August 20th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
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  48. Littlesapling says:

    Just saw this (just arrived back from the holliers in France this aft..can still feel the motion of the Ferry)..Its bloody brilliant!.Can’t wait!

    August 20th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
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  49. problemchildbride says:

    I just noticed this. It must have been posted when I was on blog hiatus. I can’t wait! Oh, and given your picture there, Twenty, I think I may be a-crushing on you, baby.

    (Silly giggle)

    October 23rd, 2007 at 6:48 am
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  50. Twenty Major says:

    Oh you…

    October 23rd, 2007 at 9:31 am
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