50 Responses to The cover

  1. Maggot says:

    i want!

  2. Medbh says:

    I’m so excited for you, Twenty. I’m going to see if I can pre-order a copy.

  3. Maggot says:

    Does it really tell the true story of your parentage of Amy W ?

  4. ben says:

    WHERE’S BASTARDFACE YOU CUNT?

  5. grannymar says:

    WoW!

    Seeing the cover really brungs it to life.

    Well done

  6. Rudy says:

    Fuck me – that’s a great title and a great cover! Well done, Twenty!

    Now, have you got a distributor in Qatar?

  7. steve white says:

    what date is folkapalooza on?

    you doing a set?

  8. ro_G says:

    I thought you’d be fatter

  9. Annie says:

    That’s a lovely hump you’ve got there, Twenty.

  10. Green Ink says:

    What fucker did that?

  11. manuel says:

    cuntish, as you would expect. Nah only slagging ye. Looks great, well done n that…

  12. b3n says:

    Class Twenty, something to look forward to in the new year. So who’s who at the bar?

  13. Nice one Twenty, I was hoping Santa could have picked this up for me. Looks like I’m going to have to fork out for it myself now. Anyone want to buy a kidney?

  14. Amazon are going to give me a bell when it’s available.Fair warning though,If there’s one fucking owl,wand,broomstick or speccy English git in it…..I’ll….read it anyway.

  15. kev says:

    the dark haired lad wearing sandals is a dead ringer for Anders Fogh Rasmussen ( danish prime minister) , So that’s where the crook goes to chill out.

  16. James Hooker says:

    Twenty
    I have no words, which, I’m sure, is a relief to everyone – except for you Hanger Queen – leave Hermione out of this. I soil myself.

  17. Twenty Major says:

    Class Twenty, something to look forward to in the new year. So who’s who at the bar?

    Jimmy, Stinking Pete, Ron, Dirty Dave.

  18. Lady says:

    Is it just me or is Jimmy pretty damn hot?

  19. Twenty Major says:

    He’ll break your heart.

  20. That’s not a hump, it’s a hoodie. Though, it is a rather blousey one. Dirty Dave has a cigarrette in his ear?

    I do note that Tweny and Dave both have their pinkies extended…

  21. Yacuncha says:

    If “Ron’s Bar” is Ron Black’s place (the old one or the new) you can sell the book to all the tourists.

  22. Andraste says:

    The idea of Stinking Pete wearing sandals just brought tears to my eyes and terror to my heart.

    Great cover anyway, Twenty. Congratulations!

  23. Northside Langer says:

    Looks good Twenty, all the best with the launch!

  24. noddy says:

    Feck thats like Charlies in Cork in the olden days.Ah happy daze in the last chanch saloon.

  25. feckless eejit says:

    eh, where is the three holed arse cat bastardface,
    and where is the bog, we know the stools there by
    name at this stage.

    I’ll still buy it, being the eejit I am by nature.

  26. Vulpine says:

    TM is AW’s father?

    I knew it. I fucking knew it.

    I’m going to the News Of The World. There’s still time to catch the first edition.

  27. Maggot says:

    Don’t you see the family resemblance Vulpine ?

  28. Maggot says:

    And why do you think she chose a name like “Winehouse” as a stage name FFS ?

  29. Groucho says:

    Great Cover Twenty can’t wait to get meself a copy – when is the launch ?

  30. Maggot says:

    Twenty – have you considered a problem page ? The sister gave me the Michael Jackson HIStory double CD this evening -WTF ? Does she think I’m sad ? Sick ? A pervert ? I asked her and she laughed nastily – what do you think ?

  31. peckerhead says:

    I notice the Amazon preview (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Order-of-the-Phoenix-Park/dp/0340952873) bears mention of a certain “avaricious concert promoters DCM”.

    That’d never be those robbing cunts MCD, would it? :D

    P.S. How’d you get Amazon to list the book without obliging you to provide an entry for the ‘author’ field of their website?

  32. kav says:

    Nice one Twenty, January’s usually a cunt of a month but at least there’s that to look forward to.

    You know, I expected Ron to look a bit meaner.

  33. Jonesy says:

    Twenty, great cover.

    I note a slight deficiency however ….that being a breasty, leggy, lippy, blonde-type to the left of the cover [Like Ger Keane's gf from the Sindo, Flatley's ex, can't remember her name, she's from D.(2)4. though].

    Do you like Harry-Potter’isms? Ross O’Carroll-Kelly’esque working title or wha’?

    Will the next titles be:

    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Stiffy by the Liffey’
    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Flusey in the jaccuzzi’
    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Curious incident of the Dart in the night’
    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Jerry Lee Luas and the good auld times’
    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Roll it there Roísín’
    TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Tart with a heart’

    [Qatar, can have it distributed faster there then the Rudy can say Qtel. Just remember to bring your alcohol ID!]

  34. Rudy says:

    Jonesy – I never leave home without it!

  35. mick in the uk says:

    I’ve been busy printing and stapling all your archives from the website.
    Fucked if I’m gonna pay for a cunting book when I can steal the shite!

  36. Twenty Major says:

    That’d never be those robbing cunts MCD, would it? :D

    P.S. How’d you get Amazon to list the book without obliging you to provide an entry for the ‘author’ field of their website?

    Heaven forbid.

    I didn’t put the book on Amazon, the publishers did, so I’ve no idea about that.

    Jonesy – the Da Cunty Code didn’t go down well with the sales people, I’m told.

  37. Well done Twenty. Good likeness too.

  38. Twenty Major says:

    Uncanny, isn’t it….

  39. Maggot says:

    Hadn’t realised you were such a babe magnet Twenty.

  40. Flirty says:

    Congrats – weird to see what everyone looks like.

  41. Claire says:

    Congratulations Twenty! Who’s the illustrator?

  42. Twenty Major says:

    Not sure, Claire. I think it’s on a copy of the back cover I have somewhere. I’ll try dig it up.

  43. G.G Alan says:

    I will buy it

  44. sheepworrier says:

    lookin foward to it twenty…

  45. macdara says:

    Looks Good , but they do say never judge a book by the cover so I guess we will have to wit to cast the first stones.

  46. Just saw this (just arrived back from the holliers in France this aft..can still feel the motion of the Ferry)..Its bloody brilliant!.Can’t wait!

  47. I just noticed this. It must have been posted when I was on blog hiatus. I can’t wait! Oh, and given your picture there, Twenty, I think I may be a-crushing on you, baby.

    (Silly giggle)

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