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August 17th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Class.
August 17th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Awesome!!
August 17th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
i want!
August 17th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
I’m so excited for you, Twenty. I’m going to see if I can pre-order a copy.
August 17th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Does it really tell the true story of your parentage of Amy W ?
August 17th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
WHERE’S BASTARDFACE YOU CUNT?
August 17th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
WoW!
Seeing the cover really brungs it to life.
Well done
August 17th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
Fuck me – that’s a great title and a great cover! Well done, Twenty!
Now, have you got a distributor in Qatar?
August 17th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
what date is folkapalooza on?
you doing a set?
August 17th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
I thought you’d be fatter
August 17th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
That’s a lovely hump you’ve got there, Twenty.
August 18th, 2007 at 2:49 am
What fucker did that?
August 18th, 2007 at 2:56 am
cuntish, as you would expect. Nah only slagging ye. Looks great, well done n that…
August 18th, 2007 at 7:39 am
Class Twenty, something to look forward to in the new year. So who’s who at the bar?
August 18th, 2007 at 7:43 am
Nice one Twenty, I was hoping Santa could have picked this up for me. Looks like I’m going to have to fork out for it myself now. Anyone want to buy a kidney?
August 18th, 2007 at 8:10 am
Amazon are going to give me a bell when it’s available.Fair warning though,If there’s one fucking owl,wand,broomstick or speccy English git in it…..I’ll….read it anyway.
August 18th, 2007 at 8:44 am
the dark haired lad wearing sandals is a dead ringer for Anders Fogh Rasmussen ( danish prime minister) , So that’s where the crook goes to chill out.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:07 am
Twenty
I have no words, which, I’m sure, is a relief to everyone – except for you Hanger Queen – leave Hermione out of this. I soil myself.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:54 am
Class Twenty, something to look forward to in the new year. So who’s who at the bar?
Jimmy, Stinking Pete, Ron, Dirty Dave.
August 18th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Is it just me or is Jimmy pretty damn hot?
August 18th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
He’ll break your heart.
August 18th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
That’s not a hump, it’s a hoodie. Though, it is a rather blousey one. Dirty Dave has a cigarrette in his ear?
I do note that Tweny and Dave both have their pinkies extended…
August 18th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
If “Ron’s Bar” is Ron Black’s place (the old one or the new) you can sell the book to all the tourists.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
The idea of Stinking Pete wearing sandals just brought tears to my eyes and terror to my heart.
Great cover anyway, Twenty. Congratulations!
August 18th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Looks good Twenty, all the best with the launch!
August 18th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Feck thats like Charlies in Cork in the olden days.Ah happy daze in the last chanch saloon.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
eh, where is the three holed arse cat bastardface,
and where is the bog, we know the stools there by
name at this stage.
I’ll still buy it, being the eejit I am by nature.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
TM is AW’s father?
I knew it. I fucking knew it.
I’m going to the News Of The World. There’s still time to catch the first edition.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Don’t you see the family resemblance Vulpine ?
August 18th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
And why do you think she chose a name like “Winehouse” as a stage name FFS ?
August 18th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Great Cover Twenty can’t wait to get meself a copy – when is the launch ?
August 18th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Twenty – have you considered a problem page ? The sister gave me the Michael Jackson HIStory double CD this evening -WTF ? Does she think I’m sad ? Sick ? A pervert ? I asked her and she laughed nastily – what do you think ?
August 19th, 2007 at 1:13 am
I notice the Amazon preview (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Order-of-the-Phoenix-Park/dp/0340952873) bears mention of a certain “avaricious concert promoters DCM”.
That’d never be those robbing cunts MCD, would it? :D
P.S. How’d you get Amazon to list the book without obliging you to provide an entry for the ‘author’ field of their website?
August 19th, 2007 at 1:50 am
Nice one Twenty, January’s usually a cunt of a month but at least there’s that to look forward to.
You know, I expected Ron to look a bit meaner.
August 19th, 2007 at 2:00 am
Twenty, great cover.
I note a slight deficiency however ….that being a breasty, leggy, lippy, blonde-type to the left of the cover [Like Ger Keane's gf from the Sindo, Flatley's ex, can't remember her name, she's from D.(2)4. though].
Do you like Harry-Potter’isms? Ross O’Carroll-Kelly’esque working title or wha’?
Will the next titles be:
TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Stiffy by the Liffey’
TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Flusey in the jaccuzzi’
TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Curious incident of the Dart in the night’
TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Jerry Lee Luas and the good auld times’
TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Roll it there Roísín’
TWENTY MAJOR: ‘Tart with a heart’
[Qatar, can have it distributed faster there then the Rudy can say Qtel. Just remember to bring your alcohol ID!]
August 19th, 2007 at 8:41 am
Jonesy – I never leave home without it!
August 19th, 2007 at 10:14 am
I’ve been busy printing and stapling all your archives from the website.
Fucked if I’m gonna pay for a cunting book when I can steal the shite!
August 19th, 2007 at 11:34 am
That’d never be those robbing cunts MCD, would it? :D
P.S. How’d you get Amazon to list the book without obliging you to provide an entry for the ‘author’ field of their website?
Heaven forbid.
I didn’t put the book on Amazon, the publishers did, so I’ve no idea about that.
Jonesy – the Da Cunty Code didn’t go down well with the sales people, I’m told.
August 19th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Well done Twenty. Good likeness too.
August 19th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Uncanny, isn’t it….
August 20th, 2007 at 1:33 am
Hadn’t realised you were such a babe magnet Twenty.
August 20th, 2007 at 9:22 am
Congrats – weird to see what everyone looks like.
August 20th, 2007 at 10:50 am
Congratulations Twenty! Who’s the illustrator?
August 20th, 2007 at 10:52 am
Not sure, Claire. I think it’s on a copy of the back cover I have somewhere. I’ll try dig it up.
August 20th, 2007 at 11:04 am
I will buy it
August 20th, 2007 at 11:19 am
lookin foward to it twenty…
August 20th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Looks Good , but they do say never judge a book by the cover so I guess we will have to wit to cast the first stones.
August 20th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Just saw this (just arrived back from the holliers in France this aft..can still feel the motion of the Ferry)..Its bloody brilliant!.Can’t wait!
October 23rd, 2007 at 6:48 am
I just noticed this. It must have been posted when I was on blog hiatus. I can’t wait! Oh, and given your picture there, Twenty, I think I may be a-crushing on you, baby.
(Silly giggle)
October 23rd, 2007 at 9:31 am
Oh you…